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VFP nominations

Nominate an image you find excellent.

  • Make sure you sign your votes with --~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

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  • Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
  • You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine.
Stalinbear reminds you to focus on creating a famine.

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Uncyclopedia Traitor burning at the stake

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedia Traitor burning at the stake

Uncylopedians burning a man at the stake for questioning Uncylopedia!

Image credit: Little Jimmy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1 Who believe in the lore of Uncyclopedia
Nomination: Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. This is a great image that was brought to our attention from a bad article the image is very good the article its on is not. I felt that this image is good enough that I believe it should be a featured image. (and should be used on more articles) --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Could you make the text smaller and the text bubbles more pixelated? I need to work on my squint. Also, I'm sure that the backstory to this would make the frontstory more funnier if not, dare I hope, most funniest. Sir Modusoperandi 09:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Text based. And, as Modus, observes, difficult-to-read, squinty text at that. Plus, doesn't make me laugh, particularly with no context. --UU Blah / Pee 09:48, Nov 19
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Jailed1

Featured picture candidate
Jailed1

You can watch the wonderful land of Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.

Image credit: Famine
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5 Baninations
Nomination: Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:12, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: +1
  1. For. Because this image is very deserving of this and is the work of the late great Famine --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:12, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: +6
  1. Against because while the scenery outside the window was nicely done, the window itself (or at least the window frame) wasn't.--PaddyAtkinson 14:12, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Just another blurry photo on a wall bites the dust.--LOLsupreme 09:54, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against per above, window frame looks too blurry--Mnbvcxz 22:31, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Not a great chop, plus it's not funny. --UU Blah / Pee 09:26, Nov 18
  5. Against. What's so funny about this? Ethereal 10:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:17, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
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Image:Chomskybook1.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Image:Chomskybook1.jpg

Noam Chomsky: Barbara Cartland stud, postmodern pinko critic and someone we all want to hear from...

Image credit: Walter Humala
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5.5 Chomsky hacks
Nomination: Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 8.5
  1. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. - clever and well done 89.242.148.52 23:46, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
  3. For. - Funny, very skilful. His Grace, the Duke 10:24, 4 November 2008 (GMT)
  4. For. - The old guy's head looks kind of off. But it's still a good pic. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Necropaxx (talk • contribs)
  5. For Yes we can! --Sir Seeker Image:Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 06:07, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
  6. For. Lulzorz --Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Contributions  •  Masterpieces) __ 21:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
  7. I came --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:34, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
  8. His head looks hilarious. --Algorithm 06:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
  9. For for for --SYNDROME MUN medicate 20:47, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Amusing, but texty. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:23, Nov 9
  2. Against. Text-based and so forth. Like the idea though. --UU Blah / Pee 22:12, Nov 11
  3. His head looks funny. -- Roman Dog Bird 23:27, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
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Discovery Channel Special: Toasters

Featured picture candidate
Discovery Channel Special: Toasters

The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance.

Image credit: Necropaxx
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 home appliance predators
Nomination: • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg15:30, Oct 6
For Votes: 8
  1. For. I think this image is VFP-able, and I need a lesson in humility, so here it is. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 15:30, Oct 6
  2. For. Odd pic. Odd concept. Odd. Sir Modusoperandi 01:34, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak for There was a discovery show on Family Guy about fire trucks, so it's already been done...On the other hand, it hasn't been done enough. The world will benefit from your knowledge of toasters. --Sir Seeker Image:Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 03:12, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I've attempted to fix the cartoony line thingy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. For Hilarious. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 01:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. I shall never trust my toaster again. Ever. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:51, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. For Without the cartoon spring thing, I wouldn't have laughed as hard. The preceding unsigned comment was added by I2Drunk2Edit (talk • contribs) diff
  8. Medium rare For. Not the greatest VFP nom EVAR, but it's OK. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:11, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. against Well, I'd like to for it, because it is a nice funny and absurd concept. But seriously, the little....cartoony, line thingy, needs some touchup. Fix that and I'm a for all the way. -RAHB 21:04, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against Per RAHB - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 04:24, Oct 11
  3. Against, in real life, things don't look photoshopped. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:21, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against, as per Zombiebaron. Captain http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Fat people agree that this picture needs more butter. --Shroomulah 14:31, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. Eh. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:25, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain: I like the concept (enough to abstain instead of againsting), but the toast looks awkward to me. Fix the toast. Then renom. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:14, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
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UAS

Featured picture candidate
UAS

In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers.

Image credit: Shroomulah
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -1
Nomination: Shroomulah 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

For. My work in photoshop. Please comment.

Against Votes: 2
  1. Mildly reluctant against, because I can't see what I'm looking at well enough to determine whether it's actually good or not. Captain http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. Mildly reluctant against, Because the image is too hidden making it impossible to make it out,also i thought the cat was a HAMSTER a HAMSTER for gods sake. 75.111.64.122 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC) 05:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Weak abstain. I'm not a pet person, and it needs a better caption. Plus, that cat on the right freaks me out a bit. Cats don't wear helmets! Helmets mess up their hair. Sir Modusoperandi 21:08, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
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Rawr.gif

Featured picture candidate
Rawr.gif

PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute.

Image credit: Insert PIESOUP
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2
Nomination: PieSoup 02:47, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. -- C.B.D. Sire RT Talk! 02:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. 208.87.24.175 03:29, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Strong for, on the basis that it's adorable. Captain http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Awwww.... lookie at the kitteh. That's so cute!!! Love, 75.54.238.233
Against Votes: 1
  1. Um What? -RAHB 00:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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Image:HouseDVD.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Image:HouseDVD.jpg

The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired.

Image credit: SuprXero
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 "doctors"
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. NomFor. I saw it and I was all like haha, I think I'll nom this, so I did that and now it's here and stuff. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:13, Sep 20
  2. NomFor.I liked it. Better than the rest. --Hippo666 19:07, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Poorly implemented pictures, and I think I'm staring at a gray blob disguised as a neck cast in an attempt to make the poorly implemented face on House fit. Also, ugly face smorgasboard. Also, unfunny. Captain http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. WHERE'S JESUSAURUS REX!? YOU NEED JESUSAURUS REX! HE PLAYED PANICKY PATIENT IN BACKGROUND #4! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 02:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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Wendys Logo.png

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Image credit: Ranger Bill
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: 216.56.26.2 12:57, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Nah. First, Osama's head looks weird. Second, it's not funny. ... 2 reasons will do, right? • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:08, Sep 12
  2. There is not enough green. Add more green. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:48, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Forget green, this needs MORE TEXT. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 12
  4. Nah. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/WhoreMrn.png 15:25, Sep 13
  5. Forget the text. It needs more Syndrome. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 04:02, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
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THE SECRET

Featured picture candidate
THE SECRET

THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED

Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -5
Nomination: Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F Mr.Question MARK 05:15, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against - Um, no. -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works Faq Vote Gobshite USA! 09:54, Sep. 14, 2008
  2. Against. That's almost as funny as the vending machine that sells "old Milk". Sir Modusoperandi 10:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. ...what? No. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Photoshop truly is magical!   CAKE J! <14:31, 14 Sep 2008>
  5. Not even close to enough text in this picture. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Sep 14
  6. If you need instructions on how to help us, check out the enclosed instruction book.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:28 Sep 15, 2008
Comments
  1. I like it, even if it's not a feature. It's the kind of motivational poster I'd expect to see in a middle school classroom, except enhanced by a middle-schooler. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 04:01, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
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Carbraille2.jpg

Featured picture candidate
Carbraille2.jpg

The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille.

Image credit: Gneomi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination:
For Votes: 7
  1. NF I lol'd. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 23:47, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
  2. For, one the the funnier images I've seen on here! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:57, Sep 12
  3. For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 09:58, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. I voted for this last time. • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {~PotM VFH VFP VotM PEE~} (Beseech) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/CheeseChapel_small.jpg 16:07, Sep 12
  5. For I feel like I'm doing something for the blind community. --Sir Seeker Image:Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 04:42, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Fuck yeah! This again! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. W