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iWin

Score:+13
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iWin

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

Image credit: Llama-Llover
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Featuredrc (t) 06:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --The Llama Llover!!! 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 20:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

KGB Stalin

Score:+10 radiation laced chicken buckets
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KGB Stalin

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearin'

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Featuredrc (t) 08:00, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 20:18, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

  • For, fine work. --YnnaD 20:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC) PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Jesus on Raptor

Score:+16
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Jesus On Raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)


Osama bin Grinchen

Score:+9 stolen presents
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Osama bin Grinchen

Osama bin Grinchen has declared Jihad on the holiday season and commands Islamists to ruin it for infidel children worldwide

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Featuredrc (t) 07:27, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Moais True Feeling

Score:+14 statues commanded to "not move".
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Moais True Feeling

Now we know why they look so intense, all of them.

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Featuredrc (t) 08:18, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom & For - I still don't know what to say :P. It's gneomI 07:37, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Simple and clever. It could use a more formal caption though...and what are those root things? —rc (t) 07:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it's cute. (Should be self-nom though, eh?)--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:52, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - That is sometimes how people feel about one another! I like the fact that it is just a picture and not being carried out. Good picture and title. --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 10:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:57, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against its is not realistic. For instance, two diffrent diffrent heads could have been used. Also, the gun could be a sword, or at least a weapon more contemperary the heads. Finnally, roots (wtf? roots?), sky, and dirt don't seem to "mesh", and some of the dirt is a diffrent color for no reason. Other then that, it is a very nice idea. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Firstly thanks. I decided to use gun because I have never seen, or quite rarely, someone says "don't move" with a sword. The idea of Moai is oneness, thus I used the same head. For the dirt, I have mixed them a little bit more, although I still don't know what is the real colour down there. I also have removed the roots. Cheers - It's gneomI 20:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
I retract all statements about roots. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Websters defines diagram: "a line drawing made for mathematical or scientific purposes", so no tompkins, your wrong. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Everyone knows Webster was gay. Also, the first definition is "a graphic design that explains rather than represents; especially : a drawing that shows arrangement and relations." HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:22, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote. Anything I can do to improve it? It's gneomI 11:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)


Obiwan Keroppi

Score:+8 Force Sensitive Toads
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Obiwan Keroppi

Spawn Wars - A Newt Hop: Proving that Yoda is not the most famous frog-faced Jedi, Obiwan Keroppi was George Lucas' first attempt to tap into the lucrative Japanese market.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featuredrc (t) 07:14, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

If you have a suggestion I'd love to hear it. --Sir Zombiebaron 08:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Completely unrelated suggestion: How does he look with about three pixels of neck? --monika 12:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Alot worse, truse me I played around with the neck for hours. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:41, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Just something Star Wars-esque, preferably from the Clone Wars cartoon. Anything but the white, the white bugs me. Also, you're gonna get banned again if you keep using "alot". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Chickenbox

Score:+15 Foul tasting fowl
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Chickenbox

And they said it couldn't be done.

Image credit: Tom mayfair
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Featuredrc (t) 07:15, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

  • N&F - Fingerlickin' good..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:31, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I know someone who worked in KFC and they said this sort of thing actually happened... maybe. -- Hindleyite 20:39, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Wasnt this nommed before...? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:23, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment It was but it was a different version. Similar but not the same at all. Premier Tom Mayfair 23:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Corn, Please. How is that a reason for voting against? Maybe if you had said "It was nommed before, and it was crap then and it is crap now" but basing you're vote off something that once happened has nothing to do with the image it self, which ulimately is what we are voting upon. --Sir Zombiebaron 13:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. that's frickin' hilarious... also, what has a different version being nommed got to do with your voting against it you miserable hater? :P --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:35, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment -I didnt know it was a different version, but I voted against the concept last time. Hey, dont hate the player hate the game... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:38, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

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Mohammed Cartoon (?)

Score:+15 Danish cities nuked
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Mohammed Cartoon? Maybe?

Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featured For simplicity's sake and since I was linking his name, I used "Mohammad" (the most common spelling I've seen) and removed the choose tags. —rc (t) 05:47, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Bradaphraser, are you commenting on votes on something that is already featured? For shame. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:10, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Dead Funny

Score:+8.5 Forgotten Sons
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Dead Funny

The Tomb of the Unknown Uncyclopedian.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 04:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Because EMC voted For twice, the Noob image above should have been featured instead of this one. Sorry I missed that until it was too late. —rc (t) 04:46, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
Well duh. That's because it would suck if you did it. Premier Tom Mayfair 13:06, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
I already uploaded Image:Deadfunnytomb.png, which has transparent background, but Mhaille wanted his to be featured. So Mhaille, now two people want the .png. :D --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:00, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

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Field Navigation

Score:+9 confused engineers
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Football Field Navigation

In the United States of America they use the Imperial System, which employs such units of measure as "football fields". The original British form is of measure is "football pitches"; however, in order not to confuse baseball fans it has been changed to "football fields".

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Featuredrc (t) 06:00, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self Nomination and For I made this and it got a pretty firm ingnoring on PHP. So, I'm nominationing it anyway. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Nobody uses the metric system in the UK. Not willingly, anyway. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/31/Freemorpheme.gif 19:24, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • First, For. Second, the caption. Isn't Buffalo in the U.S? Also, the Football field in the background is for American Football, not soccer. I would change the caption to say "In the U.S.A. they use "The Customary System", which employs such units of measure as "football fields" and Bushels." -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:48, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for, if you totally Britain-ize or American-ize it. I don't think there's a 'Buffalo' in Britain (since, y'know, there's not many buffalo there), and proper Brits would never call it a 'field'- it's a pitch. -- cdr. thetoastman http://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/b4/Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun [email protected] 21:59, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Okay you two, I changed it. My original intent was to have an increased "WTF Factor", but I guess this'll do, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

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Darwin and St. Michael

Score:+10 Angelic Monkeys
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The Archangel Michael Slays Darwin

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

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Featuredrc (t) 07:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and For. Since it wasn't getting any more comments in image review.---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 20:12, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought I was past the headswap stage, but this is witty enough to pass. Plus Falwell and Dembski both just got headaches, and they don't know why.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:13, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • You're on a roll here eh? How about a Catholic reskin day? oh, and FOR. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 22:18, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • My Rosary says FOR! And that's only because it's not a Jesus loving Rosary. I wear it cause I like it. I don't actually use it.--Theo 22:26, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Even though Isra isn't me. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This image made me cry (see Reefer Desk for context).--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 00:02, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:42, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I helped very very indirectly.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 04:35, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:39, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. - exceptional - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | [email protected] - 13:21, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against unless it's made to look more than cutting out heads and sticking them on top of others in MS Paint (no offence, Isra) ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:01, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • For reference, here is the original image in case people want to look at what changed besides heads. Hint: the original is taller,---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 19:57, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I appreciate the joke (brilliant), but the photoshoppery is weak and it's nothing next to the Martyr guy. However, because it is eventually going to be featured despite what I say, and I don't want to pointlessly impede its progress, I vote For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:02, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote. Specific comments on the photoshopping are still very much appreciated at Uncyclopedia:Reefer Desk. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)


St. Stephen the Martyr

Score:+13 civilian casualties
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Saint Stephen the ProtoMartyr

St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.

According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:56, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-nom and for because I am a narcassistic bastard. And because I spent like four hours on the frickin grenade. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 06:40, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Brilliant. Makes me want to convert to Catholic. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Divine This is the best picture I have seen in a long time. Premier Tom Mayfair 12:30, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • HA-LEL-U-YAH!, erm, For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For that's brilliant. EamonnPKeane 18:10, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I was the jerk that kept making you re-do the grenade, and it looks great now.  ;)--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 19:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Creepy Muslim yell thingy (for) --Nintendorulez | talk 22:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Now we only need a muslim martyr being eaten by lions in a roman colliseum.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hilarious, and GOOD unlike most stuff lately. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although they'll probably show me this vote when I'm in hell.--Procopius 18:47, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't get it, and I don't ever want to see it again.--The Jeff Killer 19:39, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Don't get it? Take a look at religion for the past 2000 or so years. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it's old school martyr meets new school martyr.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For I have some issues with the integration of the dynamite, but the overall image is good and clever enough to deserve featuring. —rc (t) 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Yay. Well deserved of a place in the Ivory Tower. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Tsar Wars IV

Score:+13 hairy men in golden thongs
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Tsar Wars

Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

Image credit: sannse
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Featuredrc (t) 06:27, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Ain't it a shame? This should have been Tsar Trek, huh? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:57, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Battle of the Network Tsars?--Procopius 03:26, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

March of the Penguin Brothers

Score:+9 Penguins
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March of the Penguin Brothers

The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featuredrc (t) 06:12, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Comment - but the Antarctic is already under their management. The Penguin Brothers are from "darn sarf" and have gone "oop norf" to kick a few frozen Inuit butts. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Ah, I see... genuine for then --Jamtrousers 11:42, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
Comment: What is "www.fishface.com"? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:20, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Since you sent me there, I found out that it is a site that sells fishing related clothing. Why did you ask? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 00:40, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
Wow, that was just a random made-up URL picked from the top of my head, incredible how relevant it actually is... -- Hindleyite 15:35, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Etch-A-Sculpt

Score:+10 starving artists
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Etch-A-Sculpt

It wasn't until Michelangelo's parents gave him a "Etch-A-Sculpt" that he decided to become an artist

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Featuredrc (t) 05:00, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

American Imperialism

Score:+15
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Imperialism

Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:24, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

*Conditional For - the flags are the wrong way round. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:28, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment. No they aren't. Flags are supposed to be backwards. I can't find a link for vehicles, but this explains it for uniforms.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:32, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Ok, but the flag on the front vehicle is a bit, well, wonky. For anyway. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:38, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. It looked good in its first incarnation; it looks even better now.--Procopius 12:36, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Is there any idea for the article yet? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 12:43, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
I stole it (Well, Mhaille stole it for me) for my article A Tour of Baghdad. I think it works well there. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Darth Vader Vs. Lollipop Guild

Score:+8.5
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Darth Vader Versus Lollipop Guild

Lord Vader reluctantly crushes the rebellious Lollipop Guild (Star Wars: A Very Special Edition)

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Featuredrc (t) 05:55, 1 September 2006 (UTC)


Penus De Milo

Score:+9.5 transsexuals
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Penus De Milo

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 03:07, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. OK, I may be biased because he made this for my article (PLS entry, now on VFH), but RadX is a genius, and I love this pic. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 21:57, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. My favourite pic from my favourite article of the PLS.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:32, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --monika 01:56, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The title alone makes it feature-worthy. And the fact that Cornbread misspelled genius is bloody brillient. -- Imrealized ...huh? 02:06, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
Oops, thanks for catching that... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:18, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
You shouldn't have changed it though; it was funnier misspelled. ;) -- Imrealized ...huh? 02:41, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:39, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • TransFor! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Yay. My socks are rocked. - 209.159.176.9 13:32, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For for for. -- Sun Skyscraper 14:56, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For hahaha --SubPOP talk [email protected] 03:56, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - not front page material. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:18, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against = While the photoshoping might be good, I dislike the fact that A) we are making a joke out of something for which people suffer (either emotinally or physically) and B) WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MESSAGE DO YOU WANT TO SEND TO PEOPLE/TRANSEXUALS WHO VISIT OUR SITE FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND SEE THAT?! --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:02, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. I dont get your point ZB. If someone is a transsexual, it is by choice, not deformity. They're not suffering, it was their decision. Also, I highly doubt many transsexuals will visit our site, but its irrelevant anyway...What do you think black people will think of the Nigger and Ku Klux Klan articles? What will emos think of the emo article? I can go on and on about groups that have far more "members" than transsexuals. Just realize that some content on this site offends certain people, and thats just the way it is. This image is funny, and should be judged on humor and quality, not who it will offend. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:06, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's funny. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 04:33, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against A) No cocks on the front page please. B) I don't see the joke. --http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/c/c0/Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 04:44, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Umm Kakun, read the article, Hermaphrodite. And also fix your damn sig. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:16, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
      • The idea behind the pic itself isn't funny, not the article. Nominate the article them. --http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/images/c/c0/Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 14:11, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
        • Seriously, fix your sig. Make User:Kakun/sig, put your sig there and enter {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Kakun/sig}} under "user profile" in "preferences" (you'll probably need to check "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" too. This will save the rest of us from scrolling through half a page of code everytime you sign.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:25, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- mowgli 09:02, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Normally I would agree with "no cocks on the front page," but c'mon -- the genitalia are clearly lifted from Michelangelo's David, which no one in their right mind would consider pornographic. It's relatively tasteful, and the juxtaposition is funny.--Procopius 14:42, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Canadian Special Forces

Score:+15 Super Soakers
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Canadian Special Forces

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

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Featuredrc (t) 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Poor execution. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Blame Canada! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Hello Apocalypse

Score:+20.5
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Hello Apocalypse

"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

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Featuredrc (t) 04:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)


Adobe Potatochop CS

Score:+12
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Adobe Potatochop

Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software.

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Featured Same score as the Super Soaker one, but this one gets the nod because it's older. —rc (t) 05:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Bass Player

Score:+13lb bass
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Bass Player

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

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Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 12:44, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

GI Jew: The Movie

Score:+21
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GI Jew

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 05:13, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

  • For the win--69.123.11.39 21:55, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
    • C'est moi. No idea why it logged me out :/--TKF 21:58, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Spin 22:43, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Like Sir Cornbread, this caught my eye on Reefer Desk. -- Imrealized ...huh? 20:21, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Shalom! --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:07, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Brilliance on a stick! (Now someone needs to make an article for "Torah! Torah! Torah!", because it made me laugh.)Swordmaster 17:12, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Mazeltov to whomever made this masterpiece! Judgement 17:47, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • REALLY STRONG FOR i'm tired of seeing this pic at the top of the page everytime i hit UN:VFP and i can't see, for the life of me, what's so bloody funny about superman or whatever. it's a photoshop wonder; an artistic marvel - that i acknowledge. PLEASE FEATURE IT NOW AND GET IT OUT OF HERE -- mowgli 20:05, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Smallish For. K. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:08, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For great justice. 83.70.60.185 20:40, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!Lachime!-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 02:02, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! I for one do not wish to be pitied by RadX Spang talk 03:25, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

Modern Morris Minor

Score:+12
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Modern Morris Minor

It is evident that the car has come a long way since its original cardboard chassis design.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featured Spang talk 05:51, 4 August 2006 (UTC)


Boogies with Badgers

Score:+8.5
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Boogies with Badgers

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had being hoping for.....

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 06:09, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment is it anal to point out that the credits still read "Dances with Wolves"? --SubPOP talk [email protected] 14:27, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
Very much so.... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For for 2 reasons - 1: Funny 2: Would have been a much better 3 hour movie than the one I saw. Hey, Mhaille, the credits still say.... --SubPOP talk [email protected] 15:46, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Anal-retentive nitpicking aside, this is reflective of the quality and depth of all Costner's "work" after DWW. Plus, I dig the Burynai. (Haven't said that word in six years!) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

*For! Badger badger badger badger badger. --24.117.244.171 18:39, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Forgot to sign in! Sorry. --emc! 18:47, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
[Edit Conflict with a darn anonymous IP]

Comment - I'd like to think its only "meme-ish" for people who know the badgerbadgerbadger reference, anyone who doesn't should still see the funny? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Badger badger badger badger... Someone needs to write an article about "Boogies with Badgers." Swordmaster 17:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Aye aye, cap'n. All that movie needs is snakes. And a plane. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 23:00, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Wookie Goldberg

Score:+9
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Wookie Goldberg, before the shave for fame.

Wookie Goldberg, before the shave for fame.

Image credit: DaMenace
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Featured --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 08:48, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

I tried - before the shave for fame. Better? I don't know - please help if you like. --DaMenace 19:23, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Make subtle references to Star Wars somewhere. -- Sun Skyscraper 00:18, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
Both of you are now disqualified to vote on this image during its time on VFP on the grounds of petty bickering. ^_^
But for the record: Just because both images' main focus is on the head, and they're both turning a human into an "animal" with fur, doesn't mean they're both the same quality!
Oh, and Sir Cornbread, put this as your nickname in your preferences or die: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 05:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Lake Titicaca

Score:+10.5
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Lake Titicaca

Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featuredrc (t) 05:46, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. Another interesting piece of image editing from Mhaille... --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:59, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Saw this in the image review, and it made me laugh out loud. Then I had to pretend to be laughing at something else when my wife came to investigate...--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 14:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I laughed out loud and didn't have to pretend for anyone because I am a lonely, lonely man. Hey look... boobies. -- Imrealized 15:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For the name alone has always made me snicker, this made me all "ROFLMFAO!!1!" as they say... --SubPOP talk [email protected] 15:27, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • För This is classic Uncyclopedia humor (or humour, if you're British). Though it'd be better if the "caca" part was made to look like a toilet or pile of crap. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:44, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, as I said when it was on Reefer Desk, "It's worth it simply on the basis that you managed to do "caca" without resorting to shit." 'nuff said. Modusoperandi 18:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional For. If Mhaille learns to save as a PNG, it's a for. --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment From the upload page: The preferred formats are JPEG for photographic images, PNG for drawings and other iconic images, and OGG for sounds.. I think, before Mhaille learns any such thing, someone else should learn how to read stuff. And correct his signature like everybody else... (By changing your nickname into {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Acid Ammo/sig}} ) --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|CM 19:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment. JPG makes pics blurry. PNG doesn't. --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment, that is true but the image hasn't really blurred at all. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Dali's 'Stache

Score:+18.5
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Dali's 'Stache

You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

Image credit: Imrealized
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Featuredrc (t) 03:10, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you probably would, judging by this picture. I still can't look at it without giggling. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:30, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Score:9%
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Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Cover Art for SSBX. It features Princess Peach (in the Cyclamen suit), Samus (in the Phoenix), and Jigglypuff (in the Lamina), three of the characters from the game.

Image credit: monika
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Featuredrc (t) 02:44, 5 July 2006 (UTC)


Waiting Wilde

Score:+9
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Wilde waits.

Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featuredrc (t) 02:07, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Shamelessness and For Strong Rad 20:48, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
PS - I think it's time Oscar got himself a featured image.Strong Rad 20:55, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. Shameless self promotion. =) Strong Rad 00:03, 29 June 2006 (UTC)