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Proof that the Tao of Pooh isn't something to be overlooked...

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Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom?

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the Red Baron causing havoc at the Battle of Waterloo

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“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

~ Ronald Reagan

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Due to the fragile nature of the small coins, its is often necessary to cover the dong for protection.

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Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

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During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

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The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

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Transformer is Optimus Prime's breakthrough second solo album, released in December 1972. Unlike its predecessor Optimus Prime, eight songs of which were leftovers from his Autobot days, this album contains mainly new material, and spawned the hit song "Walk on the I'm A Huge Fucking Robot Side".

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Pluto's revenge after being demoted. Sun and Moon were no help to Earth.

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This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear

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Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

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This is just tasteless. Absolutely juvenile!

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Richard Dawkins, leading atheist and crusader for science, begins to take his role too seriously and surprises us all with his worrying new look.

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Once the pharmaceutical companies had porked the porcine strain with mother's classic formula, the only epidemic plaguing the world was terrible, terrible puns.

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You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!

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Just his luck that it got stuck on Jesus Christ Superstar that fateful afternoon...

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Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.

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He had an excellent hand...

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God is pissed.

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General Cornwallis, after initial demands for T.P. for his bunghole, surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown. Cornwallis, however, refused to return Washington's hat, even after being called a 'fartknocker'.

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Oil Wells Of Our Fathers - coming soon to a theater near Texas.

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"Alas, poor Miles! I knew him, Knuckles: a fellow of infinite tails, of most mediocre flying ability."

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Uncyclopedia Health Service - We couldn't save it, but I'll be damned if we couldn't package it up nicely and send it to you in a box.

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Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

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The apple pie chart: A winning presentation.

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A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

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"And verily because it was Christ's last bachelor party, the guys also did pay for a lap dance." Many artists have sought inspiration from Judith Priest's famous dance before the Lord as portrayed in Lewd Acts of the Apostles.

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"After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

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Not only is it a small world, it also always was a small world. Apparently.

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