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Bunch of Windows errors

Featured picture candidate
Windows XP is renowned for its stability and reliability.


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Featured --—rc (t) 05:51, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-promotion. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 19:35, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Error 4-0-for. But really against since it's unreadable. I had to use the stupid pun. - Nonymous 19:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. "An error has occured whilst trying to display an error message". Genius. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:53, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Look at it carefully. :D --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:21, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. This is HIILARIOUS when viewed much bigger than it will appear on the main page.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:33, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Cancel. Maybe back in 1995, where "lol microsoft errors" jokes were still occasionally funny... --Andrusi 22:25, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: one of the error boxes says, "Our of screen space..." instead of OUT of screen space... otherwise pretty good job. I think it's too big to be front page material though. But then again it's obvious what is going on. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  22:49, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Fixored the "our of screen space". - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:40, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Cool...but I just noticed that on teh ult. spam exp. "make money fase" is speld wrahng two. Anyway, you should leave it because spam is notorious for misspellingggss. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  06:23, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It's a bit funny, but only at a large and legible size. --Spin 00:42, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Valiant try, but I know people (my mother, my aunt, my other aunt) with desktops like this all the time. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:10, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I actually like this one, though you do have to see it full-size to appreciate all the effort put into it. Nice work, Sikon/Guest!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • foroooohhh yeaaa--Nappy The Quarryman 05:01, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • for I think it'll work... It's cliche but it does have quite a bit of original work too.. id est all the Unclylopedia jokes. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  06:23, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • --Icon.gifSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed]
  • for - even if you can't read everything, the image is a fun one. May I suggest changing the caption to something like "Windows XP is world-renowned for its stability and reliability."?--Wyattj 13:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I like the image, it just isn't good shrunk down to featured size. Swordmaster 17:34, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against I've seen a lot of windows humor and this is merely mediocre--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:50, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong F-AN ERROR HAS OCCURED A FF0000 PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE --Nintendorulez | talk 19:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Haha, one of them's an AAAAAAAAA! PURE GOLD! Also, I'm making this my new desktop background, to replace that flash-based cursor-following matrix. And, this reminds me of that time when my browser would crash every time I visited VFP. --Nintendorulez | talk 19:55, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny stuff. --Ladypolitik 02:55, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Weak stuff. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:11, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Every time i boot into Windows XP. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 04:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: You are pregnant. Abort. Retry. Ignore. 'nuff said. --KATIE!! 04:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!! Awesomingly fun in full view, many "funny" puns, just AWESOME. -- 11:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: The Homestar Runner reference... -- 16:46, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • 'For, yeah it's small, but people will be intrigued and click on it to read it in full. ^^ Great stuff --T.W North 18:13, 21 Feb 2006 (EST)
  • Very strong for Good choice of messages in the errors themselves. Code.azul 01:32, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Your system is shutting down - a fatal error has occured in module 8x328for00. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Joy of Killing

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The Joy of Killing starring Bob Ross.


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Featured --—rc (t) 04:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

...happy little corpses... --KATIE!! 09:47, 7 February 2006 (UTC)


 ??? Why? It relates to the Joy of Painting....Strong Rad 01:13, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I reject your reality and substitute my own! Actually, I think you either get this one or you don't, and no amount of prompting for laughter will help. Strong Rad 12:50, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
That's Beautiful, Prettiest...I just added that quote to the Joy of Killing page...Strong Rad 01:59, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • '"For'" This is absolutely hilarious Unsigned Strong Rad 12:49, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Mr. Ross may only be recognisable to a certain demographic, but I am a member, and I do like this.--Winston 14:39, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and I shall derive joy from killing all who vote otherwise. --Andrusi 22:18, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I mean, Wow! I never seen such happy explosions. -- 15:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Hunting with Dick

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Cheney, who believe that Wittington represented a credible threat to the United States, later explained the shooting as a result of faulty intelligence.


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Featured With Raddy's blessing, so don't go whining about Mr. Ross not being featured yet. --—rc (t) 06:01, 17 February 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
Controversial picture: Freedom of Software or disrespect to Islam?


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Featured --—rc (t) 06:05, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Suggestions welcomed!--Rataube 00:53, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For "The tragedy of open-source suicide bombings"? --Some user 01:03, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - even better than the Lego Mohammed. --OsirisX 07:00, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • BLASPHEMY wtf... is that supposed to be a piccy of Mohammed?? This brings Uncyclopedia to a new low... how about this FUCK SOPH.... This entry was finished by the guy sitting next to him... he sits in a pile of ashes on the floor as he got struck by lightening ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 19:54, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For, caption could still use improvement, but no ideas here... Anon32 14:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For "This blatant desecration of Mohammed's gay twin, Faggotmed, enraged gay Muslims worldwide" --Jester 03:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
If not yoet done, correct spelling error of "direspect" on main page.-- 13:21, 15 February 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
George Bush meets with his cabinet to work on a plan to spread freedom and love throughout the land.


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Featured --—rc (t) 04:51, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and Vote. Funnier than any of the other current nominations.--Rataube 13:53, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's funny because it's true - Lunar_Yeti
  • For. I believe this is an actual picture. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 15:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For Some of the heads don't look correct, but other then that yes it's sorta funny --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - but the article it's on needs expanding, and it might be funnier if at least one person (not necessarily Bush himself; maybe the guy in back?) was not wearing a furry mask. --Some user 16:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, until. What's with the wave of poorly done pictures? Make it look like the heads are actually attached to the bodies, then we'll see. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
    • For. What the heck. If no-one else cares, why should I? --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For!!!!! Hilarious!( 16:49, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Likely sock. --—rc (t) 06:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment: I think you meant "Feature this already." And I agree, but please don't use sockpuppets to vote. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:01, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
Likely sock. The IP, not Tompkins. --—rc (t) 06:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The quality is pretty bad, sorry. Some conservative freak 01:02, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I dislike ballot stuffing too --Splaka 06:29, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It's pretty good, but some of the heads don't match. The hands look great through. --—rc (t) 06:37, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although I agree with Some User in that one guy shouldnt have a mask 16:27, 8 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
  • Against. Too Crass. -- 15:33, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Individually wrapped M&M's (from OCD)

Featured picture candidate
NEW! Individually wrapped for people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.


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Featured --—rc (t) 06:41, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Sure  :) Anyone have a suggestion? --T. (talk) 00:01, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Dunno. "New for people with OCD:" maybe. I saw OCD in the header and got the joke. I just want OCD to be in the caption somehow. Doesn't need to be clever. --Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but I sra's right. I thought it was about condoms. Kakun 23:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. - Taken out of the context of the article, it makes little sense. There should be something in the caption about OCD. --Leo 02:53, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. - I was neither, for or against but now that it is the size of a house it must be stoppped. i dont want 2 stay on the fence --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:38, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - too tiny to be fun on the front page Mtu 01:59, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against- It's familiar, which means it should be funny. But it's kind of...not. I dunt know why. Frankenberry Grr 06:53, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 12:47, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 14:17, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For Funny --Bananas21ca 01:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For My company had a discussion last night on whether to make these, but then we saw they were already featured here! - Birdzofafeatha
  • For --Nintendorulez | talk 00:22, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --KWild 10:41, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For for being genuinely funny on its own without a lot of backstory -Drdisque 19:23, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • More or Less For --Ghelaetalk 20:01, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny, even when you know people who have OCD. --Joe857 16:17, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Made me laugh out loud; just subtle enough, nice wrapper text. Sj 03:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That's a hilarious picture!( 04:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Likely sock. --—rc (t) 06:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good job, whoever made this!(Uncyclopedian 00:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))

Evil Cookie Monster

Featured picture candidate
Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...


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Featured --—rc (t) 05:31, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. I went looking for a pic worthy of this page, since it seems we all agree that more are needed. What do you think?--Bradaphraser 22:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That's good stuff. --Boy Toy bitch at me 01:29, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • After so long! another picture I can hapily vote FOOOOR, with no doubts.--Rataube 02:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against nothing clever about it at all, put him next to a boiling cooking pot (with the hand sticking out aka cooking monster)with a spoon and then it might be funny--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 03:07, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak For After looking at the current bunch this would have 2 be the second best of the lot after the wiki versions --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 00:21, 29 January 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.


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Featured I didn't even count the votes. Haha, suckers! --—rc (t) 03:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

  • Abstained WTF is a Mickey? I Just learned what a Hickey is. And a Wedgie. But Mickey???--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 00:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
Mickey Mouse, a classic Disney character.--Rataube 02:32, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
And a "Mickey Finn" (or just "Mickey") is a drink laced with drugs (hence the Mickey-drug connection). Not raver drugs though. I don't think. --—rc (t) 02:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Mono Lisa

Featured picture candidate
DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."


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Featured --—rc (t) 05:08, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

I move my For vote for the one currently on top, as well. It's better.--Bradaphraser 23:33, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FORTRAN hee hee hee, tickle me --Joachim22 01:52, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I, personally, like the bottom one, but I'm fine with either one. I think the caption should stay along the lines of the top one, though, about the printer running out of (color ink/ink). -JBob 06:48, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'll vote for Monalisaink.jpg but not for the newest one. KATIE!! 10:10, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) <-- That was an AGAINST IN SCREAMING BOLD CAPS!!! --KATIE!! 05:28, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. Prettiestpretty 13:15, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I changed the quote. 14:45, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against Sorry, but I just don't think this is feature-worthy. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:56, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Against - Agreed! --Leo 06:31, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'm for--Rataube 13:48, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • For --- Kakun 22:56, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'll assume, since he uploaded it, that Nonymous votes for. --—rc (t) 20:56, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I love it. -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/8/81/Siggy.PNG/100px-Siggy.PNG

For indeed --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 11:38, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FOR!! Although Monalisaink.jpg is much much better --20:17, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

LOL 4 --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:18, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I thought I alredy voted on this one. Acid Ammo 20:18, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FOR. Those crappy printers have ruined the Da Vinci Code secret! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:34, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. Pretty good, didn't make me bust a gut Aidos5

For --EvilZak 04:15, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against - So RC has to stare at it longer. --Splaka 06:05, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment: This image has more fors then Connect-the-Dots, how come it wasn't featured? Acid Ammo 19:13, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Newness. Connect-the-dots has been up for a long time. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:34, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
If I counted correctly, Mono Lisa had half a vote on Connectthedots when the latter was featured (For votes - Against votes), and as Dawg said (and as I said below), seniority on VFP gives a slight boost. And nobody can deny that Connectthedots had seniority in spades... --—rc (t) 08:48, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Monalisaink.jpg is far better. --Algorithm (talk) 09:03, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Quattro--Suresh 22:14, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Monalisaink.jpg is too detailed for the front page. Mtu 02:02, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
    • It is sooo not too detailed! Getting rid of the massive wall around it should help if this truly is the case 19:26, 25 January 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

Bad News soup

Featured picture candidate
Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get worse...


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Featured --—rc (t) 06:22, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Nominated by Carlb per this edit. --KATIE!! 16:39, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • 6x=24. Love the actual article, "The 100 Worst Ways to Bring Bad News" or something like that. Swordmaster 17:28, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I would have supported You are dyclextic.--Suresh 22:10, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not that I necessarily like the image (thought I don't necessarily don't either), but because I'm against the reasons against. --Gay4.gifGay5.gifS P I N N I EGay5.gifGay4.gif 23:11, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Its a good image.. but jokes about deadly illnesses aren't funny. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 15:20, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
    • Remark I feel needs to be made due to all the "don't laugh at leukemia" votes: WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA1. On the About page, you can find the following sentence:"Offense is exceptionally likely, expected, and to be renowned while reading the Uncyclopedia." Still in doubt? Read that excerpt again.
      Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|NS 16:19, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
      1(Tip of the day: You click blue underlined words or phrases to find out more.)
I am not saying the article should be changed or deleted, I am not even saying the article itself can't be featured (on this grounds). But I insist that puting this particular image in the FRONTPAGE is TOO MUCH. Wana keep argueing? go to the VFP discussion page.--Rataube 17:35, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Leukemia is inherently humorous - David Gerard 12:47, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

The Turkish Flag

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The Flag of Turkey, as it has appeared since 1844.


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Featured --—rc (t) 05:43, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

Did you know?: The red hue of the flag of Turkey is Pantone 186 C!
Nominated by --Skyscraper 18:08, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment. I agree with this. I am still keeping my for vote though, because either way it works just as well. Also, Pacman doesn't have any eyes in the game, but that's okay. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 20:05, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Comment. But why have one half of a Pacman reference when you can have two halves of a Pacman reference? --Skyscraper 19:05, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • The real flag was done after Mr PacMan ate the other two stars. FOR. --Rataube 19:49, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Eee! It's cute. --KATIE!! 18:52, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • for Kakun 20:32, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant.--Bradaphraser 21:08, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For But rather choose Pacmanistans flag since it also contains a pun.--Suresh 22:07, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Nice, though I would consider some of the caption change suggestions. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:17, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • 100% For. Genius. But I agree, maybe white out his eye, more authenticity that way. Unless it would be breaking a copyright or something, then you know, meh. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For! - Simply fantastic! --Leo 04:47, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR It's funny because its true - okochama 05:07, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For 'Tis nice. That's all. --Code.azul 12:00, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • WTF? I don't get it... --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 15:18, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. To quote Dawg, I can't tell what it is at a glance. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:49, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For - This is freakin hilarious!!!! XD PiOfFive
  • Comment I agree with Suresh; using Pakistan's flag would be funnier. --Algorithm (talk) 22:20, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

The Last Supper

Featured picture candidate
Something seems to be missing but everyone is too stoned to care.


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Featured --—rc (t) 05:56, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. I had the last version of this pulled because the cropped version wasn't as good. Before anyone complains about re-nominations, the other nomination wasn't finished and it had a positive vote score, but I pulled it in favour of this one. Also, it is a fairly wide thumbnail (300px) but Rcmurphy has given me the green light to nominate it anyway. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 23:52, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like this picture better without the caption, since the apostles are all like, "What the... where did Jesus go?" but I know you want to link it to the original article. It's still the good stuff.--Bradaphraser 00:03, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love how much sense this painting makes without Jesus. Doug 00:35, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Rataube 01:44, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For again.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:57, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Way too freaking wide. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:14, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. It can be resized down to 275px (or 250px if absolutely necessary) without losing much, although I've tested it myself and the width of this one doesn't interfere any more than, say, the Truman Torch image did (it was 250px, and quite a lot taller). --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 17:13, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For as a good parody of how Christ is being taken out of everything nowadays. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:17, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Acid Ammo 20:14, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Some user 17:52, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As much as I like the article, I think that this image could do with a better caption. Maybe something like: "Jesus making himself disappear at a routine birthday party gig." Just a thought. -JBob 06:24, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Yes, I think it could have worked with a "disappearing Jesus" themed caption, especially with the facial expressions. However, it should be tied to Nobody cares somehow, as that is what I made the image for. Since it's so far into the nomination, I will leave it as it is; changing the nominated item, even if it is just the caption, is not a good idea. Thanks for your input and vote though. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 06:33, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Donde esta Jesus? Jesus la yakun huna, sharmuta. — — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:42, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Oh yah --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:35, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --KATIE!! 04:00, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For-anonyuser
  • For Good stuff. --Mosquitopsu 15:22, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's the only other good picture on VFP, so meh. --Poofers 00:51, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate
A state planning committee map of Connecticut.


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Featured --—rc (t) 06:15, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I think it's awesome. So I'm nominating it. And voting. --Keitei 07:42, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellent image and pun. The spirit of Uncyclopedia is held inside its frame. --Mosquitopsu 14:06, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For This one was a lot of work! It's always been one of my favorite creations, if under-rated. --Strong Rad 22:13, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Hadn't ever seen this one, heh. --Splaka 22:20, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Aye I'd love to see their state flower also --Staxeon 05:17, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pretty darn funny  ;) For Rei 19:59, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like it. --Silius 06:13, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- Not very clever enouogh for me... --Leo 17:59, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against Sorry, there are more worthy Strong Rad images... --—rc (t) 23:19, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Man, someone's been drinking their Haterade! hehe --Strong RadX 03:22, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Ah-ha, I get it, the state.

Unsigned. --—rc (t) 18:29, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Ohhhh, I get it! Ahahaha! Now we need an article for Connectthedots. Swordmaster 20:37, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

There is. It's called Connectthedots.Strong RadX 05:30, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Gotta love der puns.--Bradaphraser 20:52, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. The fact it has exactally 69 dots makes it even funnier. Acid Ammo 02:06, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Finally, someone noticed that...hehehe Strong RadX 00:20, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Put a good comment on it and I'll be for it. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 13:27, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Now I am For this image, since it has a suitable caption. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:30, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

YES! This is a clever pun, visually communicated and its not an inside joke. Prettiestpretty 13:09, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

If we were not to feature inside jokes, Rumble in EuroiPods wouldn't be in the first page. Acid Ammo 16:51, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
My point exactly. Prettiestpretty 01:09, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Isn't 11 vs 2 enough to feature? Acid Ammo 11:41, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment Depends on the other vote counts. The last featured image had 14 votes. --—rc (t) 16:23, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • And now this one has 15 fors ^^... Acid Ammo 14:44, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • I may have been unclear. The image with the most votes of the nominees is usually featured (though older images have a slight boost in some cases). --—rc (t) 06:15, 14 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For as long as that Babe Vigoda one is never featured.. which it probably will :(--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 06:16, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For Anon32 21:22, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against I'm not sure what this is, but it sure as hell is not funny. Unsigned --Acid Ammo 09:20, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC) (did i do right?)

For Awesome job. Teapot 05:04, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For I love Rhode Island! — — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 14:42, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Dog Hazard Labels

Featured picture candidate
In light of recent tragedies, the National Pet Association has released new warning labels for hazardous dogs.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured --—rc (t) 04:43, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, need a revote. The individual images are no longer up for nomination. Previous votes are hidden; the tiled image votes go below. KATIE!! 23:15, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • The dog labels picture needs a fuckin' article. Other than that it is decent.--Alan Truism 06:31, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment Tiled, JPEG artifacts removed. - Nonymous 17:07, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For the all-together one. Acid Ammo 20:02, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yes, but rename as bewareofdog.gif :) --Carlb 00:22, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The captions were the main kicker for me, but this is still a for. FireballX301 07:51, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

ditto fire ball 'for--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:42, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)* maybe i miss stated i ment"warning dog" was the whole reason--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:51, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I Like It! Prettiestpretty 13:14, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Me likey long time. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:09, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 20:52, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I liked it with the captions, but still a for. officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:15, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

"Original" caption back due to popular demand. And a blaséd FOR whilst I'm at it. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|NS 16:10, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. KATIE!! 16:17, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For--Rataube 19:25, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For because it's awesome as all get up. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:32, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. it'd be better if they were flamingos... but still just too good to pass up. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:23, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Fo(r?)..Celtiberian 22:50, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For!! Marvelous! --20:18, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

I've already voted for this, but it got murdered when it was reformatted.--Bradaphraser 21:51, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

for but I liked it in it's pre-tiling, non-murdered state a lot more =|;{> --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 23:49, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For awwwww, it's sho shweet! maybe an article about the RSPCA or occupational health and safety requirements? --Arroganto! 11:01, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For It's better collated. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:22, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For Everyone loves puppies! --Some user 17:55, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. -- T. (talk) 19:46, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For--Nytrospawn 01:58, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

MS Paint screenshot

Featured picture candidate
Screenshot of MS Paint, a popular image manipulation program.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured --—rc (t) 05:15, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • For - Nonymous 19:38, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • 4 - Nice screenshot Roachka.jpg Lord Karaluch | Talk Roachka.jpg 19:41, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I must repeat. For me it takes more then a poor MS Paint job Acid Ammo 09:27, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • And I vote 'FÜR. I like this one. --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|NS 20:22, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For It looks exactly like the real thing... I can't differentiate between a screenshot and the actual program. --Code.azul 1:02 PM, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I bet this is what Katie made Hitlerbear in. [ducks]. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 06:43, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. i love this program. Check out what i made here--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 08:24, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • FORTRAN. Awesome. -- 18:03, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For --EvilZak 21:48, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Completely for.--RGGKaufman 00:41, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's great --Caiman 01:33, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Awesome pic. Eldarion 14:53, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sort of obvious, but still. - Guest 17:05, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. MS Paint is my favourite image editing program. officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:37, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 19:29, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For ~ It's better than sex ---Kakun 21:00, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Four. Er, I mean For. -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/8/81/Siggy.PNG/100px-Siggy.PNG

The Truman Torch

Featured picture candidate
After being given superpowers by the Manhattan Project, Harry S Truman (a.k.a. The Truman Torch) personally drops the bomb on Hiroshima.


Image credit: [[User:{{{5}}}|{{{5}}}]]
Archive - Discuss this image

Featured --—rc (t) 04:39, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Shameless self-promotion. --Isra1337 08:18, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

It's well-made, intelligent, and funny. What's not to like? --Peder 17:30, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What's to dislike? I like it. Truman will always be known for being the Truman Torch. --Mosquitopsu 20:40, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

WTF? For! --Overlordzoloft 03:41, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Strange enough for me. --Dalar 03:54, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Great play on words. --MuncherOfSpleens 01:03, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

In Favor This is awesome. --Code.azul 03:18, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I do like it. --KATIE!! 16:08, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FEATURE THIS! I have decided to throw my support behind this image. It's also one of the only images on this page, outside of RadX's latest, to have absolutely no votes against. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:43, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For One of the only funny ones I've seen nominated. Neegore 12:35, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

V to the izzO, T to the izzE --Savethemooses 20:31, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Flame on! Harry's on fire! Feature him! Strong RadX 18:45, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Feature! I feel like the article this is linked to (New American Justice Coalition) should be featured too. Jlove1982 01:48, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Who is Harry S Truman? Acid Ammo 16:52, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Harry S. Truman was the American President who ordered that the atomic bomb be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki at the end of World War II. "Truman Torch" is a play on the Human Torch, a member of the famed comicbook team "The Fantastic Four." I proudly stand by my America-centric humor. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 17:54, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
For, then. Acid Ammo 18:02, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Stained Glass Mr. T

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

Featured --—rc (t) 07:12, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I pity the foo' that don't vote for this image. Strong RadX 19:35, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Has to be For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

For. --Isra1337 19:38, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Now, this is actually funny and feature-worthy. Is this that hard, people? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:44, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. --Kakun 22:19, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

RadX again?! Awesome :p FOR --Caiman 22:37, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For --Spintherism 23:36, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FOR Pray his holiness, Saint-Mr. T --Tunel 00:19, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I'm all for beacons of hope. KATIE!! 00:22, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I think I speak for everyone when I say "for." That looks really cool. --Mosquitopsu 05:59, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I think you're right. --MoneySign 10:41, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For St. T should be highlighted everywhere!--Bradaphraser 18:24, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Awesome picture and an awesome caption. -JBob 19:50, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Despite my well-known antipathy for Raddy, I must vote for this image. --—rc (t) 20:13, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FOR-GASMIC --Savethemooses 20:35, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Ain't nothin like the T. FireballX301 22:14, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. --John Shutt 22:39, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Now stop yo jibba-jabba and feature it...sucka!--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 00:49, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Yes. Please. As if being very well-made and having Mr. T wasn't enough. Code.azul 12:51, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Fort Might aswell, I AINT GETTING ON NO PLANE Roachka.jpg Lord Karaluch | Talk Roachka.jpg13:49, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FOR This is a HOOT! Prettiestpretty 00:54, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Now quit yo' jibba jabba. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:18, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Front page material. Acid Ammo 17:39, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Rumble In Euroipods

The infamous "Rumble in Euroipods" was wrought with ego-related injuries.

FEATURED Yee-haw --—rc (t) 04:18, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I just made this picture, to be added to talk:euroipods. I think it's pretty funny (but I would say that), and it'd be great as a featured image. --Carlos the Mean 04:54, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oh, and I'm for. --Carlos the Mean 04:55, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) Me too, but why the hell am I fighting you, CTM?--Sir Flammable KUN 05:27, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) Here --Carlos the Mean 05:25, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yes, it's self-referencing; yes, few people will get it; but it's hilarious, and I'm voting for it anyway. --—rc (t) 05:57, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) Heh, I just noticed it says "VERUS" instead of "VERSUS" (on the original too). --—rc (t) 07:50, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

YES! Definetly an inside joke, for sure; but seeing as I'm inside of it... --Putz 07:43, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yeah. Maybe it will prompt a few people to read the Talk page (which probably should have been nominated VFH itself). -- T. (talk) 09:33, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) Clorox/Bleach should feel awfully proud for getting mentioned twice. ;) -- T. (talk) 09:35, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC) Quiet, you! --Carlos the Mean 02:50, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Give me a Hell Yeah! Should be a featured image......coz...RC...sez so!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:32, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. --Katie loves you! 19:57, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Funny picture, even if I don't get the in-joke. For. --Hinoa4 01:30, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. I just looked at the talk page for the first time since the day of, and Good God! Someone needs to write an article on Meta-Humor. --Isra1337 01:42, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Neutral until I'm added to the picture, then For - Out of pure vanity. That is a very funny picture from an in-joke standpoint. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 07:27, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

You weren't involved in the conflict. And you should thank your lucky stars. I still get flashbacks when I see an mp3 player and a European flag in the same place *shudder*.--Carlos the Mean 08:33, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I was involved in the conflict before there was a conflict. I just wasn't involved in the Talk page portion. I was there when "feature!" was declared and I was the first (I think) WTF'er on IRC. Not involved... Pffft. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:47, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oh sorry, I was merely documenting what I saw, I'm not a reliable source as such - which makes my output perfect for the front page of Uncyclopedia! --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 05:59, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Rcmurphy for teh win. I mean, For. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:32, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Alas, poor Sonnet...

Featured --—rc (t) 05:41, 26 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nomination and vote. This made me smile instantly, and I didn't enjoy Shakespeare. -- T. (talk) 16:06, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Do you never sleep? Fore and thanks... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 16:16, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
To be against or not to be against: that is the vote. I love clever things like this image so I give it an Aye. --Mosquitopsu 16:51, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: fantastic. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 22:33, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For (log-rolling) --Johnny C. Raven 05:41, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For It took me a minute to "get it," but once I got it, I thought it was very clever. Yeah, I need to brush up on my Shakespeare. --Silius 02:55, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For, because my article-writing ego demands it. --Andrusi 23:07, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. I knew him, Horatio. Swordmaster 18:30, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. Not my bag Neegore 12:38, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I like this picture, it's subtle and funny. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:24, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For - cute - David Gerard 10:36, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Verily, I say. --KATIE!! 10:57, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Midol for Admins

The pill for what ails our administrators.

Featured, hurrah --—rc (t) 04:46, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No article for this one, sorry. ::The "articles" for this image are: 1 and 2 Vote for this great image. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:53, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

HAHAHAHA, now THAT's comedy! For --Peder 23:52, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Change the PMS symptoms text, increase size and then you'll have a good picture. But until then, I'm against it being featured. --Peder 21:01, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Good idea....I'll do that tonight! Strong RadX 22:06, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
I personally like the part about breast tenderness. But the part that says "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome" should probably be changed. I agree with the bigger too. But I give this a For whether it's changed or not! --Katie loves you! 22:56, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Vote for this great image. --Nerd42 04:55, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Its funny, bcoz its true. For - Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 16:19, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. I actually saw it in the delete log before I saw it here, and I laughed. -- T. (talk) 17:05, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
sure why not --Nerd42 17:23, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. Great stuff. Acid Ammo 19:42, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. Can I get this in packs of 200? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:28, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)
We should pool our money together and get a case of a few thousand imported from Canada. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:57, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

By the way, have a looksy at Wiki Administrators --Nerd42 03:02, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For - David Gerard 01:07, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Comment perhaps someone could smooth out the edges of the box? just a comment 19:15, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For, and how much does this go for on the black market? --Hinoa4 01:22, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Apple pie chart

The apple pie chart: A winning presentation

Featured --—rc (t) 07:15, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. 75% -the evidence speaks for itself --Whywhywhy 16:06, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I like how the crumbs are left behind in the tin. --Mosquitopsu 17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I made this pic for the Delicious charts article, though i didn't nominate it myself. Cheers to who did. I also ate about 25% of it :p --Okochama 21:57, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For The picture simply and effectively provides me with a hilarious mental image of a board meeting where a guy who has just stuffed his face with 75% of pie is explaining its deliciousness quotient. --Quilty 01:52, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Hey, it's pretty much great. 'Nuff said. --Oracleoftruth 03:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I can't think of anything else to say. --T.W. North

For --Isra1337 08:20, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Conditional For. Add Apple Pie Chart to the caption. Acid Ammo 03:14, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Done and done. And for --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 03:10, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Yeah. I'm at a loss for words. CX06:19, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For --Paulgb 21:44, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Perfect for those long, financial organization meetings! -JBob 19:46, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • Against Eh, it's sort of plain. --—rc (t) 02:51, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler!

It'll have the kids saying, "Jawohl, mein Führer!"

Featured --—rc (t) 05:44, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)

This images is from the article I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler.

I came back form inactive for this one. it appears to have the power to ressurrect, as well as the power to kill. --TheLibrarian 21:36, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I died. --Keitei 06:23, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Definitely For. --Silius 07:01, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, But what about people on a diet? I demand I cant beleive its not Hitler Light! --Kempokaraterulz 07:50, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Don't we have enough Hitler related featured images? Eh, what's another! --Strong RadX 13:01, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

for --Paulgb 16:10, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against Hitler jokes are cliche. Too many of them to be funny. --Mosquitopsu 16:30, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Luckily, I never tire of Hitler jokes! And you shouldn't either! --Katie loves you! 07:17, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against God that sucks, whoever made it should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. --Splaka 05:16, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

          And thats a bad thing :P

Faboo -- T. (talk) 05:18, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against God that sucks, whoever wrote that article should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. And we have an edible Hitler image already. --—rc (t) 23:28, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I made it! -- 19:18, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR! --Leo 02:21, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR HAHAHA -- 00:08, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Führer For Can't stop guffawing! --Freebasser 04:38, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For -- Miserable Failure 01:05, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fore! Wow, that's funny. --Joe857 02:56, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Weak For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:31, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bewildered Against -- What's the joke? DrAwesome 16:57, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What isn't the joke? "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is a butter substitute and this is a play on it, with "Sweet Aryan Genetics" and "Naturally Socialism Free" and "100% Superior Breed". --Katie loves you! 23:05, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

4 I'm still laughing. -JBob 04:46, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against: we've already got too many Hitler featured pictures, not to mention this image uses exactly the same image as the chocolate Hitler does. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 02:45, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For hilarious - InsaneHunter

For God that rocks, whoever wrote that article should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:41, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Fourrre --Xiao Li 02:01, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Lincoln's Laptop

President Abraham Lincoln was known to have typed the Emancipation Proclamation on his personal laptop.

Featured --—rc (t) 07:00, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Haha. Technology does date back father than you'd think. --Silius 21:49, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

- I like it! Especially the caption. --Mosquitopsu 23:20, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bloody well brilliant. Bravo, sir! Bravo! --Brett Bretterson 05:18, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Abraham Lincoln lived strong. --Katie loves you! 07:20, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Lincoln + photshop = funny --Isra1337 22:55, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fantastix --Carlos the Mean 21:21, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- Subtle.....and funny! --Leo 17:55, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well done, I think. For. -- T. (talk) 18:31, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For -- Miserable Failure 01:08, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For score and.. oh, wait... nm... --Dalar 07:10, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC) For Good quality


Sharks with freaking laser-beams.

Featured --—rc (t) 07:18, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: I would not want to be that cameraman. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 11:58, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Add some explosions to it --Nytrospawn 16:59, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like the lasers going off in the background. --Mosquitopsu 20:44, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellence in my eyes. --Code.azul 11:32, 26 Nov 2005 (EST)

For All I want for Christmas...Strong RadX 05:33, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like it. A lot. Great job. --Silius 05:44, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Thats good stuff. Acid Ammo 20:59, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Cool! Um, that's a for. --MuncherOfSpleens 02:08, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:07, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom of my picture.  :) Rei 23:48, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I want freakin' sharks with freakin' laserbeams attached to their freakin' heads. 17:20, 27 Dec 2005

Yuppers I like it alot. Only one that's atually made me laugh since someother one... T.W. North 15:58, 7 Dec 2005 (EST)

Catcher in the Rye

The protagonist from J.D. Salinger's novel, Catcher in the Rye

Featured --—rc (t) 05:05, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Vote for and Nomination I think this is clever and funny, more so if you know the book. --Wingzerotype 16:49, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Very original. --Withers 19:56, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Not really laugh-out-loud funny, but I think it should be featured just to confuse stupid people. --Peder 22:00, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Hilarious. -- neoEva88 MUN [email protected] PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Jumbo Shrimp- A great book, and yes this is a vote for...when I read it thats what I thought it was about...you know Holden's brother has the baseball mit...And then I finished it and was like "Oh...", I really was. Yah, I was gonna make a picture like this...It woulda sucked though...so yah...Im Rambling...so yah Im voting for it, I really am...--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:46, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not Against I love the caption. --Mosquitopsu 15:32, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:59, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Isn't this what the novel was about? --Overlordzoloft 00:46, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yeppers love it! --Dalar 07:05, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The protagonist from J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye".

For I probably created this image. Strong RadX 03:31, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Raddy, do you still have the uncropped version? The caption is awkward with such a narrow image. --—rc (t) 06:12, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)
I got it right here! Strong RadX 16:48, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Good stuff, I was sad that I couldn't get a bigger version of the image but I still wanted to nominate it anyway because it was just so good!--Wingzerotype 16:31, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I was meh about the thin version, but I love the big one. Much more effective. --Katie loves you! 17:45, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

22 - and agreed, the wider version is the better of the pair. --Carlb 07:04, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wow......I want to live there....stringcheese 09:17, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For can't argue with this one Okochama 09:18, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Sumo Wrestling

Sumo Wrestler dealing the final blow.

Featured --—rc (t) 05:33, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

okochama In vanity I nominate my own Photoshopzed photo of sumo. Also created the sumo page to accompany.

For--Spintherism 00:19, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
For I like it. --Mosquitopsu 14:16, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For. Alphax 04:45, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For. Heaven help whoever gets crushed by this guy --Roger The Bum 01:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For It's the only pic on the page that has made me laugh! --Wingzerotype 20:15, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For! Well done! --Leo 18:08, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, but I want to see the picture that was taken 1 second later. -- T. (talk) 18:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For - Careax 02:01, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. I grin everytime I see it. Acid Ammo 18:45, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fore - Spartiate 09:33, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

against it's kinda funny but I don't like seeing sumo wrestlers on the front page --Nerd42 21:46, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)


This is the valuable authentic NASA satellite image of the Great European Continent!

Featured --—rc (t) 06:00, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

From Europe.

I find it amusing, at the very least  ;) Rei 05:50, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Clever. --Mosquitopsu 14:28, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Approved I second that clever. --MuncherOfSpleens 21:37, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Obviously. Because Atlantis and Pompeii should be on every map of Europe. --Katie loves you! 07:10, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR! -- I'm a political science major, and this was simply inspired! --Leo 02:30, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:31, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes, Aristacia --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 21:18, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --I will never go by any other map. --Code.azul 17:31, 29 Nov 2005 (EST)

U2 Falls on Hard Times

During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times.

Featured --—rc (t) 04:18, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

RadicalX made this for one of my articles, and I think it's top-notch. ----http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:27, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote. Note the stack of CDs...didn't know if anyone noticed what cover is showing. --RadicalX 19:50, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I did notice that. It's seamless and humorous on so many levels. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:11, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The funny thing is that Bono pretty much looks the same as he always does. This U2 fan gives his unconditional vote for. --—rc (t) 23:03, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote Looks frighteningly hilariously real --Nytrospawn 00:08, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Great job! For Rei 05:40, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing as always. For -- T. (talk) 05:30, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing as often. :) For -- T. (talk) 18:40, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bono has always scared me. He's creepy. I'm all for hobo U2. --Katie loves you! 07:07, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- indeed, another job well done! --Leo 18:09, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

4 *thumbs up* --Freebasser 04:49, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yayes, for the simple fact of it's funny. Acid Ammo 21:58, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Yup. --Silius 02:45, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City


Featured --—rc (t) 06:58, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Made me laugh out loud... --Caiman 03:19, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR - in big capital letters. --Mosquitopsu 04:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this one. --Keitei 04:22, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOUR = a classic -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

4 it --Nerd42 16:42, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this image. Vote http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:06, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For though hasn't RadicalX already had enough featured images? --Paulgb 02:28, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For ...and no, I haven't! I barely make up a third of all featured images! =P --Strong Rad 05:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR - I'm Catholic, but I have to admit this is funny. - Bestbank Tiger, 9:07 CST 11/8/05

For -- And you can't blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. He deserves all the kudos he gets. -- T. (talk) 05:23, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes, I want to blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Against Okay, so it probably seems like I hate Raddy. Not true. I merely think that the "Grand Theft Auto: [insert city] City" theme is overdone. --—rc (t) 23:24, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Oh, you know you're just jealous! =P And...has it been done this well? hehe --Strong RadX 03:18, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Jealous? Absolutely. However, note that I didn't vote against the League of Extraordinary People image, which for me is like an affirmative vote. AND I voted for the U2 image, which for me is like six affirmative votes. ;) --—rc (t) 05:31, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I forgot that your secret identity was Captain Negativity...heheh Nah, you're cool, RC, as always. --Strong RadX 02:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- As a Catholic, this is fawesome! --Leo 02:28, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Just feature it already, everybody knows it's going to happen eventually. --neoEva88 12:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Blasphemers! I love it. FOR --Okochama 14:15, 11 Nov 2005 (ECT)

FOR!!!! --Chronarion 00:09, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I need to change into my Plus Fours --Gadgeophile 01:43, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:35, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hand Grenade

A typical hand grenade used against tanks in WWII

Fizeatured --—rc (t) 05:24, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For it I think its pretty creative --Wingzerotype 20:09, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I laugh, therefore I am. For. --Silius 20:24, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

4 --- Mandaliet 22:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Sperm gun didn't really work, so I guess I'll vote for another weapon. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:22, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Four --http://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/bc/Gay2.gifIMBJRhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/bc/Gay2.gif 23:41, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Gotta vote for on my own image since it is nominated after all. --Mosquitopsu 00:47, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. It's brilliant. --neoEva88 00:48, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing and not by RadicalX; nobody can refute its awesomeness! --Katie loves you! 12:20, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- just not doing it for me. --Leo 17:43, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I'm not a fan of puns in general, but I think the picture is well executed. For. -- T. (talk) 18:29, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pro --Strong RadX 21:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For It's awesome, made me laugh out loud - actually, it's one of the only ones here that did --TW

For It's great, I enjoyed it immensely. --NavyJeff 00:33, 17 Nov 2005

Rare to see an image that makes me spontaniously laught, thereFore... Acid Ammo 16:37, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes hell. --EvilZak 19:29, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Very Clever --Grayconstruct 05:12, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

19-15. Wacko, like something Monty Python would do. Swordmaster 18:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For--LordInquisitor 01:09, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)