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Bob the Sperm (history, logs)

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Bob the Sperm

Bob was much more determined than the average sperm.

Image credit: CheddarBBQ
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Score: 0
Nomination: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:20,22May,2009 02:20, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I like it more than my other crap. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:20,22May,2009
  2. For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:55, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. against=#Looks nothing like my sperm. 02:20,22May,2009
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. Sorry my cheesy friend. Per Nachlader, I don't think this pic qualifies. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:19, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Far too unoriginal for my liking. The "sperm" is actually a depiction of a worm (same rhyme though) found on the cover of the brilliant 1997 vidjagame Worms 2. The fact that the only thing that's been done here is to nick that image and plant it on a background, which always makes images look less unoriginal, shows that there is absolutely nothing new about this. Also, it's a bloody worm. That and that I'd vote against anyway, I find nothing funny about this image or the article is originates from. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:49, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
It's actually Worms: Armageddon. Much better than Worms 2. 71.207.14.13
Same dude, but looks slightly different. To me, the Worms 2 model is the same used in the nominated image. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:09, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Whichever game it's from, it's ineligible, so I'm aiming a super sheep launcher at this one. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:52, May 22


Cat lol guitar.jpg (history, logs)

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Insert image title here, without link

Self-explaination

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Score: 0 Kitars
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom+ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 16:47, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Nice work. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:49, 16 May
  3. For per above. --Mnb'z 03:46, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For Oh my word, that's awesome! --Pootah 22:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Smite lightning.jpg Hell No! A picture of a cat? C'mon. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:07,16May,2009
  2. Tonight on Animals do the Funniest Things! Another picture of a kitten that's been made humourfied. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. It's a cat. Holding a guitar. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:26, May 17
  4. Headband = No fucking way. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 13:12, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Cute. Too cute to vote against. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Torn. For, because it's a great 'chop? Against, because the joke is weak? I can't deal with all this pressure! -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. I'll vote for if someone brings me that kitten. I want it! --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Not even remotely original. Ineligible. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:10, May 19


Clipdude.PNG (history, logs)

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Clipdude.PNG

lololololololololol

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Score: 5 Things I'd Like To Do
Nomination: - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 17:11, Mar 11
For Votes: 19
  1. SNF - I could be doing Spanish, or I could be nominating dumb images I find hilarious in the most juvenile ways. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 17:11, Mar 11
  2. LOL -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:14, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
  3. FORE. Spanish class is way overrated, anyways. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:23, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. UR MUM. Never gets old. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:12, 11 Mar
  5. Cheap punchline. /shakes fist. Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:09, Mar 12
  6. For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:46, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. I laugh, I vote... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:55, Mar 14
  8. Hahas For. Sorry put in the wrong place b4.-http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:08, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
  9. I always wanted to kill that clipFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 19:54, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
  10. For the Fucking Win. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 05:18, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  11. VERY Weak Foar, Only because it made me laugh, not very well done Rbpolsen http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 01:02, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
  12. For Very immature. Very immature. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:12, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
  13. For For For For For For For --- Ironfist IronFist.jpg Talk to me 02:40, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
  14. Reluctant For Per MrN9000. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote.svg Weak for. Seen this many times but I don't get it. // Tshichama Zheliel

- join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 14:22, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

  1. Hilarious. And that's what matters. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:10, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Weak for. Shoot me. I'm immature. Parsat (talk / contribs) 05:00, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. lol Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Rofltastic! I giggled like a little schoolgirl and do not know why. --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 19:00, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg This picture is epic win, and everyone who voted against is a soulless waste of wikispace. Who cares about effort? This is genius with a capital j.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:36 Apr 22, 2009
Against Votes: 14
  1. UR MUM. Not my cup of tea. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. lolurmomjoak. Also, text-based and cheap as chips. No. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:46, Mar 12
  3. Against For the simple fact that I don't think this really counts as "manipulating an image." -RAHB 13:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Dude, cropping an image in MS Paint is totally manipulation... - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 02:35, Mar 17
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. text based. --Mnb'z 14:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. Lolno. As the answer to a "what" question a "who" is, frankly, ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:35, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. against. not quite. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:43, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  7. against. Funny but not feature worthy --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 17:48, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against. Per Under user. Also blurry and poorly done.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 19:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
    It looks blurry because it's blown up on VFP. The actual file isn't blurry. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
    The actual file may not be blurry, but it still be blown up on the front page.
    It doesn't have to be. (Fixed.) --Algorithm 05:01, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
  9. Yawn A shitty screenshot of a ya mom joke. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
  10. vote change. Feel free to hate, but I don't care. It's cheap. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:32, Mar 31
  11. Symbol against vote.svg Against.- Ditching spanish class means we will never liberate Cuba. Please think of the poor, dying cubains and not vote for this crappy image. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 23:26, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. against Djdorama 16:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  13. YES! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:08, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. Na. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 11:43, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

To everyone who says the quality is poor, I don't think you realized this is a direct screenshot... - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 20:02, Mar 25

  • rm, +5 after near 2 months -RAHB 04:03, 2 May 2009 (UTC)


Wildecoin.jpg (history, logs)

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Wildecoin.jpg

In Sophia we trust.

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: 1 Sophians
Nomination: // Tshichama Zheliel

- join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 14:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom+4 Sonje. Never fails :) // Tshichama Zheliel

- join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 14:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg 4. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 22:42, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. I like it enough to vote For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:17, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 15:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Just for the kicks.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 20:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I love it! --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 18:50, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. --Docile hippopotamus 14:22, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Oscar Wilde --Mnb'z 03:32, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. self against. I made this when I first joined Uncyclopedia, was just messing around, I don't think it's feature worthy. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 20:41, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Well done and all, but Wilde on a coin - how is this funny? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:27, Apr 6
  3. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:57, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. against. not bad, but not VFP material. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. against Djdorama 16:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against, as per UU. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:38, Apr 13
  7. Against I don't think Zombiebaron will be voting so I have to be the critic in his place: The text doesn't match (also, text-based), and Wilde's face doesn't look metallic like a coin would. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:14, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

1 month, 1 score. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)


Microchip1 (history, logs)

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Microchip1

No wonder computers need over 100gb of storage space.

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Score: 0 microchippies
Nomination: // Tshichama Zheliel

- join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 14:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom+4 Yay! // Tshichama Zheliel

- join Everquest ( TalkSignContribs ) 14:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg Can't argue with the classics. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Not A Good Username360 (talk • contribs) diff
  2. For and I have no idea why. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:20, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yeah, cool. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:56, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. For I prefer the ATI Dorito chip myself. Intel's stuff just doesn't have any flavor. And what's with those ridges?! -RAHB 18:54, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:48, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. For Djdorama 16:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg OM NOM NOM! MMM, Yummy microchip goodness! --CopperCore(Talk)(Contribs) 19:03, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. It's a bit funny, but not really anything special--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Richard3 21:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC) I concur, its a bit dull, good idea but doesn't deliver.
  3. Nah If it had been a microchip in the shape of a potato chip it would have been funnier. This is just a chip stuck on. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:57, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Per DJ, I think - it's a potato chip stuck on a microchip. Not really all that funny to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:45, Apr 12
  5. Against. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:11, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against as per UU. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:29, Apr 16
  7. Against I didn't find it funny. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Againt per above. --Mnb'z 03:34, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

1 month, 0 score. Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)


"Penetrate" image title here, without link (history, logs)

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"Penetrate" image title here, without link

Sometimes in life you will find that the world turns into Jar Jar Binks and then God takes Sauron into space while an alien watches through the window approvingly.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Score: -3 images that are totally better than the image below it
Nomination: Syndrome
For Votes: 1
  1. Haha wut --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. No per Jar Jar Binks. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:12, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against per Lord Sauron's vagEYEna. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Perhaps my crack dosage just wasn't high enough today but I don't get it. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 21:50, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. lolwut, etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


Holocaust Tycoon 2 (history, logs)

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Holocaust Tycoon 2

Do you have what it takes to mastermind the Master Race?

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Score: -3 jewrides
Nomination: CrabPope
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and for It's so wrong, but I love it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CrabPope (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against Not really funny outside the article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Maybe if it was more Holocausty. Right now the word is switched, but its just a theme park behind. Nothing really funny about that. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:53, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Needs more Auschwitz. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:16, May 6
  4. Against. As above. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:57, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


WikiEaster (history, logs)

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WikiEaster

Of course, Uncyclopedia's logo is a copy of Uncyclopedia's Easter Logo.

Image credit: Tompkins
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Score: -5 Easter Bunnies!
Nomination: The la Zhel 06:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Ankh smite.png An ankh smiles upon thou. The la Zhel 06:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Not really funny. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Er, no. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:37, May 9
  3. AGH THE COLORS! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 08:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. AHAHAAHAAH I SHIT MY PANTS --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. ... ...Really? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:26, 9 May
  6. Girl, you really got me goin'.... --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)


Daeh-gnidolpxE (history, logs)

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Daeh-gnidolpxE

Nikolai Titov's magically-reforming head.

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Score: -3 people with SEHS
Nomination: The la Zhel 11:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Ankh smite.png Bless + 4 Isn't this life? The la Zhel 11:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Disgusting either way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Running it backwards makes it new again! Nah. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:24, 9 May
  3. This ever going to stop? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:27, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. HOLY SHIT, REMEMBER WHEN THAT GUY'S HEAD IN SCANNERS BLEW UP.........BACKWARDS?!?!?! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:50, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)


"Deer (history, logs)

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"Deer

A" dear in it's natural Habitat.

Image credit: Hairy Midget
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Score: -4 Hairy deers
Nomination: The la Zhel 11:55, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Ankh smite.png Ra smiles upon thou. The la Zhel 11:55, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA But you really do need to stop doing this, seriously, what's wrong with you? (i fuckin' love this one though, honestly) --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:30, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
    Point taken. *scribbles furiously on notebook* The la Zhel 08:13, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 16:14, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. Please stop nominating images like these. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:14, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. As per Nachlader. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. +1 Fathers of Bambi http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:38, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nah Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Hilarious --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Oh dear. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, May 11
  7. Against. I'm calling PETA --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:08, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


"Voodoo" Cheddar (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"Voodoo" Cheddar

Time to put an end to all whoring once and for all...

Image credit: Sonje
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Score: -5 Dead Cheddars
Nomination: ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

#I don't think this will pass, but I found it funny enough to give it a shot. And...and...its Sonje work. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:52, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. Smite lightning.jpg Ow WTF? That hurt. But it is funny.--http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 02:58,11May,2009
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's a Sonje pic, auto for http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 05:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Against. I've moved on. You should too. Also, vanity, and not the good kind of vanity, where it's a picture of me being sexy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 11 May 2009(UTC)
    Oh this is by no means an attack on him. I like Cheddar, I just thought this was funny. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    I made this in retaliation to Cheddar having the audacity to put me on his list of followers, it actually had nothing to do with the whoring event. PS: Modus, your sexiness cannot be captured on film. But not because it would crack the lense or anything...--Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 03:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    The pictures turn out best if you leave the lens cap on. It leaves more to the imagination. The sexy, sexy imagination. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:24, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, that Cheddar is pretty audacious. Also, Against. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Injoke, vanity, unfunny. Look people, Uncyclopedia is not your bitch, other people read it. Other people who don't care about you. None of them would get this. They do get this however. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:09, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    OMG! That is so funny! How did you find that? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:43, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Chill. It was meant as an in-joke, never intended for featuring. Dammit! Now I have to get revenge on Syndrome too! What does a Syndrome look like? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 09:08, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    In the words of Madonna, like a virgin. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. Whenever the author votes against. But also the fact that it's really not funny. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:20, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against Just to get it off    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:01, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. No! No! No! Down with the drama! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:10, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    It had nothing to do with the drama, it is a completely different separate thing altogether. Cheddar and I were having a discussion on my talk page. Tagstit found it funny and nommed it. It is just a joke, no personal attack, ask Cheddar if you want or check my talk page. Shall we move on. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 16:15, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
    I know that, but it sounded like an appropriate thing to say. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Ya sorry maybe I took it a bit too far but it was meant more as an injoke than a personal attack. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 13:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

  1. To be clear, this has nothing to do with the Whore Dramathon, completely unrelated. This was all in good fun.--http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 19:19,11May,2009

-5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


Grand "Theft" Mario (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Grand "Theft" Mario

When Mario was investigated by the DEA for dealing mushrooms, the PR geniuses at Nintendo used the hype to make a spin-off video game.

Image credit: Tunel
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Score: -3 people who want to corrupt our youth
Nomination:
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and whatever It's okay. I mean, I kind of like it, I guess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. For per above. --Mnb'z 05:49, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. I know The GTA thing has been done, but I think this one is done better than most. Just because there is a few somewhat like it, doesn't mean NONE can be featured. If I guy writes an article, then another writes a new one using the same style, does that mean BOTH lose? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 18:38,12May,2009
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. It's not at all badly done, what with the images that have been turned into the recognisable panels of a GTA cover, but this kind of image has been done multiple times before and I fail to see why Mario makes it any funnier. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:24, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against as per Nachlader. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:03, May 12
  3. Against. Oh boy, another GTA cover with a different character used. I think it's the originality I love about this the most. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:08, May 12
  4. Yeah, boring, whatever. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:06, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against Nothing to see here. Nicely done, but the joke is tired. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:01, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. Abstain needs more weaponry, cars, and semi-nude women (Peach, Daisy etc), only then will the incongruity of the two worlds be fully realised, by my reckoning --CrabPope 21:14, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:55, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


"SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic

So" that's Nachlader

Image credit: Nachlader
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Score: -3 cute Nachlader sigs
Nomination: The la Zhel 09:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Ankh smite.png Nachlader. Certainly a piece of magnificent art, wonderfully crafted. The la Zhel 09:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. No, seriously. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 09:54, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. Featured pictures Zheliel not featured sigs. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 09:59, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Too much gray in the background. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:04, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Fuckino --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, vanity...I mean, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:21, 13 May 2009 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia Bomb (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedia Bomb

An Uncyclo-Bomb. Unfortunately, the maker forgot to cap the potato, so this will go to waste.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Score: -3 *boom!*
Nomination: The la Zhel 11:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Ankh smite.png Nom+4. Artistic :D The la Zhel 11:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Ankh smite.png Penis That's Why. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 16:41,13May,2009

Against Votes: 5
  1. Dude! Where do you find this stuff? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Insert desperate jacket potato related pun here. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:30, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. KABOOM! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:41, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against ms painty. --Mnb'z 18:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Artistic. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


"zombiebaron (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"zombiebaron

You can all thank Nachlader for this.

Image credit: mtallmen_184
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Score: -4 zombiebarons
Nomination: Mtallmen 184 20:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom+For--Mtallmen 184 20:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Fuck yes. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. For I dont know what to criticize...the font?--Fuentfue 22:10, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For --Docile hippopotamus 22:16, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Zombiebaron -RAHB 23:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
    Invalid zombiebaron, double zombiebaron'ing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  6. For could be a bit more text based though. --Mnb'z 05:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 9
  1. Zombiebaron. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Text base. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:13, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. I mean, zombiebaron. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -RAHB 23:57, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
    Invalid zombiebaron, double zombiebaron'ing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:25, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
    Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron? Zombiebaron zombiebaron. ZOMBIEBARON! ZOOOOMBIIIEEEEBAROOOON!!!....zombiebaron. -RAHB 00:32, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
    Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Yeah. Text-based in-joke. No. Spang talk 06:48, 15 May 2009
  6. Against Not enough text, I think, could be wrong though. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 06:54, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Hnnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:27, May 15
  8. Respect the undead --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. AHAHAHAHA!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:48, May 15
  10. I am voting to show that I am aware of the joke here and am therefore part of the "cool" crowd. I don't get it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:52, 15 May
Comments

-4, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:55, 15 May 2009 (UTC)


"Dog (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"Dog

i" like this

Image credit: TicklerLeon11
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Score: -0.5
Nomination: TicklerLeon11 17:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)~
For Votes: 12.5
  1. sn+f TicklerLeon11 17:55, 29 April 2009 (UTC)~
  2. This is better than anything Da Vinci ever made. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:54, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
    Don't you mean Picasso? Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 21:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
    Him too (and I see what you mean). --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. I think it's rather risqué for a pre-Raphaelite period painting, but the romantic yet gothic themes are evident in how well the brush has been carefully defted in the facial features. T'were it a novel, it would've been written by Mary Shelley. I can imagine myself with some cheese, some 47' Pinot Noir and an evening of Dvorak whilst admiring this painting. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. You convinced me. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 21:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Terrible. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:37, 29 Apr
  6. For. Surprised people are voting for it. --Docile hippopotamus 22:06, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice change. Love this pic as well. The la Zhel 16:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. For Made me laugh a little. Well, at least chuckle. Plus, it's definitely an original. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  9. This is better than Modern Art --Mtallmen 184 21:43, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. It's artistic and humorous. --Codell 21:05, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  11. Post-Mortemestic masterpiece. Go eat shit, picasso. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 23:57, 9 May '09
  12. can i be serious? this is the only picture, scrolling through VFP, that has ever made me laugh. therefore, it gets a for vote. it's really such a strange brand of humour that doesn't actually make sense at all but it's funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Djdorama (talk • contribs) diff
  13. GREAT This magnificent painting is far ahead of it's time!--168.8.212.135 14:52, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13
  1. Against. That dog ate my red baseball cap. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Buzzkill It has to be done. Voting for something like this is fine until the possibility of it's success becomes plausible. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 01:35, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
    Like when you were on American Idol? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Per Chedder so very per --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Too much quality. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:13, Apr 30
  5. strong zombiebaron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:23, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. MSPaint.--A.Z?MUN123 TCE 20:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
    Y'what? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:16, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg NOOOOOOOOO! - I was once bitten by a dog. :-( OK, not really. Rbpolsen http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7d/Icons-flag-us.png 00:36, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against CGMWTP reborn. --Mnb'z 03:35, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  9. Against As per Cheddar & DJ. Also very very per. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:44, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
  10. Down boy. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:05, May 5
  11. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. er...I mean Against. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 22:52, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
  12. Against. Is the joke the fact that someone should think this worthy of feature? Some sanity called for - this isn't Fisher Price --Asahatter (annoy) 22:11, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
  13. O LOL. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:24, May 17
Comments

2 weeks, -0.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:19, 17 May 2009 (UTC)


Pedobear 1 (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pedobear 1

Pedobear likes what he sees.

Image credit: mtallmen_184
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Score: -3 Pedobear seals of approval
Nomination: Mtallmen 184 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. nom and for--Mtallmen 184 18:18, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Been there, done that. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:24, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Old joke. Sloppy execution. -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:35, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. MObear says "No". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:16, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Pass. Quickly please. --T. (talk) 23:03, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)


A text based Image (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
A text based Image

There is no such thing as a good text based image, as too much text ruins all images.

Image credit: Fuentfue
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Score: -3 Text based Images
Nomination: Fuentfue 06:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)fuentfue
For Votes: 5
  1. SN&F-fuent
  2. Ankh smite.png Bless.. Holy indeed. The la Zhel 09:39, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. I like it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. For Italian Art. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:08,13May,2009
  5. For. --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Next, we're going to have an image that simply reads "zombiebaron". --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. concept is funny, but execution could use some work. --Mnb'z 18:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:38, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. 'Gainst as per Nach. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:56, May 14
  6. Against We have the much better printer-based Mona Lisa, and this really didn't take much to create I'm sure. Also, not very funny. -RAHB 23:55, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Made to make a point. But it's not funny, even as an illustration of said point. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:26, May 15
  8. per UU. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:25, May 17
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:07, 19 May 2009 (UTC)


"WWF" Press Conference (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"WWF" Press Conference

The lion mouths off to the bear in front of the press. The gorilla imagines what they had for lunch.

Image credit: Sonje
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 7 Wrestlers that are NOT on steroids.
Nomination: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. Nom + For I just think it's a funny picture, seeing as wrestlers could be compared to wild animals, so it's also kinda deep.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 19:47, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    I'm not voting, but WWF used to be Worldwide Wrestling Federation until the World Wildlife Foundation claimed rights to the acronym. So my point is that the picture is kinda a cross between the two things using the acronym.Or mabye I'm entirely wrong...Sonje how did you think of this???-- - StonedJeff  http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/23/Spinningweed2.gifTALK talk to me 04:05, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Ahhahahhahaha (I fuckin' hate that commercial where they show that polar bear cub trying to follow it's mother, but it's pretty much made clear that it drowns, thanks assholes, as if I wasn't already depressed). --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:50, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    So true, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with this pic.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
  3. Very For. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. For! I understand Sonje still wants to finish some parts of this image, but she isn't gettng away with that one. Awesome image. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:41, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Sonje is a she??? I didn't know that.--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods
    God, I know! And on the internet! Date her! --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:13, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
    Lol. I didn't know Sonje is a she. // Tshichama Zheliel

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg VERY FOR!!! Sonje is great at this. // Tshichama Zheliel

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Mnb'z 14:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg FOR --CrabPope 10:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  3. For I don't know about deep...but funny non the less ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. Likey --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:54, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Just ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 21:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I get it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:09, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For, but hmm, what would my environmentalist friends think of this?-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Kneehttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/Damn_Commies.PNG/16px-Damn_Commies.PNGChee 18:39, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against Nicely done image, but I don't get the joke. Sry. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:17, Mar 22
  2. Against I've seen better chops, especially from Sonje. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

#Against per MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against -RAHB 08:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. against Djdorama 16:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Weak against It is funny but the chopping isn't all that great. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I looked at this image and said "huh?" After reading comments I found out that the image was used in a wrestling article and understood, however the image does not stand on its own. Robertodole 09:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - Meh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:39, Mar 18
  • Back in the very early days of pro wrestling it was a fairly common practice to book matches between a wrestler and a bear. This has almost nothing to do with the picture, I just thought it was quite interesting. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  1. Comment: the lighting on that bear's head looks off. Shouldn't it be more lit up from the flash? Other than that, I don't really get it... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Mar 22
  1. Comment:I don't think this one will work as a featured pic on its own. I made it for Nachlader's WWF article, it worked in the context of the article. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 12:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
    I think it would work. If you've ever seen pro wrestlers, they don't look like normal human beings. They sometimes look like vicious animals that will bite you head off. Therefore, it's an incredibly accurate metaphor represented by an excellently 'shopped and humorous image. --Cheddar

Over two months, +7, Fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 22 May 2009 (UTC)


"Rick" Bird.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
"Rick" Bird.png

You know the rules and so do I

Image credit: Iwillkillyou333
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Iwillkillyou333 20:58, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Tis as if the gods themselves crafted this image --CrabPope 21:43, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Wonderfull... The la Zhel 03:45, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. No wonder we're in a bloody recession. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:05, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. I don't know if the front page can even handle an image with so much quality. — KneeContributionsChee 21:29, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. His version of Particle Man kicked ass. This, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:42, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
  4. Do the rules include inexplicable eraser marks and strange missing pieces of head? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 03:15, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
  5. Rickroll'd. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:07, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Thanks for all the sarcasms, NOT!} --Iwillkillyou333 04:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC)


-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:23, 23 May 2009 (UTC)