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Kennedy Statue

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Kennedy Statue

Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

Image credit: LinkTGF


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-10-04 09:26:09

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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-10-04 09:26:08

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Little Miss Psycho

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Little Miss Psycho

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 03:28:34

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Michael and the children.jpg

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Michael and the children.jpg

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 02:47:51

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"tihs" is funny

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"tihs" is funny

Never underestimate the power of the dwarf.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 02:47:49

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""Saving"" Private Elmo

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""Saving"" Private Elmo

This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 02:47:43

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WikiSphere.jpg

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WikiSphere.jpg

Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.

Image credit: SunnyChow


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 02:23:47

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MS Paint screenshot

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MS Paint screenshot

A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program.

Image credit: Nonymous


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-11 02:22:17

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Bad News soup

Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 )
Bad News soup

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-06 03:20:04

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Paul the Obscene.jpg

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Paul the Obscene.jpg

St Paul the Obscene exposing himself to the Sanhedrin - Verse 69, Lewd Acts of the Apostles

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-03 09:23:48

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Bunch of Windows errors

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Bunch of Windows errors

Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

Image credit: Guest


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-03 08:39:51

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Edgar Allan Po

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Edgar Allan Po

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-03 05:47:04

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Pen Island

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Pen Island

This is just tasteless. Absolutely juvenile!

Image credit: User:Zana Dark


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-03 05:47:01

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Osbanj2.jpg

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Osbanj2.jpg

Conspiracy advocates have accused the FBI of tampering with this famous Lee Harvey Oswald "backyard photo."

Image credit: Tshell


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-09-03 05:42:28

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TicklingoftheDamned2

TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )
TicklingoftheDamned2

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of god, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-31 06:13:51

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"ShitterParadox.png

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"ShitterParadox.png

You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!

Image credit: KneeChee27


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-31 04:27:03

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Image:Boobies.jpg

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Image:Boobies.jpg

Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 09:40:14

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American Goths

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American Goths

Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be.

Image credit: Splaka


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:35

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Cornwallis Surrenders

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Cornwallis Surrenders

General Cornwallis, after initial demands for T.P. for his bunghole, surrenders to General Washington at Yorktown. Cornwallis, however, refused to return Washington's hat, even after being called a 'fartknocker'.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:35

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Chainsawcharge.jpg

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Chainsawcharge.jpg

Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:35

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Pope Dawkins

Dawkins2.jpg - 10.5 Flying Spaghetti Messiahs ( 17 / 6.5 )
Pope Dawkins

Richard Dawkins, leading atheist and crusader for science, begins to take his role too seriously and surprises us all with his worrying new look.

Image credit: Seeker


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:34

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NWO

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NWO

Oil Wells Of Our Fathers - coming soon to a theater near Texas.

Image credit: --VitalOD


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:09

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

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Gandhi - First Blood Part 1

M. K. Gandhi (Sylvester Stallone) is a former member of an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Zulu War. Gandhi - First Blood tells the tale of his reintergration into society as well as his involvement within the Indian independence movement. A touching and heartfelt movie for all the family.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:09

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Trojan Horse

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Trojan Horse

Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!".

Image credit: sannse


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:27:08

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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

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HalloweenCrossBurning.png

The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:18:45

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Money Tree

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Money Tree

This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"?

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:18:45

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FIFA 2010 Logo - Armed Robbery Edition

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FIFA 2010 Logo - Armed Robbery Edition

The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:17:46

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The Jean Pool

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The Jean Pool

Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:17:44

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Image:Pity.png

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Image:Pity.png

Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:17:44

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Professional Potato Sack Racing

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Professional Potato Sack Racing

After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-08-29 08:17:44