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The Seventh Seal.png

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Insert image title here, without link

The English poster of the 1958 film

Image credit: --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Score: -1
Nomination: WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Very, very weak for Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I concur User:Frosty/sig3 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6
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Featured picture candidate
London 2012 "SHIT" logo

The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video!

Image credit: Funnybony
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Score: 3
Nomination: ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. PurpleDickVote.png Nom+Boner. ~ User:Qzekrom/sig7 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's cool, although will date very quickly. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  3. For. Made me smile. User:Frosty/sig3 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. 4 Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Zheliel/sisg 19:39 October 6
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
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The Sphincters of Egypt

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The Sphincters of Egypt

Looks like it's now easier to get into the Pyramids.

Image credit: Fusion121
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 easy-access holes
Nomination:
For Votes: 1
  1. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. --User:Qzekrom/sig7 19:33, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Zombiebaron. So poorly done that the incredibly funny concept is ruined. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yeah what he said. User:Frosty/sig3 23:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. I don't actually know what the joke is here, but it's so ridiculous that I'd vote for it anyway if it were well done. -RAHB 00:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
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One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator

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One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator

"In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!"

Image credit: Edogmad
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Score: -3
Nomination: Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Godly.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu.png 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Strong for. --Black Flamingo 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. I'm sorry, but what? --User:Xamralco/sig 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? User:Frosty/sig3 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...-- 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:53, 26 May
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against.Retarded, just retarded.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For a second there I though I was high. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here.

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Antifreeze Kings

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Antifreeze Kings

Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories... I still miss Chad.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 fatal drinking games
Nomination: Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sure  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:15 Feb 28, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:01, 19 March 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --User:Magic man/sig 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --Black Flamingo 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  8. I'm ok with this -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
    I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  2. Not funny on its own. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. User:Frosty/sig3 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Me either.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Me too... Talk Mattsnow 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:01, 26 May
  9. Context? I mean some anti-freeze amongst a bunch of playing cards where the imagination in that? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng

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File%25253ASpockPi%25252Epng

Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: -1 .14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
Nomination: Black flamingo
For Votes: 10
  1. Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --Black Flamingo 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Pie  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 16:17 Feb 24, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/sig 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I lol'd. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--Flymousechiu (talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:03, 19 March 2012
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. long numbers with little or no meaning. User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/hollywood 21:49, 03/24/2012
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I could go for some pie right now... --User:Magic man/sig 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against User:Frosty/sig3 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. star DRECK --Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sorry, I don't get it. Talk Mattsnow 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Speech bubble randoms. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
  5. Raπdom. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. agreed.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:32 Apr 13 2012
  8. no... just no... -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 26 May
  10. No--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. [1] Also there is the whole thing of it just being very random and just plain ridiculous. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 10:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Zombiebaron, you came and they did not recognize your genius, then you were burned at the stake for being a witch or a zombie witch. This is the opposite of random. It shows Spock uttering a sound which communicates Pi. Genius, genius on the half-shell. Aleister 11:32 28-5-'12
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File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png

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File%253AGraduate peeping tom.png

I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you

Image credit: Bizzeebeever
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Score: -1 graduates
Nomination: User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
For Votes: 4
  1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
  2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. Aleister 13:09 19-3-
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:44, 19 March 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:Frosty/sig3 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol against vote.svg I don't know... I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --User:Magic man/sig 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:06, 26 May
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Ths is funny how?--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Needs more naked --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:05, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Recycle Bin Delete

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Deleting the Recycle Bin, also known as the Windows Desktop Paradox.

Image credit: Flymousechiu
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Score: 1 paper balls in the Recycle Bin
Nomination: Flymousechiu (talk) 22:02, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. User:Tasmania/SIG 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever! Talk Mattsnow 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:00, 19 March 2012
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --User:Magic man/sig 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No one. The barber is a woman. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. WHAT HATH THY DONE??? --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:04, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. User:Frosty/sig3 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Beyond overdone. Also, text based.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:16 Apr 13, 2012
  5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:59, 26 May
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Just not funny--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
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Nope, not getting out of this chair

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Nope, not getting out of this chair

No he will not.

Image credit: Iwillkillyou333
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Score: 0 Pissed off T-80s
Nomination: IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Made this for deviantARt. May use it for an article soon. Made it via Gimp and Paint.Net--04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:49, 27 May
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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose

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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose

A typical fast zombie. Scary? Yes. Hax? Yes.

Image credit: Foof
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Score: 1 undead on sports
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. User:Frosty/sig3 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombierunner -RAHB 00:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Certainly. Talk Mattsnow 02:41, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  5. 4 Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 22:42, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. That's disturbing, not funny.--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Where's the funny? --User:Xamralco/sig 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombies can't run. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:22, 27 May
Comments
  • I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
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Stay out of my orbital...

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Stay out of my orbital...

Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks...

Image credit: Nikau
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Score: 3 ding-a-ling
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty approves. User:Frosty/sig3 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. OK with me -- 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like this alot. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I feel all spiritual when looking at this. Nice details! Talk Mattsnow 02:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:56, 26 May
  2. Neverheard of the show and for that reason, I don't get it. More of an inside thing. --User:MasterWangs/Sig 11:08, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --Nikau (talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
Breakingbadcolour.jpg
  • I like the grayscale version better. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --Black Flamingo 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like some alien spacecraft landed in the middle of... I don't know. It's a bit confusing. --Clicky! Sir CuteDialgaOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Had inspiration, will add a blurb later to explain the new movie poster. --Nikau (talk) 04:19, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
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Jimbo dead

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Jimbo dead

Jimbo is burning to death.

Image credit: Bubbles Green
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Score: 1
Nomination: Bubbles Green (talk) 20:15, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

1

Against Votes: 0

0

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Crab Future

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Crab Future

This Crab Sell in 2018

Image credit: Down User
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Score: 1 Crab Play Ball
Nomination: POINT BLANK GUY 05:21, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. RedCheckMark.png Strong For --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 05:21, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
  2. Thinmint.jpg Were PBGuy --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 12:25, 9 December 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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AWESOME

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AWESOME

Spang

Image credit: Down User & Spang
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Score: 7 total votes
Nomination: Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

rm 7, --Down User 04:39, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

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File:SurrealLesbians.png

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File:SurrealLesbians.png

You are looking at this image because an elite of regular Uncyclopedia users thought it would be funny to put it on the front page.

Image credit: Socky
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Score: 15.9 Unfanservice Crewmembers 300x1.jpg
Nomination: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 29 May 2010
For Votes: 28.9
  1. Ankh smite.png IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 29 May 2010
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Four tits are better than two     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:31, Sunday 30 May 2010  
  3. For Per Eugene. Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 00:33, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.Perfectly safe for work. Unless you have a boss with a foot fetish. Al sans chains 1:07 30 5 MMX
  5. Rbpolsen for.png For - I have independently come to the conclusion that this would be a worthwhile and in every sense appropriate addition to the Featured Images category, as well as the front page itself. Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:23, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Pacman.png Pacman. Fuck to the yes. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 05:25,30May,2010
  7. For Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. I'll actually look at the picture later. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 20:47 May 30 2010
  9. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Yesss Pelozurian (talk) 20:51, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
  10. For - The fact that it's a png and not a jpeg makes me harder than the girls pressing their breasts together. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:54, May. 30, 2010
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. All I can say is:N00b! O&E fan 13:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Who are you. --Roman Dog Bird 04:42, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now if only I could get my login to work... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 173.21.186.76 (talk • contribs)
  13. Symbol keep vote.svg For. --Down User 12:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13
  1. Symbol against vote.svg No tits. Hey guys, I'm going to Uncyclopedia to make an image of two girls that attract the straight men! lol it has no humor but it's sexy lol. It'll get featured for sure!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Sunday, 01:27, May 30 2010 UTC
    Your vote sucks dingoes. You lol twice, and yet vote against it. You claim no tits, yet the four tits are pushed together just beyond the arms. You, sir, with your lol'ds echoing through the hallways of work and school. Al des chains 1:32 30 5 MMX
  2. Symbol against vote.svg NO! Per HELPME. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 4:36 PM 5/30/10
  3. Makes me laugh? No. Would like their phone number? Yes. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg This is what happens when I stop logging in I had to log in just to vote this down. --Nytrospawn 19:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Against. *sigh*. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:13, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. Per Modus. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:15, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. Hi-friggin'-larious. No really, I'm rolling on the floor and everything. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:33, Jun 4
    This vote confuses me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:34, 4 June 2010
    Betterer? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:42, Jun 4
    Sure. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:46, 4 June 2010
    Good. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:48, Jun 4
  8. Nah. I don't hate the idea, but not my thing. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  9. I could have made this with my DICK!!!! (what does that mean) --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Meh... it's not even well surrealised. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    It should be seriallised, watching lesbians make out are for guys who are rubbish in bed (or just virgins, whatever). --nldr 17:11, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Actually, serialising it could be fun... *shifty eyes* - Athyria 21:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  11. sorry I never thought I'd vote against naked women, but the photo-editing is shoddy - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 23:20, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Meh. Per Jack mort. Loneshark8301990 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.1 against because it's not funny (Maybe add clown noses?)  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:00 (UTC)
    ".1"? No such thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:44, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
I only like humor when it's right in front of me. Say, your face for instance. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:46, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
His face? That's not "ha ha" funny. It's not the other kind, either. It seems to be a new branch of funny; the kind that's neither funny because it's funny or funny because it's not funny. It's like watching a video with the Yakkity Sax tune dubbed over a loop of bunch of elderly paraplegics tumbling down the stairs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Fast Animals, Slow Children

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Fast Animals, Slow Children

Follow the new reality hit show on FOX

Image credit: fattybelly
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Score: -4.4
Nomination: Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I vote for --Fattybelly 05:01, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because it's actually a pretty good 'chop. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:43, 4 June 2010
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For America Damnit! I'm not sure what kind of world it is where a fat kid is no longer funny, but that's not where I wanna live. USA! USA! --John Lydon 15:03, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
    Please read the against votes Mr. Rotten. Dear God, has this really been up for over a month? Can we just get rid of this section? --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. half a for because the idea and exectution are both passable if not inspired - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 23:52, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7.9
  1. against per my policy of disliking vorarephilia except when it intersects with maiesiophilia. --Mn-z 05:39, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Old Family Guy thing. --Roman Dog Bird 07:11, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Bad 'chop and not really giggle-worthy PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:52, May 28 2010 UTC
  4. Against. Not an original idea, and badly executed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:36, Jun 4
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This is an old Family Guy thing, and it really isn't a good 'chop. Plus, it's not really all that funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Thursday, 06:29, June 17 2010 UTC
  6. Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak against (0.7). Don't like the text, poor font choices & lack of punctuation where it counts.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:07 (UTC)
  7. Symbol abstain vote.svg Weak against (2.2). Huh You Phat --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Rm, 7.9 Failed --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 08:04, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
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Tomb of the Mutilated Risen

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Tomb of the Mutilated Risen

After being enlightened by religious influences, Cannibal Corpse created a total reconstruction of their best-selling album.

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
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Score: 9 Christ-loving metalheads 300x1.jpg
Nomination: It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 16:33,10April,2010
For Votes: 16
  1. Thinmint.jpg Self-Nomfo Well, I wanted this to be nommed after the article was done, but it's been in Pee Review for quite a while, and I'm bored. I like this pic better than I do the article, and I think it's probably my best 'shop to date. However, to avoid being a complete stuck up douche, I won't vote. Yet. Ya know what, if everyone's gonna keep changin the score anyway, I might as well. Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 16:33,10April,2010
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I saw this earlier and thought it was the real cover. Nice work! Aleister sans chains 16:38 10 4 MMX
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because it just freakin' rocks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Willice (talk • contribs)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very nice -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:27 EST 11 April, 2010
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for I'm no metalhead, but that's a great 'shop. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:43, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
  6. Fogainst. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:01, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass... :P Polisz.jpgPtokh-BenthonytchnoeHey! You can buy some sausage I illegally smuggle to Uncy! 11:18, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:07, Apr. 26, 2010
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Teehee. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 03:52, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Loneshark8301990 21:25 , June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't like the picture, I mean it'll never hang on my wall, but it's a comvincing enough copy that I looked online to check that you hadn't just piked it from CC - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 00:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. I Can't see Picture Tomb of the Risen

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Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. Let's go with "I didn't laugh." Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:45, Apr 21 2010
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Not nearly graceless enough in its insult of religion. It needs gaymansex and defecation and naughty words and maybe a few neon penises. --Mn-z 03:34, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'll go with Necro's reason alongside a couple of WTFs? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Cannibal Corpse can suk mah mutha fuckin dick what necropaxx said --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg No --Wilytank 15:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Against. As far as I can see, this only has any humour value (and then I still question how much) if you're familiar with the works of Cannibal Corpse. That's not exactly a large demographic there, is it? Most people won't get it, and even if they do, it's not actually that funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:40, Jun 4
  7. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Per above.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:05 (UTC)
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  • Parody of this by the way. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 16:40,10April,2010
Yum. Reminds me very much of a bonding moment I had after my Grandmother's death. Al en chains 16:45 10 4 MMX
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Electric Bagpiper

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Electric Bagpiper

Scottish bagpipin' popstars are notorious for their wild on-stage antics.

Image credit: Necropaxx
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Score: 3 och!
Nomination: Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:02, Sep 8
For Votes: 7
  1. SelfNom + 4 - This went through Reefer's Desk (read: Modus) and so now I present it as an offering to the whims of the great and powerful VFP. Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:02, Sep 8
  2. For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:14, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Rbpolsen for.png For - What's --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 08:03, 3 December 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against until you can fix the kilt, which looks extremely awkward right now. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:01, Sep 8
  2. Yeah, the kilt looks weird, but I like the usage of Orange Amps. Pretty funny, but needs some more tweakin'. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:00, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against Per Leddy and RDB. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:26, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. per the kilt. --Mn-z 13:52, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Thanks for the comments, guys. Somehow Modus forgot to mention the kilt amidst all his other nitpicking. I'll fix it soon and renom it then. Necropaxx (T) {~} 13:45, Sep 9
    Hey! I told you his kilt was done wrongly in my first comment. Jerk. That's the last time I give you a lift to the airport. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:10, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
    Whoops! Silly me. I must have blocked that from my memory or somesuch. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:38, Sep 9
  • To nitpick, there are quite a few photomorphing artifacts in the image if you look closely (i.e. white pixels near the outline of objects, inconsistent blurring, et cetera). You might be able to hide that if the pic was smaller. --Mn-z 00:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
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NRAICLAF.gif

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NRAICLAF.gif

Ooh! Isn't that Thomas?

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Score: -3 people who run in a circle like a fag
Nomination: The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless.. Sorry for nomming another pic but I stumbled upon it and, well, laughed. The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
    Surprisingly enough, this turned out to be unoriginal. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. For (pending originality check) Ellemonopy 15:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL   Le Cejak <5:28 Jun 16, 2009>
  2. Against --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:50, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol against vote.svg Bastard #Shawnee Republic WTF. --Down User 03:09, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
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Fair shake.gif

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Score: -4
Nomination: PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  06:59, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For and Nom Kevin Rudd trying to prove his Australian with his "fair shake of the sauce bottle." Lived here all my life and it's the first timne I heard the expression.
Against Votes: 5
  1. Australians have stupid metaphors --Mtallmen 184 16:44, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Not that witty, too simple, too obvious. But don't write off the colonies for metaphors... I live in your eyes 16:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against general lack of Quality.JPG --Mn-z 16:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Where's the funny? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:37, 16 Jun
  5. Against. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:49, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
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File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png

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File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png

Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast.

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Score: -4
Nomination: Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg nom+4 wait, we have a mascot? --Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. How could I vote against Uncyclo-tan? -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 14:53, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Who ever votes against this is stupid. This contains too much WIN not to be featured!--Mtallmen 184 18:02, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
    Psh, nigga, shut UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP. Wat da fuk make u be sayin' dis here shit? u must be smokin' some of tha GOOOOOOOOOOD chronic my man. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:42, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Why toast? Seriously, what's with the toast? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    That is a reference to The second law of quantum physics --Mnb'z 04:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
    Okay. For. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg VERY FOAR!!!!111 - Why didn't we do this sooner? I think a tan is lolerific! --Rbpolsen http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 04:34, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. What? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:27, May 17
  2. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 12:06, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. No, we don't. Iz juz da potatoe, nigguh. Not dis tiny booby azn. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 13:10, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Lolwut? Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:10, May 18
  5. Against get this crappy anime off my damn monistor! -- Pootah, 22:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
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Cat lol guitar.jpg

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Self-explaination

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Score: 0 Kitars
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom+ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice work. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:49, 16 May
  3. For per above. --Mnb'z 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Smite lightning.jpg Hell No! A picture of a cat? C'mon. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:07,16May,2009
  2. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17
  4. Headband = No fucking way. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Cute. Too cute to vote against. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
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"WWF" Press Conference

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"WWF" Press Conference

The lion mouths off to the bear in front of the press. The gorilla imagines what they had for lunch.

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: 37 Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids.
Nomination: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 43
  1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???-- - StonedJeff  http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/23/Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
  3. Very For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
    God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. // Tkunshi Zheliel

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. // Tsamachin Zheliel

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Mnb'z 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  3. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. Likey --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Just ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I get it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- User:Down-User/sig 15:16, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:17, Mar 22
  2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

#Against per MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against -RAHB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - Meh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:39, Mar 18
  • Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22
  1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
    I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar
[vote]

A text based Image

Featured picture candidate
A text based Image

There is no such thing as a good text based image, as too much text ruins all images.

Image credit: Fuentfue
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Score: -3 Text based Images
Nomination: Fuentfue 06:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)fuentfue
For Votes: 5
  1. SN&F-fuent
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless.. Holy indeed. The la Zhel 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. I like it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For Italian Art. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:08,13May,2009
  5. For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --Mnb'z 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. 'Gainst as per Nach. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:56, May 14
  6. Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -RAHB 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:26, May 15
  8. per UU. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
[vote]

Planet!!

Featured picture candidate
Planet!!

Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

Image credit: Tedmund
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 23.5 planets, damn it!
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 35.5
  1. nom and for. Good image. --Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Sun always smiles. Sun always happy. LOL. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 08:02, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. for its fricken awsome-- Communist. Com.jpg (talk) 21:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Kinda cute I guess -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:34, 1 May
  5. Symbol for vote.svg YAY!!--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. The Moon's expression does it for me. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Oddly endearing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. A bit of wee came out. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 19:18, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Its funny despite the MsPaintiness. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. It's rather cute --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:49, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol keep vote.svg For. Lol cute. The la Zhel 10:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  12. cute Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:48, 9 May '09
  13. FRIGGLE. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 16:48, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  14. Oh, what the hey. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:19, May 14
  15. Indeed. --T. (talk) 15:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  16. moon wins--Mtallmen 184 22:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  17. For I like it--User:Fuentfue ;) User Talk:Fuentfue 07:27, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  18. 'Symbol for vote.svg For.'It made me chuckle, it's all good ImNotASunbeam 22:26, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes. Staircase CUNt 19:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  20. For The sun makes me laugh every time I see it. Ellemonopy 22:54, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
  21. Symbol keep vote.svg For JESUS CHRIST! MJ94 01:31, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
  22. For It's so cute! 68.151.17.131 02:03, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
  23. For! This is absolutely genius! The fact that it was done on paint leaves a bit to be desired but hell, it's all part of its charm. --Rooob 15:12, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
  24. For! This is absolutely genius!. --Down User 14:55, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12
  1. I could've done this with a camera. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against a bit too MS-Painty --Mnb'z 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against -RAHB 03:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. omglol --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 04:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Nope Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Why is Pluto, the coldest planet of them all, fiery? Also, too much MS Paint, and ZombieBaron based image. Robertodole 09:35, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Actually that's a good question considering there would be no real friction apart from the small amount of very distant particles in Earth's orbit... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:39, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    LOL you're looking for scientific accuracy? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:38, 6 May
    For such a realistic depiction as above it is truly necessary. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:55, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    True, we wouldn't wanna give anybody the wrong idea. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:09, 6 May
    Not to mention that there's no sound in space. Or talking planets, moons or stars for that matter. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
    Or planetary facial expressions. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Cute, but texty and didn't actually make me chuckle. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:40, May 9
  8. Nah. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
  9. Symbol against vote.svg Against. The joke isn't quite good enough to justify the basic graphix - I Live in Your Eyes
  10. Symbol against vote.svg Against. MSPaint--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 18:47, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Without the text it's not funny +MSpaint--GBA2005 ~ Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Zombiebaron --Algorithm 05:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Iunno Too much like the Bermuda Triangle. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:10, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  • As a side note, Pluto is actually smaller than the moon. --Mnb'z 15:16, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

"Puber" Tea

Featured picture candidate
"Puber" Tea

Since Cain & Abel, Don Puber's Puber Tea has been a refreshing drink for teens everywhere. From Awkward Raspberry to Wannabe Blackberry there is a flavor for all.

Image credit: The Woodburninator
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 people who are teens
Nomination: Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For VFP is slow, I like this very much. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Is there a Burst Cherry flavour? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Puber For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Ankh smite.png Bless.. Puber tea tastes nice. The la Zhel 11:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. It's not completely texty. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. For Poppin' cherry! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. For I like the Poppin' Cherry flavour! 10:45, 22 May 2009 (GMT) The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.195.250.5 (talk • contribs) dif
  10. For I make Puber Tea from my pants 03:54, 22 May 2009 (GMT) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shitaku (talk • contribs) diff
    I'm not wiki-savvy enough to prove anything but... voting rigging much? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 22:39, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
    Votes UnAllowed. Two votes within twenty minutes of each other, one IP/one user, both making exactly the same (and odd) formatting error. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Against ...Text-based? Anyone remember when people voted against images for being text-based? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:49, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Until someone makes the popped Cherry flavour, then for. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:26, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Not really a fan. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 23:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against text based, and, there is no curvature to the images on the bottles. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against As a joke, it's ok, but it's funny text poorly put onto bottles. Make it look like a brand and I may change my vote. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:04, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against not that good Teh pwnerator 03:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against Per Asahatter and Mnbvcxz. -RAHB 23:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against. Per Asahatter, Mnbvcxz, and me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:20, May 15
  9. I came out of hiding simply to against this image. Neither funny nor well done. ~ Tophatsig.png 20/05/2009 @ 02:56
    Happy I could help bring you back Jocke. :) Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. Oh, I don't know. I could care less about whether an image is text based or not, but I'm just not feeling it now. It was kind of amusing at first, but eh. And that "bitch"'s face! Yikes! I mean, I know, that's the point, she's a "bitch", but God damn, that's frightening! Sorry, Woody. :- / --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png
    An appology? No need. I had done this a while back just for kicks, and it amused me, and VFP was slow, so I just wanted to see what would happen with it. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
    OH THANK GOD. Now I can rest at night. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
     :( Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Don't be afraid to make it bigger so we can read it without clicking. Also, curves, etc. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:23, May 17
[vote]

First!!!! on moon

Featured picture candidate
First!!!! on moon

First man on the moon, saying the all time Youtube word First!!!!

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 first uncyclopedians on the moon
Nomination: Iwillkillyou333 18:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. First!!!! What am I doing??? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Self Nom --Iwillkillyou333 18:19, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. nah. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:06, Mar 2
  2. rofl. this is damn near why i love socky anyway. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:18, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  3. Nah. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:19, Mar 3
  4. against too ms painty. --Mnb'z 17:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Damn this one is hard. Part of me urged to vote For because, lets face it, its a first! On the other hand its just sooo cheeszy. And honestly the picture itself isnt that great looking neither is it especially well drawn. I'll take some time to see what others think. --Kit talk 22:55 2 March 22px-Flag of Sweden.png
[vote]

Image:Abecoin.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Image:Abecoin.jpg

Old Honest Abe Simpson, the real 16th president of the United States, and John McCain's favorite president.

Image credit: Sunsneezer
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2
Nomination: Mnbvcxz 19:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. nom and for it was quasi-featured, but I think it deserves an actual feature. --Mnbvcxz 07:19, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Its okay, not bad.Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 05:49, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. IronLung 06:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol comment vote.svg hahaha--Gelert 22:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. For I like it --Tagstit 03:07, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I really think that i should give something a for today, and this is it.--AnotherBadName 07:03, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Great image, but it does need a better caption. Ethereal 02:35, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
  8. For Grandpa Simpson. --Kenvalyi 01:04, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  9. For Because I like balance and I like the Simpsons. --kit 18:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Against. Failed to rise a chuckle, though not badly done. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:35, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Meh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:06, Jan 9
  3. Meh. Well done, I don't see what's funny here though. -RAHB 06:28, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Per RAHB. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:49, Jan 21
  5. I found it somewhat amusing, but it relies on Simpsons humor and text too much for my liking. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:41, Jan 23
  6. Eh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:58, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against Per RAHB and Boomer. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:55, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against Yea, great chop, but no giggles. Sorry. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:19, Feb 2
  9. Awkward image for me. Nicely done, but I don't see anything funny. Relies on the Simpsons too. --Nachlader 10:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  10. Good image, but not really what I would call funny. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  11. Looks Nice, But No --SkyMan25 08:10, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. 7? Are you even judging the joke? or just how good they can photoshop? -User:??? 03:37, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
[vote]

Discovery Channel Special: Toasters

Featured picture candidate
Discovery Channel Special: Toasters

The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance.

Image credit: Necropaxx
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 home appliance predators
Nomination: Necropaxx (T) {~}15:30, Oct 6
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg SN&F I think this image is VFP-able, and I need a lesson in humility, so here it is. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:30, Oct 6
  2. For. Odd pic. Odd concept. Odd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:34, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak for There was a discovery show on Family Guy about fire trucks, so it's already been done...On the other hand, it hasn't been done enough. The world will benefit from your knowledge of toasters. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 03:12, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've attempted to fix the cartoony line thingy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Hilarious. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. I shall never trust my toaster again. Ever. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Without the cartoon spring thing, I wouldn't have laughed as hard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by I2Drunk2Edit (talk • contribs) diff
  8. Medium rare For. Not the greatest VFP nom EVAR, but it's OK. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:11, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. against Well, I'd like to for it, because it is a nice funny and absurd concept. But seriously, the little....cartoony, line thingy, needs some touchup. Fix that and I'm a for all the way. -RAHB 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Per RAHB - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 04:24, Oct 11
  3. Against, in real life, things don't look photoshopped. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per Zombiebaron. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Fat people agree that this picture needs more butter. --Shroomulah 14:31, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. Eh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain: I like the concept (enough to abstain instead of againsting), but the toast looks awkward to me. Fix the toast. Then renom. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:14, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Since when has making something look realistic been a criterion? Necropaxx (T) {~}01:01, Oct 15
[vote]

UAS

Featured picture candidate
UAS

In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers.

Image credit: Shroomulah
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Score: -1
Nomination: Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.

Against Votes: 2
  1. Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Rawr.gif

Featured picture candidate
Rawr.gif

PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute.

Image credit: Insert PIESOUP
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233
Against Votes: 1
  1. Um What? -RAHB 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Image:HouseDVD.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Image:HouseDVD.jpg

The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired.

Image credit: SuprXero
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Score: 7 "doctors"
Nomination:
For Votes: 8
  1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20
  2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. NomFor.House! --Down User 15:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Comment. --Down User 15:13, November 1 2010 (UTC)
[vote]

Wendys Logo.png

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Image credit: Ranger Bill
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -50
Nomination: 216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 50.0
  1. Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:08, Sep 12
  2. There is not enough green. Add more green. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12
  4. Nah. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:25, Sep 13
  5. Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote.svg Against -- User:Down User/sif 11:01, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
[vote]

THE SECRET

Featured picture candidate
THE SECRET

THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED

Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE
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Score: -5
Nomination: Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against - Um, no. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008
  2. Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. ...what? No. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Photoshop truly is magical!   Le Cejak <14:31, 14 Sep 2008>
  5. Not even close to enough text in this picture. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Sep 14
  6. Symbol against vote.svg If you need instructions on how to help us, check out the enclosed instruction book.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:28 Sep 15, 2008
Comments
  1. I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Carbraille2.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Carbraille2.jpg

The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille.

Image credit: Gneomi
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Score: 1
Nomination:
For Votes: 7
  1. NF I lol'd. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Sep 12
  3. For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I voted for this last time. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:07, Sep 12
  5. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Fuck yeah! This again! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:25, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now this is top-quality! Having braille in signs is funny too. King Joe of the Philippine Empire- I am the REAL dictator! 09:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:13, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against, I've never much cared for this one, and I can't really be bothered to reiterate my criticisms of it. I'm sure if you cared, you'd look them up in some sort of archive. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    I did an advanced search on "Carbraille2" looking in all namespaces and I couldn't find anything. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:43, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
    That's because we didn't archive failed VFP nominations up until very recently. So, when I say "some sort of archive", I mean "the history of the VFP page". Good luck. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:56, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Fails at reality (as per 15Mickey20's) comment. Any 'chop with this joke will, by design, have a blind passenger (with the possible exception of an 'advance left turn signal'), which undermines the absurdity. Blind passengers never travel with blind drivers. They go with deaf drivers. Also, there's a mute in the back seat. And they're all chimpanzees. Now that's funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
    Worst against reason ever, since when did anyone care about reality here? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 03:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    You fail to mention my mention of "absurdity" later on. Even the absurd needs a reality to wrap itself around. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    Makes perfect sense for Australian cars as the driver is on the left here and even if it were on the other side the image would still be funny, right now it just seems like a piss poor excuse to vote against. Note that Gneomi is Australian. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:11, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    ...and what side of the road do Aussies drive on? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    oh dear, I suppose that does present a logical flaw in the picture... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
    It would "work" better with a motorcycle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Hand isn't reaching the stop sign. Arm is sticking out at odd angle. The arm, which should be the focal point of the picture, simply isn't noticeable without concentrating a bit. The person is on the passenger side, which kills the joke. I'd recommend, at least, making a picture that consists of the stop sign, driver's arm, and window, and not all of that unnecessary extra space. If the joke worked in the first place. Which it doesn't, because stop signs are on the passenger side of the vehicle.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 04:30 Sep 15, 2008
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. this is such a good idea for a visual gag i really think it deserves some more care and atention and some source pics that are more pleasing to the eye. Just look for a picture of a car, you can put the arm in after.. and if it doesnt reach then just stretch it :P. Try making the back window very dark to draw the focus of the picture to the arm ;) Made me laugh though.--VitalOD 00:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't mind the joke, though it didn't make me laugh, but a number of things in the picture irritate me. It's horribly unfocused, to the point that the subject of the picture only takes up a small portion of the upper-right corner. The arm is far too short and the hand too small to actually be able to read the sign, and if either were any larger it would end up as the horribly disproportioned arm of Mr. Fantastic, the Hulk, or both. The slight, but very bright reflection on the back window is incredibly distracting, so much so that I can't stop staring at it. The car ahead of the blind man's car appears to be driving straight toward the subject, which could be part of the "blind man" joke but, as Modus pointed out, would make the stop sign utterly useless. None of these are really the fault of the creator so much as they are fault of the the subject matter, but when they all come together the result bugs the hell out of me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:06, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Irritating. Okay, it took me FOREVER to realize what the fuck was in this image. It's annoying. I dislike it. Love, 75.54.238.233
Comments
[vote]

Lars Ulrich's High School Photo

Featured picture candidate
Lars Ulrich's High School Photo

Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro.

Image credit: LinkTGF
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Score: 2 wicked fro(s)
Nomination: Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. This is still the funniest picture on the whole website. I love it so much, I recently added it to my user page and sig. UnIdiot provided the first sentence of the caption. I try to give credit where it is due. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. Admittedly, the image could probably be cleaned up a bit, but it's too great to vote anything but for. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 03:38, Sep 1
  3. For. The fro bugs me a little bit, but it's funny enough to make up for it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 03:39, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I don't get it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:25, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. It's like my high school grad photo, except poorly photoshopped, and with skin so blindingly white that it hurts my eyes to look at it. Against. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 09:09, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against It's just a dude with a fro. Nothing special. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    You do know which band Lar Ulrich is in, right? - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 04:35, Sep 2
Comments
  • I googled him and found he's in Metallica. Why the afro? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    Irony I guess? It's pretty poor chopping and doesn't make me laugh though D: --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    It's funny because it's ironic, inimical of our place in society... dumbasses!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU, DJ!   Le Cejak <11:50, 02 Sep 2008>
    I'M JUST SHOUTING FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    I'M JUST SHOUTING IN ITALICS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! WHY ARE YOU SO STOHPID??!?!?!?!??!?   Le Cejak <12:18, 02 Sep 2008>
    HEY, I RAISED YOU! THE ONLY THING YOU TAUGHT ME WAS CRAPPY INNUENDO. SHOUTING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS WHO SHOUT! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
    WE TRULY ARE CAPTAINS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, WE WHO SHOUT IN ITALICS!!!!   Le Cejak <12:58, 02 Sep 2008>
[vote]

Penis Baron

Featured picture candidate
Penis Baron

The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered...

Image credit: RAHB
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Score: -4 Phallic Pilots
Nomination: http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For EXPLANATION NOT REQUIRED --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. I was hexed --Brik 12.27, 19. August 2008
  3. A Standing Ovation --Nickwalnut 09:59, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Four balls     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   10:39, Wednesday 13 August 2008  
  5. OH MY GOD --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Forskin. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:42, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Strong erection. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:32, Aug 13
  8. For - this man needs to be nighted "Sir PenisBaron". (Sir)--Rooob 09:43, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. For - I'm speechless. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:30, Aug. 19, 2008
  10. For - Oh man... http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 19, 15:15
  11. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:25, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Epic Penis Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:39, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 16
  1. Funny: Yes. Featured Quality: No; the "face" is all artifacty/blurry. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. What he said, except change that "yes" to a "no". --Zyrac 21:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Holy fucking shit. MAKE HIM GO 'WAY, MOMMA!!!!1 --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:49, Aug 14
  5. Against. I'm sure that the story behind this is hi-friggin'-larious. Without that sordid tale, however, it's merely disturbing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Per Modus. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:01, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Sysop Against Not funny.--Nytrospawn 15:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against Not funny at all Ethereal 14:03, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Yuck! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:44, Aug 20
  10. This was gonna be for, as I lol'd at it, but as per Modus against in-jokes. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:02, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  11. Symbol against vote.svg Against. as per Roman Dog Bird and Nytrospawn. Robertodole 05:33, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  12. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This was very hard for me, but I don't think this particular erection would sit proud on the front page. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:00, Aug 27
  13. Weak Against. Make it less pixely and I'll change my vote. Er... what Modus said... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:02, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  14. Injokes don't go on the front page. Spang talk 03:33, 28 Aug 2008
  15. Symbol question.svg NSFW Oh too Ugly Is RAHB. --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol abstain vote.svg Too Stink Baller --DU - Talk DU.gif - Stalk 10:07, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
[vote]

Jews: The Revenge

Featured picture candidate
Jews: The Revenge

Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie...

Image credit: RadicalX
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Score: 2
Nomination: AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. N&F - Probably the only good Jew-related thing we have. --AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. for. was going to vote against until i realized what that disturbance was around the mouth...it's a beard! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. 4 Definitely the best Jew-related thing we have. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. For yep, laughed. (Sir Rooob) --91.107.184.173 12:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For Love it! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: Icons-flag-au.png 12:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Jew for Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. For I laughed. I vote... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:19, Aug 12
  9. For. I'm still too scared to watch this movie. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:50, Aug 20
  10. For I couldn't resist laughing! I'm sorry! I'll burn in hell (but had a good laugh at least) Lord Snoeckx 23:24, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Weak Against. Originally I was going to vote for this with the comment, "I don't care that the beard and the hat don't look like they're underwater, or that the beard is overly blurry, or that there is a strange part of the sharks lip (over there on the right side) that doesn't have beard on it," But then I realized that I do care. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Of all the quality RadX images you could choose from this is one of the weakest. Which says a lot. I'm with ZB on this one. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. Per Mhaille -RAHB 21:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. For - I agree with RAHB that Mhaille makes a good point in his assent of Zombiebaron's opinion. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:21, Aug. 12, 2008
  5. Against, per the last person to agree with someone else. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:25, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. The idea, I like. The execution, less so. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:54, Aug 13
  7. Against Oh, geez. I made this in 2 minutes as a quick joke..I thought it had been long forgotten! It's terrible!!! R (Holla!) 20:41, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol against vote.svg Strong Against as per RadicalX's vote and ZB's comments. Robertodole 00:03, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against this is a very old joke.--VitalOD 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Strong Abst Fix the beard and it will be a for --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Cycloglasses.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Cycloglasses.jpg

If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades.

Image credit: Insert image credits here
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Score: -4 sticks in your skull
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. SNORFELD -- Two per week? U-Turn is ancient! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against 1) Good idea, poor execution. 2) Needs a better caption. - Really, if the edges were smoother and there was more time put into this, it would probably have a good shot at feature. You just need to clean it up a bit. -RAHB 17:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against; perhaps you should take advantage of the Reefer Desk in the future Gert5, because this isn't the first time you've had a fairly good idea that has been sabotaged by its execution. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:58, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Even if the picture was quality, it wouldn't be funny anyway. ~ Readmesoon
  4. Against per againsts #1 and #2, not so much #3. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. as per all of the above Robertodole 23:57, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Nascar Turtle

Featured picture candidate
Nascar Turtle

And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place!

Image credit: Readmesoon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 years until the finish
Nomination: ~ Readmesoon22:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. A favorite image of mine. I'll just pull a Gert5 here. Go ahead and rip me apart. ~ Readmesoon
Against Votes: 4
  1. Make it look more like the number is on the turtle, and not just suspended in the air in front of him. Turn the angles a bit, fiddle with opacity and some distorting of the number, stuff like that. -RAHB 23:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. As per RAHB. Use some distortion tweaks on the text, and you might want to use a clipping plane to shadow it as relevant to the turtle's shell. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. The turtle should be more on fire. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:00, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. nice effort, but as per everyone before me, also, the turtle should be crashing into a wall/another turtle. Robertodole 23:54, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic.

Image credit: Vitaloverdose
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1.5 Dildo-headed occultists
Nomination: Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Actually, I rather like it. For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Aug 2
  2. Fixed the one problem the image had. Feature this baby now. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. For Well, the gray doesn't bother me too much. It's still well done, and made me laugh. -RAHB 11:17, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Im quite pleased with how it tuned out. Usually id make the image stronger but i went for an authentic look.--Vitaloverdose 22:21, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. lol. i think a lot of work went into that pic. its a clasic--84.45.226.149 18:25, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against, I know I'm not confused (because I checked, twice) when I say, "The only difference between this version of the image and the older version of this image is that this version is more greyish, and Crowley's eyes are crossed". Basically, the older one looked better, in my opinion... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Nah Still doesn't make me laugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 03:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh, again. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per me a few pixels down. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:03, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg OK, this can leave VFP now. ~ Readmesoon
  6. Against, Sorry, don't get it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:21, Aug 31
Comments

Conditional For There's surely a way you can fix up that dismal grey in a couple seconds. The rest is just fine. -RAHB 03:24, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

  • I actually like this one a lot better, but I suppose it's not the one on VFP, so... -RAHB 00:11, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  • abstain, as i don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

LincolnVStalin.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe.

Image credit: Under user
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 10 anachronistic grapples
Nomination: UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:16, Aug 12
For Votes: 15
  1. SNFor. Fuck it, why not? I forgot I'd made this, to be honest, then I came across it and chuckled, so I punt it up here to be shot down in flames. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:16, Aug 12
  2. I laughed - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 02:42, Aug 13
  3. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Aug 13
  4. For. Made me giggle. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. weak for. really well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:09, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. I enjoyed it. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:51, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. For the motherland!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:47, Aug 20
  9. For Moh Deadpan! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 15:30, Sep 13
  10. Double 6+ Boih, --Down User 08:18, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Meh I dunno, I'm not feeling it. I mean, particularly I don't find it tickles my own funny bone that well. But other than that, the somber expressions (I realize it's hard to find a picture of either person with a "OMG FIGHT!" look on their face), and the overall things, I dunno, they just give me a meh feeling. -RAHB 16:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. At first when I saw this image I thought, "something's just not right..." RAHB seems to have figured it out for me. They look calm and composed, not like some dude with another dude in a headlock. Its a welldone image and all, but the facial expressions are way off. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 04:00, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah They look more like college chums than people actually fighting. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:57, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Your lack of ridiculously accentuated facial hair disturbs me. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I understand why the president of America and Stalin would be fighting, but why Lincoln? What has he got to do with anything? Give me Truman or Eisenhower or even Reagan instead. Lincoln is too random. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • @ Mickey - it was done to request - those particular presidents. @ Others - couldn't find more aggressive expressions, and Abe's deadpan expression somehow makes it funnier for me (like Lincoln's trying to pretend he's above it or something), although I understand why it doesn't for you. Ah well, guess my half-hearted, not-really-a-quest quest for a featured image will continue some other time. If I have any inspiration. And if I can be bothered. Not so much shot down in flames as gently ushered to land. Fine. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:36, Aug 25
I agree, Lincoln's lack of emotion over the whole ordeal makes it funnier. But that's just me. Maybe I'm stupid. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 15:48, Aug 25
[vote]

Dune Messiah

Featured picture candidate
Dune Messiah

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen goes to extreme lengths to prove that HE is the hoped-for Kwisatz Haderach.

Image credit: Mister Otter
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Score: 5 people who believe in the divinity of Sting
Nomination: Mister Otter 22:44, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. I always knew Sting was a deity - ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:26, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. He watches every step you take.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. For Spectacularly done. -RAHB 17:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Every little thing he does is magic... -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:10, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. - He's the savior of the Russian children — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:43, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
  6. For Very nice. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 03:27, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. For lol. nicely done. --VitalOD 00:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. For Cheers people. Sting bless you all. --Mister Otter 19:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Fuck Yes! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against It's well done and everything; I just don't find it funny. --Algorithm 05:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Hard to tell what exactly I was looking at --Nytrospawn 16:46, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. Contrary to popular belief, Sting's face is not instantly recognizable to... well... just about anybody. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Who the what? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:55, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Image is cool, caption made me go wtf. If it gets a better caption, I'll gladly vote for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Aug 24
  • Taken from David Lynch's version of Dune. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:52, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
    TLB's comment was for an earlier, less awesome caption, Mordillo. As for my vote, abstain. If anything, the caption is too awesome. It distracts from whateveritis that the picture is. I'm not sure. I'm too distracted by the awesome caption. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:49, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
    I echo what MO said, except that it's the same caption, and I just know nothing about Dune. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 31
    No one can be told what Dune is. You have to experience it for yourself. Welcome to the desert of the real. Purpose. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
    You've never seen Dune, have you? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
    Obviously I have. The best part was when Baron Harkonnen put Chani in the Statue of Liberty and stole her powers before trying to turn everybody near Ellis island into mutants. And Paul Atreides was all "Waah!" and metal claws came out of his hands and he was all slash slash bam! It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:06, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
     :) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:13, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

'U-Turn' Key

Featured picture candidate
'U-Turn' Key

As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key.

Image credit: Gert5
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 super-extremely funny images
Nomination: Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. You guessed right --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For Well, you've finally done it Gert. Despite how simplistic the image is, despite the text-base, despite how it only took you three seconds to make it, you have produced something that made me laugh. And being that it made me laugh, I feel it is my duty to vote for it. May it be stricken down with honor. -RAHB 18:21, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. lol text --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:24, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Weak for, because I wish the caption was better. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Aug 6
  5. For -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:16, Aug. 12, 2008
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Per RAHB.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:21 Aug 12, 2008
  7. for. got a smile out of me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against What would such a key... do? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:39, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Oh, hello there Gert. I see you've made more text based stuff. That's great. Really. But what I find really...strange about this image is the fact that the arrow-bit looks more out of place than the text. I also don't like the fact that this image didn't make me laugh. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. The carriage return is not a U-turn. If it was, after you hit it you'd drop one line down and start typing from right to left. That, as you can clearly see, is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. I'm not feeling the lols. A couple lulz, but not lols. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:11, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I like the idea of a U-Turn key. But this just isn't a well done chop. Sorry dude. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:56, Aug 13
  6. Sorry It just doesn't do anything for me... --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a3/MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:34, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against. as per ZB, though not nearly as mean as he was. Robertodole 05:30, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
  8. Against as per the above againsts. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:17, Aug 28
Comments

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:25, 6 Aug

The backspace doesn't form a U though. Maybe if it was "One Way." -RAHB 22:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Point is, backspace has no alternative name, so there is no point renaming it. Oh, and HOLY FUCK!! 4 FORS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN FOUR FORS AND JUST ONE AGAINST!!! AAAAAAAAA! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 07:41, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Iceberg >>> Ship

Featured picture candidate
Iceberg >>> Ship

A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer.

Image credit: Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination: ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 04:56, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Self Nom and for ~ Nezlr
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. MSPaint FTW! Robertodole 05:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. It's king hippo! ~ Tophatsig.png 7/05/2008 @ 00:18
  4. I lol'd. Srsly. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  5. Now I know why Titanic sunk. User:Aewanko --the ghostlessness 01:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  6. I love it. I could actually use this in an article I'm writing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:32 May 7
  7. Weak for, until you fix the stuff ZB mentioned, at which point it will become a strong for. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:27, May 9
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. While leaving whatever humour there is aside (and there is some humour, don't get me wrong), the quality of this image is terrible. While I'm glad that you took it to the Reefer Desk before selfnomming it, Nezlr, the fact that you would make the statement "The shadow will be added" and then add no shadow takes away from the purpose of the Desk. And, while your in a good image manipulating software adding shadows, just redo the whole image, so that its smoother (use the "Blur" or similar tool/filter) - it shouldn't be that hard, if you could do it in MSPaint, it'll take you no time in better program. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against - Per Zombiebaron. It would be SO easy to make this 100x times nicer looking. I would vote for it in a heartbeat if you redid it with smooth stuff and added a shadow! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:58, May 7
  3. Against - I love it, but it could be so much better if it was at least somewhat realistic looking. I'm keeping this against vote until it is improved. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:38, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per those guys, though I do find it bizarrely funny. It could probably make feature with some work. -RAHB 06:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments

This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so :)

Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 8:21, 8 May 2008 (PST)

[vote]

1.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2
Nomination: 76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. That is quite simply the greatest picture ever, the red symbolizing the anger of the poster at their inability to link an image properly... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:10, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote.svg For. Per above XD ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:44, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. For 76.232.237.156 is perhaps the greatest artist of our generation. Note the subtle texture of the brushstrokes. The subdued color. The raw, unfiltered emotional content. Clearly the work of a genius, the kind of genius for which we should simply appreciate the fact that we happen to be alive at the same time as. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:58, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol for vote.svg ZOMG its teh sex!! Robertodole 18:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. I fixed it, and after having done so discovered to my dismay that it's much too cool to be featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I liked the pic of the guy singing better. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
    Comment. Yes, but that one was too awesome to even exist! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Now that it exists, it sucks :( Robertodole 21:56, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. I miss the singing guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:58, Apr 20
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Now that the picture we were voting on got fucked up, I am now strongly against it. I like it the way it was before. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:31, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • I say we hang it in the Louvre, offset to the Mona Lisa... or offset to the dumpster out back. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

What happens if this actually wins?!-RPBnimrod

[vote]

Barry Bonds

Featured picture candidate
Barry Bonds

Once the steroids had shrunk Mr. Bonds' equipment and the lawsuit had ruined his career, he tried to sneak out of the limelight using a number of disguises, including this "ditzy blonde chick" get-up. Surprisingly, this disguise seemed to be his favorite, and later, he decided to get a sex change.

Image credit: Martinjester
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Score: 1
Nomination: Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg N+F I'm bad at writing captions, but I thik its a funny pic. Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

[vote]

Nazi Windmill

Featured picture candidate
Nazi Windmill

After the Netherlands surrendered to Germany in the spring of 1940, Nazi engineers moved quickly to bring Dutch landmarks in-line with their ideology.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: Premier Tom Mayfair
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Fascist Premier Tom Mayfair
  2. For, I like it--Sycamore (Talk) 13:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. For unless it makes me a Nazi...--Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. For God bless that Nazi remake of Camberwick Green. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 21:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Weak for. If it's gonna be a standalone pic, it needs a better caption. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whittle some wooden shoes. The caption is better now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. DOUBLE For!!! -RAHB 08:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:14, Apr 19
  9. For Hey, Modus made that for me! Modus and Brad in '08! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:27, 24 Apr
  10. F♥r. I like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:12 Apr 28
Against Votes: 9
  1. Against, the textybits don't really make it funny. They just distract from the fact that "Hey, look, a swastika." -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 20:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Windmills are boring, like history, and otters Robertodole 23:45, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. um blank stare - It's a swastika, so? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:15, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Weak against You see those little words on that windmill on the right? They need to be nazi-related puns. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Adding "Nazi" to some everyday object does not make it funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 12:31 Apr 19, 2008
  6. As per above --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:25, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. As per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 20/04 21:27
  8. Nay. A bit too hard to read, and over technical! Like the idea of a Nazi Windmill, Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Windmill! The preceding unsigned comment was added by HealthHazard (talk • contribs) diff
Comments
NO WAI!!!111!1!1 Its a swastika on a windmill. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:24, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
No shit? Oh yeeeeah, I see it now. Fuck me, I'm doubling my for after hearing that. -RAHB 23:12, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. Template:Not that funny Quite Honestly, i don't really think its that funny. And i am not trying to cheat. Come on, others agree its not that great. The nazi captions would make it better. Nazi jokes are cliche. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 04:59, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
[vote]

Superman's Secret To Flying

Featured picture candidate
Superman's Secret To Flying

Superman's secret flying technique

Image credit: RPBnimrod
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 dude high on crack
Nomination: RPBnimrod
For Votes: 1
  1. SN RPBnimrod
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I can barely read the words "Red Bull", and plus, this might as well be a pun, not a feature worthy concept Robertodole 18:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Doesn't say "featured image" to me as loudly as it says "Red Bull advert." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:12, Apr 20
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. It doesn't look like a can at first glance, at second glance, it looks like his hand is crushing it, and it's not really funny. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:23, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
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Featured picture candidate

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Score: 0
Nomination: 71.240.49.188 22:00, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0
  1. Tompkins - Yeah, I'm confused. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:36, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
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Empireiphone.jpg

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Empire-I-Phones, advertised in The Journal of Uncyclopedian Studies, no. 1, April 1860.

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Score: 3
Nomination: Syndrome 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. For Life needs more Euroipods references in general. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
  2. For, of course. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:53, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  4. For - oh why not, I think it stands alone, as well as the in-joke -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 18:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. For This will go nicely next to other featured stuff on the front page...Plus I giggled. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:12, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Før In-joke, but hey, what the heck, big greasy thumbs up ~ oh look, it's Madmikeuk ~talk - contrib } 16:20, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg Text-base Premier Tom Mayfair
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For.. I've always liked this image, about time it got the feature it deserves. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Sannse did better with the widely popular Falstrop's Kitten Huffing. Also, PBC. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:12, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I must say that I disagree with you completely, ZB. Falstrop's Kitten Huffing was the same quality, it was just a new idea at the time. Also, as per below, PBC doesn't apply. Robertodole 21:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Its not that good. No sig Robertodole 01:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Syndrome: That's true mostly, but in-jokes are also looked down upon. Nobody outside the site can enjoy it if everything we feature is only known to the people who are already here. Also, text based. -RAHB 04:46, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
    Against Not funny at all. 201.253.205.46
    Sockpuppet. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:13, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
    Why would Fixman use his sockpuppet to vote here when he could have used his actual account? Either this isn't a sockpuppet, or fixman works in mysterious ways... Robertodole 02:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Not only an in-joke, but it was never a funny in-joke Robertodole 01:29, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. It is truly sucky -- Icon flag-Jp.png 忍者男Ninja Man 22px-Flag of Hell.png Talk! The Hitlist Pages I've AttackedNinja-style Main Page Time→ 18:35, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This looks familiar... Oh yes, I remember. I voted Symbol against vote.svg Against. back when it was nominated before. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:51, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • I was under the impression it was more of an in-joke than a continual source of drama, but then again, what do I know? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:37, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
    • I agree, I don't see how the PBC applies here, since in-joke is different from drama... Robertodole 08:59, 13 April 2008 (UTC)