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Score: +19

Featuredrc (t) 05:32, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Self nom and For. Out of the closet, into the fire - one last one before I retire --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We're here, we sneer, welcome to our site.--Procopius 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That almost exactly describes me.--Emmzee 14:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Fur because I feel bad for Procopius. --emc! 03:34, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Sweet pity helps me escape. :)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Rob will do a lot for a pizza, but he drew the line at being mentioned in this. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Fro cool. --Parodius 22:24, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Eggsaladtent-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 04:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Noteworthy article, but considering that the subject matter has longed been joked about to the point of not being funny at all, and the article itself contains no more than what has been around in popular culture, I must contest its credibility of being feature-worthy (but that doesn't make me a humophobe, does it?) -- The Colonel (talk) 07:18, 28 August 2006 (UTC) 07:37, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - Thanks for pointing that out. I was unaware of my crime. Please put a link on my talk page to show me where this has been done before. I'd hate to be unoriginal. I will try and stuff something in that hasn't "been around in popular culture" for a while, like maybe Stephenson's Rocket or something. And another thing, how can an article be both 'noteworthy' and 'not funny at all'? You make no sense at all. Were you drunk perhaps? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:40, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I had to vote for as I'm a bit of a humo myself. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:49, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOUR. I like it. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS [email protected] (drivel) 02:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great, Hardwick, but don't let this be your swan song! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For it is great. Dumitru 12:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah. Just so-so for my sense of humour. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:16, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What can I say? She made me laugh.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 19:18, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

"Paul is dead" hoax

Score: +20 if "Eat a bagel!" doesn't mean "for"

Featured I counted the votes very carefully and responsibly. Thanks for the support. —rc (t) 05:22, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment You're right. I concentrated on album "clues" but there's definitely more to the story than that. It's unprotected now (I guess all the PLS entries were left protected?) for people to expand. And thanks for the vote. :D —rc (t) 02:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Lost in Translation

Score: +22 misunderstand wort

Featuredrc (t) 06:30, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

It's part of the joke, to show that the writer is "giving up". --http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/c/c0/Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 11:44, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
See below.
  • For. I was payed to vote For.--ZniLe 07:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For clever jokes -- Xykon 08:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I didn't see the movie, but it's funny anyway. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:20, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for I'm working on a template which fors anything with Bat Fuck Insane in it. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, on the condition that by the time it comes to be featured, the Russian Reversal joke is obliterated. -- Hindleyite 15:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Mostly For Didn't see the movie, but riked what you did with the Engrish. Didn't raugh right out roud, but it tickred the insides of my brain. This sight courd use more writers who actuarry use their brains instead of staring at them in the jar on the pantry sherf. Good show, ord chap, good show. --Sharkbait1986 22:57, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It needs more work done before it can even be considered for VFH. Expand the shorter sections, make them funnier and then I'll change my vote.--DrPoodle 23:12, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Revised for. Maybe seeing the movie would've helped me get it the first time...? Oh well, it's good, anyway. Also, DrPoodle needs it explained to him as well. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wut gives? I like things that are lost. -- Imrealized ...huh? 05:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Reply - I get the joke, I just don't think its that funny...--DrPoodle 09:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore. Because my hovercraft is full of eels. El Zoof 12:30, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah, see? Dumitru 12:32, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because Kakun forced me to. Or he'd kill my family.--Shandon 04:41, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:29, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - Its way funnier now. --DrPoodle 16:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - I Love Kakun! --PrincessCaitlaiPrincessCaitlai 17:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was on the fence before all the recent changes, but now it's just hilarious all the way through. And I love the sprite comics starring kanji. -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/f8/Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:56, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Pixellated Face Disease

Score: +20 PFD sufferers

Featuredrc (t) 04:59, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Unsigned —rc (t) 04:49, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia

Score: +17.5 IP addresses blocked under WP:VAIN

Featuredrc (t) 05:43, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. Pretty funny, and I think the author actually did all this stuff.--Procopius 13:32, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:56, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For beyond reasonable doubt. It's true. And funny. It's funny and not just stupid. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 15:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes. Go Gubby! -- Imrealized ...huh? 17:45, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR. Hilarious. Very "in" (as in "in-joke") but most readers will understand. good job! -- mowgli 20:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 20:48, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Finally a 'HowTo' you can actually use....... --Some Fool 00:16, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Awesome! I wish I had thought of it. Wehpudicabok 00:34, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Anything that makes Wikipaedophile admins cry gets a for from me. --UtarEmpire 12:57, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, if I can vote for my own article I will, because I'm worth it. *grin* Gubby 16:24, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good fieldwork. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:49, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. An aside: Gubby posted the same article on Uncyc, and I couldn't figure out if it was vanity or not until he posted the other one. My only concern is that this stuff will promote vanity on WP and here. But, to be honest, nobody cares since I can just ban them. ^_^ Major insignia.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 20:53, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. John1728 21:04, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: clever but too image-heavy. I don't think that would translate to the front page very well. Also, did you find your Rosa Blanco novel?—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:32, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Bloke did 'is 'omework. And I laughed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Whoever fucking wrote this deserves a medal. {Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:02, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Religious Wikism is getting to be a problem..thanks for exposing this ever pervasive trend-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 01:28, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
    • For Bravo. I loved that article.The Spith 08:13, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • YES. I love anything involving the vandalism of wikipedia. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 06:00, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. [1] --Han 09:26, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hilarious, I know from personal experience on the Charles Edward Cheese article of Wikipedia. 1028 18:23, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Step 6 is wrong. --HPSig.PNGHP talk 02:17, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I get the strange feeling that somebody is maintaining a vanity page here, seeing as how the two other people to edit this article have had it reverted.--Jsonitsacsig.jpg jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity21:08, 14 August 2006 (UTC) Unsigned, really. And no timestamp. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 19:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
    • ([[Talk:HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia#From VFH|Discussion continued...]])
  • Against. Though somewhat amusing, it's a bit of a bad example, but also too image-heavy and thus unfit for the front page. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 19:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Really funny article. Deserves recognition. --Admiral06 04:23, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. A page on How To: Waste Admins' Time is not comedy. Modusoperandi 04:33, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • comment. I just bet that you're an admin XD--Gubby 14:49, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. You heard it - this thing is butt ugly! -- The Colonel (talk) 04:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I found it funny.--Mister Nosey 16:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against- Funny, but not feature worthy--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 17:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Howtos and UnNEws articles should not be featured. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 03:39, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: You just said that 'cause it rhymes. Go on - admit it. --Some Fool 03:22, 20 August 2006 (UTC)


Score: +18.5

Featuredrc (t) 03:30, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

HowTo: Be a Tramp

Score: 19 dumpsters raided

Featuredrc (t) 04:26, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom + For. One of the wittier HowTos out there.--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For LMAO. Yugoslavian F 03:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Pretty funny, but not main page stuff. --Gunny 09:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Albeit biased, as the author. Just re-read it and think it's great, so there. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very clever, with funny text and amusing pictures. This vote cast in loving memory of HowTo: Criticize the Media's failed VFH nomination.--Procopius 16:13, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it was funny, and i laughed at the bit about "you Scally." --Palsworth 17:01, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, rather useful. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:28, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Down four stubbies in one go. -- The Colonel (talk) 13:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I shall give it a whopping 209 out of 210 for originality. - Stejinz 15:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For traveling on wind power through the night. -- Imrealized ...huh? 20:10, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. What can I say? Schadenfreude strikes again. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:11, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because that's exactly the right way to use a shopping cart.--Shandon 16:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can't wait to get my Doctorate in Trampology --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, how did you guys find a picture of me? --HPSig.PNGHP talk 05:42, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against - could be so much better. --Nydas 18:45, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Will vote for cash. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:25, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nice. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A01:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very witty. Evil Mark 12:40, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Tramps are robots? The Bumfights thing has been done in real life, and Viz had a funnier page of job ads for tramps. Hate to be a prick. Sorry -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 12:48, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For "Will code HTML for food".....priceless. No really, Hindleyite bribed me. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:59, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, now stop bitching about it on IRC. ;) --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:29, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR At last, a serious article on tramping that doesn't just assume that we tramps are all nothing more than drunken dossers. As a member of the community of 'sunshine dribblers' as we prefer to call ourselves, I found the section on "useful phrases" particularly helpful in the fight against terrorism. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 16:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • PHOR. Hindleyite bribed me with pie. Also, is good HowTo. --Sign2.pngSarinZero (blabber )Sign2.png 18:23, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for It works. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:13, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for great article --Mr.Gear 20:04, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Paradise Lost

Score: +20 Apples Eaten

Featuredrc (t) 04:41, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

::hmm, leave me a msg in my talk page if you're missing "featuring" by a vote. that was never my intention and i can still change (edit!) my vote. -- mowgli 20:22, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

FOR - was being frivolous earlier which i now regret. voting sections should be taken seriously. i never actually meant to vote against (nor abstain -- which means i neant to vote for, duh!) -- mowgli 06:16, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with the loss of Eden, till one greater man restore us, and regain the blissful seat, with earthly parody. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:05, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hissss eat the apples already -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 01:40, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We don't even have this in Oz yet. They'll probably put it on at 11.30pm Tuesdays in 2008, run a few episodes out of order, drop it while the Olympics are on and then forget to bring it back. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 00:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Do you have to explain?--Savant13 14:48, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:My First Necronomicon

Score: +21 souls consumed by the Elder God

Featuredrc (t) 04:51, 23 August 2006 (UTC)


Score: +21

Featuredrc (t) 05:58, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

  • For and Nom. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 18:27, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though I feel biased for some reason. <checks tattoos> Ah... Modusoperandi 19:36, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Suprised me. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:50, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

(UTC) 2006 August 12, 20:00 Mordillo Israelicon.gifHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown.gif - For *

  • roF --http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/c/c0/Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 20:01, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I liked the movie. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:46, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Did I tell you the one about Sammy Jankis? I did? Multiple times? Oh. For. -- Imrealized ...huh? 00:03, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • What the...? I mean, for, since I wrote the text. Credit goes to Modus for the second image and some anon for the re-ordering. --Nydas 00:51, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That movie was cool. Rxfort 13:26, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • --TKF 13:29, 13 August 2006 (UTC)For.
  • For. Didn't see the movie but liked the article.--Procopius 22:34, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • roF gnortS. I mean Strong For. --Falcotron 10:44, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Love the tatt pic too. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 11:21, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Wehpudicabok 19:47, 14 August 2006 (UTC) But it's funny once you do get it. Took me a while to get it since I hadn't seen the movie. Weak For
  • For Good...--SigCommunist.pngPremier Tom MayfairTalkRedPhone.jpgF@HSucrose b.gifMale-UN.jpg 04:25, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For-Brevity is indeed the soul of wit--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 17:32, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For.My soul, art thou Brevity.--Wit (tawk) 16:11, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For Funny only if you know the movie --Iambusyeating 16:47, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For What the hell is wrong with this article? I have no idea, I just know that when I read it I get a squishy feeling inside. Maybe it's gas, maybe it's my appendix bursting. All I know is I like it. --Captain Finding Nemo 05:52, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, nice. --HPSig.PNGHP talk KUN.png Icons-flag-pi.PNG 20:51, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I remember saying at VFD ages ago that something a whole lot better could be done with this. I was so right. Spang talk 16:17, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Fisher Price: A Retrospective

Score: +22

Featured I decided to put the Fisher Price text itself on the front page and link to the Retrospective. Seems to make the most sense for people who aren't already "in the know." —rc (t) 05:54, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Nomination And For Shizzle. Yes, I already know this has been "Quasi-featured", but this just might make me laugh more than any other article in the damned universe. PURE BRILLIANCE. --Sir Cornbread 04:37, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment...Anyone have any idea what in the hell the guy above me is talking about?? He cant possibly think that this is a REAL BOOK, unless hes completely retarded. Also, his only contribution to the site was that vote...A little suspicious... Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN--06:43, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
  • He bolded the F and O, so I guess he's voting for and is kidding. --Nintendorulez | talk 18:34, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Well I guess that makes sense, I'll add it as a for until he says otherwise... Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN --20:54, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

*For. Definitely: it's the analysis that sells it.

Oops, already voted ... --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|[email protected]|MUN 04:54, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Hey, why not front page "Fisher Price"? This article, though hilarious, is a lot funnier when you've read the original. And, on the original article, there's a little "see also" which leads you to the retrospective which no-one is going to miss.--Gubby 23:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, this fighting is <James Dean moment> tearing me apart! </James Dean moment>. Modusoperandi 00:32, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It sucks and it's not worth featuring...no, it's a load of bull shite. Momochii Zabuza 01:19, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I love satirical humour in any form or fashion.--Mister Nosey 04:34, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--TKF 00:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Alright, fine, I'll put a for on this page, but to those who don't find it far funnier to put the 'Fisher Price' thing on the front page, well, I shakes my head --Some Fool 01:35, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • forsimple-- 02:57, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I'll try again ..., and if this doesn't work, well then, "Fisher Price to you!" --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|[email protected]|MUN 01:54, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Battle of Gettysburg

Score: +25 Fallen Confederate Soldiers, Kind of Like my Heart, Brooke

Featuredrc (t) 04:49, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment: What are you talking about? There aren't any in-jokes in that article... In fact, the article tells real stuff about the the Battle of Gettysburg. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 13:23, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

*For I think it's funny, and what i think is fact! --ZniLe 11:18, 14 August 2006 (UTC)--ZniLe 11:22, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Strong For, and I want to give this article the award for "best captions" but I don't think that exists... oh well. Wehpudicabok 00:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yeah, alright, I'll give this a vote Yeah, alright, your vote's unsigned, so it doesnt count... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:52, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Consider it signed now Corn-boy. --Some Fool 02:42, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Incredible and coolific. It reminds me of my own experiences with love. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH17:47, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Awesome comedy!!!...though now that I've read it, I think some Carpetbaggers need to come in and clean up Procopius's co-dependent heart....you don't need to be a wartime tragedy..... --DawnLei 20:27, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Dark Ages

Featured ~ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 02:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: +21

*For, really, really for I don't think many articles get quite as good and opinionated as that. Good shit.--Shadow the Blade 06:04, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Null and void; article is ALREADY FEATURED. H. 06:06, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • N+F. We need such vigorous bashing, especially when applied to a serious historical subject. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 14:12, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Huge, Huge For - hilarious. TheMono 04:44, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For; it seems a little familiar but it's still funny.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 06:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Self-vote For. Ignore this line and move onto the next.--Procopius 12:14, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. "Other eras were content to accept this as the will of God -- that a man would have to go through his day with a strong likelihood of being killed by an axe before sunset. Greek and Roman mythology is based on it." Priceless. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:05, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I came here all gonna nominate Battle of Gettysburg, but that was until I read about Thurmor, the black bandit of the woods. Shine On, You Crazy Diamond. --Palsworth 15:16, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • for, finally someone is saying what we're all thinking. Modusoperandi 19:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Everything there is good except the bashing. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:04, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
    • The bashing is the point! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:43, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Bashing=/=funny. If bashing is a form of humour, then why don't I find WWE amusing, despite those guys there bash each other with folding chairs all the time? -- The Colonel (talk) 14:00, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Bashing (can) = Funny. Viz the success and proliferation of Takeshi's Castle in all its wild permutations. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:39, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
          • I don't study history or arts or stuff so whatever the article is bashing makes no difference to me, and since everyone can call someone a "butthole", it is obvious to me that there is something lacking in this candidate - intelligence. -- The Colonel (talk) 04:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
    • It's the bashing being applied to a serious historical subject that makes it funny. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:06, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
      • The intense bitterness on a subject that doesn't warrant it at all makes it hilarious. TheMono 03:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like it, but it could be expanded a bit. --emc! 19:25, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I didn't find it especially bashy — it's just got a bit of a punch. -- Imrealized ...huh? 19:57, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For: Anything that bashes Petrach is boss. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH
  • For I feel like I got an education and I'm really pissed that I didn't before reading this page...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:43, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Some Fool 07:32, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:24, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:49, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Fourteen hundred. Just like Martin Van Buren of IFHTBT.--Emmzee 14:44, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 Uncyclopedian history at its finest. Swordmaster 17:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For ...the shear beauty...two and a half thumbs up...pure excellence...Sony reminds me of Romans, I hate Sony. --HPSig.PNGHP talk 05:34, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought I already had voted for this. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:08, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Kavall 21:33, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. Feature the dadburned article already. Swordmaster 17:15, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I be for this and so does my pig be. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The most intelligent rant I've seen in a long time. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|[email protected]|MUN 00:32, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Front page please--Bladetip 02:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Needs a Chrono Trigger reference. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:56, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I had to look that one up. And now that I have, I realize it's not a bad idea. I would have made it TimeQuest, though.  :)--Procopius 19:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. But only if the B-test doesn't show illegally high levels of fact. It seems suspiciously erudite -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 00:38, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 13:14, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: +27.5
  • Nom and for. One of the best things I've read on Uncyclopedia in ages. Seriously, this article is so good, I'm considering creating a bunch of sockpuppets just to vote on it here. Only kidding, please don't deop me. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:04, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Stonking great read! FOR -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 17:10, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and I know this was worked on for some time.--Shandon 17:39, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Super-For Long live Kurt Cobain and Grunge! Wait... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A18:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Our little for has always been and always will until the end. (That's the best I could come up with.)—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 19:49, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Forteen magazine. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:00, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Makes me feel stupid, and contagious. for. InfiniteMonkey 20:05, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For John1728 20:47, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I miss the comfort in being sad.--Procopius 21:04, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • How did Imrealized manage to throw all that Nirvana stuff together? Totally stoned... I mean, totally for. -- The Colonel (talk) 22:03, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Why, just reading this is enough to send me to Nirvana for eternity. --Donut Buy one!|Get one Free!|[email protected]|MUN 22:08, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For; absolutely genius. --em|c|! Icons-flag-us.png 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • This article's dumb, or maybe just crappy. Think it's just crappy... what? I wrote this? Oh, me! Then I'm all for it. -- Imrealized ...huh? 02:13, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Top 10 articles of 2006 maybe? Bladetip 03:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • It starts with F and ends woth R. "Fucking a goatse practitioneR"? No, you pervert, its For! I am so in love with Kurt Cobain its not even funny anymore. I trapped his soul in my washing machine.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. While I usually pretend I've never worn flannel, this made me remember, and I needed the humiliation. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Link humor is the best. Wehpudicabok 17:30, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I was supposed to help him on this, but got busy in the stupid 'real world'--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 20:45, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Angst!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 01:16, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What else should I be? Rxfort 15:09, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This honestly gave me goosebumps because of how excellent it it is. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 18:05, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I have absolutely no idea what any of this is about, but I suppose the youngsters must have their fun. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 01:51, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
I'm 55, and I found the genius in the article. --em|c|! Icons-flag-us.png 02:05, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
Please note that this vote was UNCLEAR!!! --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 13:14, 12 August 2006 (UTC)


Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 00:08, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: 23 urban legends smashed into little pieces by Barbara Mikkelson and Oscar Wilde

UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 02:53, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: +26 Dollars per track
  • N+F. "The basic problem that the RIAA has in protecting its property, is that after people have bought music, they can actually listen to it." Genius. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:46, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For Pure genius. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A01:49, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Absolutely hilarious. --emc! 01:57, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah. Not a big fan of UnNews being featured.--Emmzee 02:59, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
I think the issue should be wheather or not its funny, not if its UnNews. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:46, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Voynich Manuscript

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:35, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: +19

*For Cool. -- 12:34, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

  • For above is me --Han 12:44, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Halfhearted for. I found this very funny, BUT only after I read it the first time, said "WTF" and actually did some quick research into what it actually is. Good, but it doesn't have the instant recognition and humour that deserves a full vote. --Nuknuk 14:28, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For...and I will make a ref to this article for the rest of the month of July for each new article I make... --HPSig.PNGHP talk 15:50, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mhaille is a god. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:58, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For By pie, I will vote for this article. The Invading Genius Yuri the Vaguely Octagonal [WORSHUP ME] [MUN] [YvJP] 19:08, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For I found it to be thouroughly enlightening and humorous. It shall recieve a full vote. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH20:04, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Took me a bit to vote because I wanted to research first, laugh second. That actually wasn't necessary in this case because this article is really well-written and funny as hell. -- Imrealized ...huh? 00:15, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The Mhaille Hit Factory churns out another chart topper. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:37, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is not fair. Popular writers always get all the attention. -- The Colonel (talk) 12:57, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube

Featured Spang talk 05:15, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: 19 bottles of beer on the wall
Done. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:06, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. No. --Joe!TALK|CONTRIBS|[email protected] 01:00, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For:
    • Like DG said - "simple and accessible". If you think simplicity is stupid, then go laugh at my old Quantum Mechanics textbook.
    • One crazy idea outrageously executed.
    • One of the few fine works here by a n00b.
    • Endorsed by Splaka the user hater (sort of).

-- The Colonel (talk) 02:40, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Adobe Potatochop

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:00, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: +19

:For. -- 19:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

*Against, I find it cute, and it might work for Encyclopedia Dramatica, but uhh, nice try. --emc! 03:25, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

For, changed my vote because I love this article! It's great! Wooohoo! :-] --emc! 21:35, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nice article! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:15, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Futile against. I moaned and groaned. But computer nerd humor like this seems pretty much like a shoe-in for featuring... --So So 07:50, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. The laugh is there, but not enough to hit the spot. -- The Colonel (talk) 05:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This one take the chip! HA! Chip! I made a potato joke! --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 14:20, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Got any french fried potaters in that there chop? Mmm hmm. Reckon I'll have me the bigguns. Mmm hmm. -- Imrealized ...huh? 20:17, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against but only because the Voynich manuscript is too far behind to be in the running --Some Fool 07:43, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If nothing else, it displays the work that should go in to feature stories.--Procopius 14:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although I would like to point out that I made up the phrase "Potato Chop", which I frequently shorten to just "potochop". Anyway, good work. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 22:46, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Hilarious article! --DrPoodle 22:49, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, airbrushed to read For - This article rules. --Superbo 01:35, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Looks tasty. Rxfort 00:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For - It's mockery of the greatest photo-editing technical marvel! I love it! --Demonlink2 22:54, 1 August 2006 (UTC)


Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 07:13, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: reppin +22.5 fo shizzle
  • Self Nom & For. I completely re-wrote this from crap. I spent LOTS of time on it, and I think it's ready to face the judges. Hope you like it! -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 19:24, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 4 shizzle Considering I helped make the article what it is, I revoke all the "credit" Sir Cornbread and others deserve for rewriting this article, and take it for myself. --emc! 19:34, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Emmzee 20:59, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A nice scattering of funny throughout. Yea yeAH!! -- Imrealized ...huh? 22:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Fo' schizzle.--The One and Only Czar Yah 00:56, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Aiiii TheMono 01:09, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Mad props to the Freestyle Section.--Procopius 01:32, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. WOW! Thank u all! I thought this was easily my best article, but I didnt think it would do this well. Thanks for your votes! -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 03:43, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Gittin' down on all For's and shakin' it at the hudio, brother. ... Or something. Innit. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:44, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For- 'A' for effort 'B-' for laughs--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 18:29, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • The shizzle, FOR rizzle, this artizzle is the shizzle! DiZ deems it worthy. DiZzletheGrizzle Honor me nigga! ( Worshizzle me yo'!) (Prizzle me!) (Jizzle me!)
  • For...this article had a lot of contributors.--Shandon 04:08, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE-YO. This came a long way from VFD. An excellent rewrite, and worthy of attention. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:06, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • I have to vote For even though I think it could stand to lose the Bush picture. That's getting a little overdone. But overall it's definitely worth featuring. Wehpudicabok 02:41, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Dis article's tight, yo. I mean, for. --UtarEmpire 05:56, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • A splendid article, very well done indeed, my sincerest congratulations on such a fine achievement. --Nydas 19:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Wonderful article -- 14:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, lol --JimmyB 04:13, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Why does snoop dog have an umbrella? For drizzle! Dshack 05:11, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against because I think that an article on rap could be a lot funnier than this, but I'd like to see that hilarious picture of the wiggers on a featured article so instead I'll just make this a comment. --So So 07:44, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For all my homies Brilliant. --Nuknuk 14:40, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The kids listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin an a hoppin an a bippin an a boppin, they dont know what the jazz is all about! Great pictures, too.--TKF 17:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφƏΣßÐÆØΞΩųhttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gifhttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif 00:48, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For and damn, that's one scary-ass sig, isn't it?  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:28, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Barns and Nobles

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 08:37, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +19
*Ian Anderson flute solo not available outside of UK. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:01, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

*For. Not signed. ::sigh:: Please sign, as I want your votes.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 15:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

    • Forgot to add the squiggly thingies. ForInfiniteMonkey 04:13, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For bastard! I thought my d20 days were behind me... Modusoperandi 16:15, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:31, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +18.5

Universal Remote Control Everything 3000

Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 07:02, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +18

HowTo:Get Banned

Featured - Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:16, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +19

New Age Psychology

Score: +18.5

Featured -Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 08:17, 21 July 2006 (UTC)


Score: +22, eh?

Featuredrc (t) 04:21, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Command Line

Score: +22.5

Featuredrc (t) 03:21, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Yes. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 12:00, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Too confusing. Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN --21:35, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Even though I only possess a vague idea of what this is refering to (I am still quite computer-inept), I find it extremely funny, which says a hell of a lot. -- Imrealized 21:40, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment - New intro is good, my vagueness rescinded. Thanks. -- Imrealized 06:51, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 12:33, 12 July 2006 (UTC)


Score: +23

Featured Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 03:09, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm not looking to change your vote, however you're not looking at the main focus of that specific image, which is more to do with the way governments play with their soldiers lives for their own political and often financial gain. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I get it, I just can't vote for it. Aw, heck...Abstain Modusoperandi 15:28, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Screw it, I had an epiphany while on the can: it's good, and the image drives home the message...for. Keep it up. Modusoperandi 06:23, 13 July 2006 (UTC)


Score: Brought to you by the number 23

Featuredrc (t) 06:38, 13 July 2006 (UTC)


Score: Ye Olde One-Score and TWO and 1/2

Featuredrc (t) 05:13, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Ugly layout
  • Too many quotes
  • Random humour, anyone?
  • I never played Zork. Plus, text adventure games suck.
  • No, your mom doesn't like them either.
  • In Soviet Russia, Eurg eats YOU!!
  • The article features a lame use of the word "olde".
  • The League of Ninja-priates doesn't want this to be featured.
  • In conclusion, this is just one, big, yucky article.
-- Colonel Swordman 04:01, 6 July 2006 (UTC)