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[vote]Electric Bagpiper
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Scottish bagpipin' popstars are notorious for their wild on-stage antics. Image credit: Necropaxx |
| Vote | Score: -2 och! |
| Nomination: | • • • Necropaxx (T) 05:02, Sep 8 |
| For Votes: 2 |
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NRAICLAF.gif
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Ooh! Isn't that Thomas? Image credit: Mustkillroy |
| Vote | Score: 0 people who run in a circle like a fag |
| Nomination: | —The la Zhel 11:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC) |
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Fair shake.gif
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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
| Vote | Score: -4 |
| Nomination: | Puppy/Radio VOTE POOF! 06:59, 16 June 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 1 |
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File:Uncyclo-tan ButteredNekomusume.png
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Our mascot as a catgirl eating toast. Image credit: SunnyChow |
| Vote | Score: 0 |
| Nomination: | Mnb'z 03:51, 17 May 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 5 |
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Cat lol guitar.jpg
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Self-explaination Image credit: Iwillkillyou333 |
| Vote | Score: 0 Kitars |
| Nomination: | —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC) |
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"WWF" Press Conference
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The lion mouths off to the bear in front of the press. The gorilla imagines what they had for lunch. Image credit: Sonje |
| Vote | Score: 7 Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids. |
| Nomination: | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 13 |
- join Everquest ( • • ) 11:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
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A text based Image
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There is no such thing as a good text based image, as too much text ruins all images. Image credit: Fuentfue |
| Vote | Score: -3 Text based Images |
| Nomination: | Fuentfue 06:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)fuentfue |
| For Votes: 5 |
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Planet!!
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Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth. Image credit: Tedmund |
| Vote | Score: 10.5 planets, damn it! |
| Nomination: | Docile hippopotamus 07:57, 1 May 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 22.5 |
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| Against Votes: 12 |
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"Puber" Tea
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Since Cain & Abel, Don Puber's Puber Tea has been a refreshing drink for teens everywhere. From Awkward Raspberry to Wannabe Blackberry there is a flavor for all. Image credit: The Woodburninator |
| Vote | Score: -2 people who are teens |
| Nomination: | Woody On Fire! |
| For Votes: 7 |
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First!!!! on moon
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First man on the moon, saying the all time Youtube word First!!!! Image credit: Insert image credits here |
| Vote | Score: -2 first uncyclopedians on the moon |
| Nomination: | Iwillkillyou333 18:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 2 |
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Image:Abecoin.jpg
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Old Honest Abe Simpson, the real 16th president of the United States, and John McCain's favorite president. Image credit: Sunsneezer |
| Vote | Score: -2 |
| Nomination: | Mnbvcxz 19:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 9 |
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Discovery Channel Special: Toasters
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The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance. Image credit: Necropaxx |
| Vote | Score: 2 home appliance predators |
| Nomination: | • • • Necropaxx (T) 15:30, Oct 6 |
| For Votes: 8 |
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UAS
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In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers. Image credit: Shroomulah |
| Vote | Score: -1 |
| Nomination: | Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 1 |
For. My work in photoshop. Please comment. |
| Against Votes: 2 |
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Rawr.gif
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PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute. Image credit: Insert PIESOUP |
| Vote | Score: 2 |
| Nomination: | PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 3 |
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Image:HouseDVD.jpg
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The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. Image credit: SuprXero |
| Vote | Score: 1 "doctors" |
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Wendys Logo.png
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Image credit: Ranger Bill |
| Vote | Score: -5 |
| Nomination: | 216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 0 |
No for votes |
| Against Votes: 5 |
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THE SECRET
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THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE |
| Vote | Score: -5 |
| Nomination: | Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 1 |
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Carbraille2.jpg
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The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. Image credit: Gneomi |
| Vote | Score: 1 |
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Lars Ulrich's High School Photo
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Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro. Image credit: LinkTGF |
| Vote | Score: 2 wicked fro(s) |
| Nomination: | Roman Dog Bird 03:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 4 |
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Penis Baron
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The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered... Image credit: RAHB |
| Vote | Score: -2 Phallic Pilots |
| Nomination: | 10:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 12 |
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Jews: The Revenge
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Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie... Image credit: RadicalX |
| Vote | Score: 2 |
| Nomination: | AAA! (AAAA) 21:42, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |
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Cycloglasses.jpg
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If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades. Image credit: Insert image credits here |
| Vote | Score: -4 sticks in your skull |
| Nomination: | Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:37, 23 August 2008 (UTC) |
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Nascar Turtle
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And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place! Image credit: Readmesoon |
| Vote | Score: -3 years until the finish |
| Nomination: | ~ Readmesoon22:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC) |
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Crowley Emergency Room.jpg
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The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic. Image credit: Vitaloverdose |
| Vote | Score: -1.5 Dildo-headed occultists |
| Nomination: | Vitaloverdose 20:57, 2 August 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 4.5 |
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LincolnVStalin.jpg
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It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe. Image credit: Under user |
| Vote | Score: 4 anachronistic grapples |
| Nomination: | UU - natter |
| For Votes: 9 |
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Dune Messiah
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Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen goes to extreme lengths to prove that HE is the hoped-for Kwisatz Haderach. Image credit: Mister Otter |
| Vote | Score: 5 people who believe in the divinity of Sting |
| Nomination: | Mister Otter 22:44, 22 August 2008 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 9 |
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'U-Turn' Key
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As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key. Image credit: Gert5 |
| Vote | Score: -1 super-extremely funny images |
| Nomination: | Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:15, 6 August 2008 (UTC) |
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Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the "Backspace" key? -OptyC Sucks! |
Iceberg >>> Ship
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A rare photograph of an iceberg caught in the action of devouring a cruise ship. This image was taken shortly before the iceberg ate the photographer. Image credit: Me, beyotch! ~ Nezlr |
| Vote | Score: 3 |
| Nomination: | ~ NEZLR |
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This is my favorite image I've uploaded to Uncyclopedia. It was an image someone suggested i make, and after making it, i thought it was pretty cool. It is an image i am actually quite proud of making. Being as there is only 1 other competitor right now, i figured I'd see if anyone might like my competitor.Also, i didn't see any negativity in it's review, so :) Also, I didn't make this in paint for christs sake. I made it in photoshop, i used paint for the cartooony face.About the shadow, i tried adding that effect,but it came out awfully several times. Because im an ameteur at photoshop,you'd probably be commenting on hw i'd need to make it better which i just can't do right now.
~ NEZLR |
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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
| Vote | Score: -2 |
| Nomination: | 76.232.237.156 05:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC) |
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What happens if this actually wins?!-RPBnimrod |
Barry Bonds
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Once the steroids had shrunk Mr. Bonds' equipment and the lawsuit had ruined his career, he tried to sneak out of the limelight using a number of disguises, including this "ditzy blonde chick" get-up. Surprisingly, this disguise seemed to be his favorite, and later, he decided to get a sex change. Image credit: Martinjester |
| Vote | Score: 1 |
| Nomination: | Robertodole 21:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC) |
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Nazi Windmill
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After the Netherlands surrendered to Germany in the spring of 1940, Nazi engineers moved quickly to bring Dutch landmarks in-line with their ideology. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
| Vote | Score: 1 |
| Nomination: | Premier Tom Mayfair |
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Superman's Secret To Flying
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Superman's secret flying technique Image credit: RPBnimrod |
| Vote | Score: -2 dude high on crack |
| Nomination: | RPBnimrod |
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CATS
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Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
| Vote | Score: 0 |
| Nomination: | 71.240.49.188 22:00, 8 April 2008 (UTC) |
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No for votes |
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Empireiphone.jpg
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Empire-I-Phones, advertised in The Journal of Uncyclopedian Studies, no. 1, April 1860. Image credit: sannse |
| Vote | Score: 3 |
| Nomination: | Syndrome 03:32, 31 March 2008 (UTC) |
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Cheese Piano
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So goodbye yellow brick road/Where the dogs of society howl/You can't plant me in your penthouse/I'm going back to my cheese Image credit: Ljlego |
| Vote | Score: -2 cheesy pianos |
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DO NOT RESIST US
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WE ARE UNCYCLOPEDIA. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
| Vote | Score: 1 Assimilations |
| Nomination: | ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 13:19, 7 December 2007 (UTC) |
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Illegal aliens from outer space!
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An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the original theater poster having a terrifying kitten rather than the planned terrifying Mexicalian. Errors on later posters include a basketball instead of the houses and a block of cheese instead of the text. All three posters are highly prized by collectors, with ones in mint condition fetching up to eight dollars at auction. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
| Vote | Score: 7 extraterrestrial kittens |
| Nomination: | AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC) |
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Garfreakeld
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??? Image credit: Jim Davis |
| Vote | Score: 27 |
| Nomination: | • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 |
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Hello
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And how! Image credit: Bitter films |
| Vote | Score: 12 |
| Nomination: | • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:46, 28 Sep 2007 |
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