Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class A

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

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Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

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Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

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The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

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I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

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Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

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Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

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Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!".

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Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

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Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

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When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

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In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

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The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

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Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

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Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

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"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

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Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

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A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program.

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Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

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A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment.

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By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed.

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

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"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

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