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Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

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M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

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The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

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The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

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Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies.

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The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet

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This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

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A classic family activity as timeless as timelessness itself!

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There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

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In an attempt to popularize their product, Right Guard^TM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

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The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

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Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

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Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons!

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Takin' out the trash...

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"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?"

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"Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..."

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Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

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One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

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Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

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Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache.

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Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

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Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand.

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Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion.

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Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

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Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

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The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

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The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

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Say kids, is that Jihad thirsty work or what? Get some refreshment with a Fantanatic!

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Although Whoop-Ass is a commonly available weapon (with 12 oz versions legally available to the public) if ever war should break out, the US has 55 gallon drums at their disposal. A single barrel could wipe out the entirety of Cuba. Distributed by Chuck Norris on a regular basis.

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The War Against Terror (TWAT) was fought with whatever tools the combatants could fashion themselves. The hockeyzooka, a weapon used by terrorist footsoldiers in the 9/11 attacks, proved devastatingly effective against the government's more ungainly thermonuclear warheads.

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