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Lobster (history, logs)

Article: Lobster

Score: 10 of an alarming number of legs 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: UU - natter UU Manhole.gif
For: 15
  1. Nom & For. A Wizard Did It got featured. Do I need any more reason? What? You want one that's not an incitement to drama? OK, how about "I still think this is one of the funniest things I've been involved with"? That betterer? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:59, Apr 29
  2. Death by excessive pinching FTW ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:45, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. An entertaining ride if ever there was one. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:03, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. Funny. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:08, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Badlobsterpun.jpg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 04:13, 30 April 2010
  6. For. ChiefjusticeDS 10:49, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg With Butter Please Ok, it took me three reads of the first graph to get the points-of-view, and then reading the page again after that it was even better. Now I see the genius of the writing, but I first had to remove the shell and get to the soft and succulent prose inside. Aleister in Chains 11:05 30 4 MMX
  8. One of the best things I've read on here in ages. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 16:09, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg  Smite lightning.jpg  Symbol for vote.svg For the, you know, the opposable thumb thing. Ha!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:38 (UTC)
  10. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Oh GEAH!!!  I am so voting for this again! This motherfucking motherfucker is motherfucking AWESOME!!!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:42 (UTC)
  11. For. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:14, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For.Pelozurian (talk) 23:54, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
  13. LANGOSTAS! Fuck yeah, User:Ethine/sig 11:54, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For. Unpschyelopedia 13:28, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Aye. --Matfen 16:13, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Against. Are you serious? This lobster should be boiled! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 19:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Sorry Against. If it wasn't for the people who have voted for this, I would assume this was another random article. So I'm assuming there's some inside jokes here that I haven't been here long enough to get. I did find some parts in the end amusing, but got completely lost in the first half of the article and only kept reading because I respect the for voters and figured I must be missing something. Also I'm not here I'm on vacation (and I just got an edit conflict). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:05, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
    You never know, that may be part of the joke... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:09, Apr 29
There are in jokes too?!? Man I gotta read this again!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:40 (UTC)
  1. Against. Hasn't grown on me since the last time there was a move to feature this. RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:24, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sadly, I have no idea what people are finding so funny about this... -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:23 EST 4 May, 2010
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Weak against. Argh, this was close. But it's just not quite good enough for me. I would vote for it on VFG.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) 03:11, May 8, 2010 (UTC)


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