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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

Score:+11 tricked out flying bicycles
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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial

E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment, this is a "for", apparently. User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment this is an "abstain". Isn't english fun? User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
  • баярлуулах євєрмєц энэ дїрслэл --General Insineratehymn 03:03, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment. You want to put your what in my where? How rude! User:Modusoperandi/sig 01:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. User:Rcmurphy/sig 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Right, but that means somebody has to look through the history to find the diff that verifies that it actually is a For, like Modus did above. I count the votes each time I feature something - I don't just go by the score in the image template, because people don't always remember to change it. User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
/me leaves room in a huff. User:Modusoperandi/sig 02:38, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. User:Rcmurphy/sig 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

How Admins see Uncyclopedia

Score:+11 Subliminal Messages
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How Admins see Uncyclopedia

""After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

Image credit: Isra1337
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomandfor - this deserves featuring. It really does. -- User:Mhaille/sig 15:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For What picture? That looks a window, with recent changes and the deletion log on the otherside to me. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 14:46, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Thassa goodun. RabbiTechno 16:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. /rolls eyes at subliminal outing User:Mordillo/sig3 16:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This did terrible the last time it appeared here (or, that may have been a dream. I was totally Neo. "Whoah!". See?), but it appeals to the nerd in me. User:Modusoperandi/sig 17:27, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I just moused over the links in the caption. Very good. Very good. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:22, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I uploaded a version correcting the speckly patch on the left-hand side, which severely detracted from the pic in my view. --User:Alksub/sig 22:25, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For --User:AAA!/sig 01:06, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Alksub's retouch helps. User:Squiggle/sig 03:59, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For As it not suck and to be on main page. --User:Gert5/sig 07:02, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Braydie/sig2 18:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuck, yeah! FOR! --Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 00:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Breastfeeding

Score:+10 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC
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Young Faced Boobs

Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

Image credit: MoneySign
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For, I remember when I first saw this during an old PLS, and laughed for about a week. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 12:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He told me (and the rest of the channel) to. (<MoneySign> My Breastfeeding image on VFP!! VOTE FOR!; <MoneySign> FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!) Dark Apostrophe Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 13:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Nuckinfutz.... But where's the cig??? =P --Electrostatic 13:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Angst. Argh! Nightmares! -- User:NeedABrain/sig 14:38, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I remember writing in PLS, then checking out the competition...this one scared my hair white. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 15:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • AAAAA+++ WOULD VOTE FOR AGAIN--ynnaD 15:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Soo... does it feed on babies then? --User:AAA!/sig 15:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
I guess not, but seems good for french kissing. -- User:NeedABrain/sig 15:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • No!' User:Uncyclopedian/sig 17:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • O__________O. Nicely done image, but if this goes on the front page I'm afraid we may lose everyone over the age of 30 and under 15. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. User:Rcmurphy/sig 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
It's not profanity, it's obscenity. User:RadicalX/sig 13:28, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Unclear vote. User:Rcmurphy/sig 01:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig thats pretty crazy.. and I LIKE IT! --User:The Thinker/sig 08:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa User:Zana Dark/sig 08:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Braydie/sig2 21:04, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It scares me. --Kelpan 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)|
    You know what scares me? People voting on things that are already featured. Ooo! My skin is crawling, just thinking about it. User:Modusoperandi/sig 18:51, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    Well it didn't upset me until it was featured. Can't you unfeature it? --Kelpan 20:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    The wayback machine is in the shop. Sorry. User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Score:+8.5 Sauerkraut Garni
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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst

Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Following the current trend...SN+F. Its wasted on the forum.... -- User:Mhaille/sig 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Uncyclopedia is yummy! -- User:NeedABrain/sig 15:50, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • 'Fro I usually abhor puns, but this is well done, and it makes me chuckle. --User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's a pun, and a subtle pun too, because I missed it the first time I looked for it. Also, its textual. Also, I love Mhaille to much to vote for this image. Also, -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:Jedravent/sig 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Text. For. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Text-based joke.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 14:34, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'd like some of that. --General Insineratehymn 20:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Nice! User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For --User:AAA!/sig 05:06, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Für haß haß hut!!!! --193.77.238.223 19:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For because Thomas Jefferson with a mustache did not get in. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 21:37, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Nein Great idea but I think more detail can be added to help support this. Right now you've got a dinner plate with a brat that has uncyc written on it. Considering the minimalist potatochopping, perhaps the inclusion of the premise of En-britanica users attempting to make the "wurst" joke with ms-paint or something; make it look really really lame and i think it'll work. --AmericanBastard 20:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yay for visual puns! --User:Strange but untrue/sig 16:18, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Score:+12 MCs bustin' rhymes
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Benjamin Franklin, kickin' it oldschool

Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

  • SN+F. It's too quiet in here...consider this filling space. I'm good at that. My performance review at work mentions that talent repeatedly and specifically. But I digress. Be kind to old Ben. He invented electricity or something. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 06:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Squiggle/sig 14:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • His half-sister Arethra was always the talented one in my opinion, but a definate for for me. -- User:Mhaille/sig 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For with one small remark: the clock and the hat are still detached from the background. -- User:NeedABrain/sig 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For the filling of space. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 17:52, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:Jedravent/sig 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The angle of the clock perturbs me. User:Tompkins/sig 20:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Clock fixed. User:Tompkins/sig 20:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I was going to nom this a while back, but I thought it was too old. I guess age doesn't mean much around these parts. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Do you think all that electricity he's played with has gone to his head? --User:AAA!/sig 01:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. User:Mordillo/sig3 07:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yes, please. --General Insineratehymn 15:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I'm lazy.--User:Atomic Disturbance/sig 18:47, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


Grue vs. Grue

Score:+19 vs. -7
Featured picture candidate
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Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 02:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom & For: Hilarious and a classic on the Grue meme. --User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig 16:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Why not? [NOTE: I didn't whore for it! It made it here on it's own!] User:Sliferjam/siggy 16:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - watched this grow and develop in Reefer Desk. Breathes new life into a tired meme. -- User:Mhaille/sig 18:12, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Phwoar, this is a blast from the past. Now we're past the 'Grue saturation' phase on VFP, I think it's ready. Very good work Sliferjam. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 18:56, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, I still don't really find it funny, although it has improved in quality since last I saw it. Good job Sliferjam. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 00:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Just isn't that funny.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 06:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Can you say "cliche", kids? --User:AAA!/sig 07:49, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • No, thanks. The image is well done and fits perfectly the subject. But I just can't bear reading the word "grue" anymore. -- User:NeedABrain/sig 08:08, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Aye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Grues. And the movie wasn't THAT badUser:Mordillo/sig3 10:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The word cliche is cliche, get over it. User:Tompkins/sig 23:59, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Grues aside, it's a decent photoshop. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 00:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Much better than before. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:25, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What more could one really want from an image?--User:Medvedev/Mark 15:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Does anyone get the feeling that this pictures not original? Ive seen those dolls before, I wonder if this image is completely original --130.245.242.122 19:07, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • against - every time you flog an old meme, god kills a kitten. please think of the kittens. --User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig 21:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Lol.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 21:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Aww. But kittens taste better when zapped by God. User:Sliferjam/siggy 23:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Best Grue related thing ever. User:Squiggle/sig 05:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I'm tired of grues too. But this one is great.--User:Rataube/sig 07:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can see the tagline now: Who is more likely to be eaten by a Grue? --Blah Blah Blah 15:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR AVP grues!!! yay!!! Jedibob5 16:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Um... is it just me, or have grues become the new "you have two cows"? It's just as popular and certainly just as unfunny. The Humbled Master 18:33, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • On the one hand, it's grues... but on the other hand, it is a very nice potatochop. So For. --User:Kalir/sig 17:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR I'd prefer cookies over buttsecks any day. --User:Starnestommy/sig1 17:43, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Braydie/sig2 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Stupid memes are stupid memes. User:Rcmurphy/sig 02:25, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues may be everywhere but that doesn't stop this from being a good image. -- Pigeon 14:02, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's funny, live with it. This makes 18 votes "for" so let's just FRIGGIN FEATURE IT ALREADY! --User:Tripod2282/sig16:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - User:Llama-Llover/sig 16:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Grues are hardly a cliche, there are only two featured articles on grues, and one image. Compare that to the number of iPod related features we have, and it doesn't even scratch the surface. --User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig 21:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Follow Me?

Score:+9 misguided sheep
Featured picture candidate
Follow Me?

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

Image credit: Rei
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom & For Another classic depiction of the man from Nazareth. The Humbled Master 01:01, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Gave me a laugh. --User:AAA!/sig 01:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes --User:Alksub/sig 02:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, the words are lacking in sameness. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 02:35, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - You know, ZB, some images on Uncyc that have text are actually good and feature worthy. Just more than half of them are crap. This image, however, is the former. --User:AAA!/sig 03:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
If you will go and read my vote summary, you will notice the word "sameness". "sameness" is my comment on the fact that the two words are diffrent shades, which ruins the image for me. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
May I upload a corrected version? --User:Alksub/sig 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Ask Rei. It's his image, kinda. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 14:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Maybe I'm just a sick bastard that is going to Hell, but I think it'd be funnier if he "followers" weren't listening to him at all, rather than him misleading them.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 19:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Or if they listened to some of what he apparently said, while ignoring the rest, to advance their own agenda...which is probably tough to do in a one-panel pic. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 22:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Mine was easier. ;p--User:Bradaphraser/sig 15:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)


Long Neck Killer

Score:+6.5 giraffes running you the fuck down
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Long Neck Killer

This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom+for This is one darn realistic chop.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:50, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - but I think the blood would've been better in a less-realistic, B-movie style shade. More ketchuppy than real. RabbiTechno 14:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Good 'chop, not that much of a laugh. --User:AAA!/sig 08:46, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Mandatory For, -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 14:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • everybody knows African giraffes will run you the fuck down User:Braydie/sig2 15:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. With the article...funny. Alone...kind of creepy. User:Modusoperandi/sig 15:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I know it isn't, but it kinda looks like the Kent State kid. User:George VI/sig 18:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • The quality of work on that blood splatter is easily ZB's best work to date. How DOES he do it? For. -- User:Mhaille/sig 00:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. The blood spatter is not realistic. It's well done, but not realistic. It doesn't really strike the marrow in the funny bone, either. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 01:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against per Jocke Pirat. --User:Alksub/sig 07:02, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 22:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Foreskin. Although I do think the blood spatter could be better, the image is good. --User:Contestant/sig 00:38, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Made me laugh so much I did a little wee... but I'm sick in the head --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. YAH! User:Tompkins/sig 01:18, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --User:Anidnmeno/sig 16:46, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wasnt cornered with a pitchfork honest gov.User:Silent Penguin/sig 13:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For HAHA, April Fools! Against. No, I acctually mean For -- User:Atomic Disturbance/sig 15:03, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - the person just seems too big to me, otherwise I would vote for it --User:Llama-Llover/sig 16:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against sorry, just isn't remarkably funny to me. User:Squiggle/sig 04:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against not realistic, and not that funny -- The Turd (POOP) From The Golden State (CALIFORNIA)------WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 23:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:Jedravent/sig 19:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against--User:Rataube/sig 15:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Fits well in the article. Not as a standalone... "running you the fuck down" --AmericanBastard 22:05, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Forgive me, it just doesn't work alone. Ikabu 03:37, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Meh, its not that great--Headofred 00:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --THINKER 23:10, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I guess I'm just a sucker for docile things being violent. Mightywayne 12:27, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 'Ganst Boring --G5TM 26 Icons-flag-ee.png 16:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • What's with the sudden flood of naysaying? For in my book. --T.K.F. 22:50, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's actually good, I'm not just doing this because he told me t... I mean, uh... for. User:Spang/Sig 01:10, 17 Apr 2007
  • For. would've been funnier fucking him, but....--Math Poet 01:18, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- User:Codeine/sig 14:34, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Congratulations... You're winner. Nothing is worthy of you. Go jump off a building or something. --User:Gert5/sig
    comment Is that a comment or a vote? Either way, WTF? --User:Modusoperandi/sig 19:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
It can't be a vote, he's already voted "Ganst", so I assume that it is a comment. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Also comment. Am I the only person who hates it when peoples Usernames aren't in their sigs? Or when they have more than one sig, none of which contain their usernames? Am I alone here? Why are my feet so cold? Where did I leave my car keys? <emoticon of /me going a little crazy> --User:Modusoperandi/sig 19:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For...this is the most disgusting African thing I've seen since Idi Amin chompin' on his son's heart--Shandon 18:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Kafka's Metamorphosis

Score:+9 pointless novels
Featured picture candidate
Kafka's Metamorphosis

Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:53, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

discussion moved to The Castle
  • Against. It's just that the picture isn't all that funny without the text. --User:Efitu/sig 15:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The summery of the novel is brilliant. And the idea of such a work made into a cartoon it's funny to me.User:Rataube/sig 17:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
discussion moved to The Castle
  • Comment not quit getting it although I did hear a references to Kafka in venture bros as the doctor turned into a caterpillar I still don't entirely get the joke. User:CartoonDiablo/Sig
discussion moved to The Castle
  • For I meant to vote for this ages ago but er, yeah. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 20:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - A lot of people (including myself) won't get this. Ninja star 05:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Franz Kafka! --General Insineratehymn 00:38, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because its funny as hell and I hated the story! --Parinoid 10:11, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For this. Tough choice though. This seems to be more work and have more of a point than the time travel war pic. --User:Alksub/sig 01:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Kafkaesque... you know how to use the word. :) --THINKER 23:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Gary Larson style funny. :) --Math Poet 01:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Score:+8.5 invaders
Featured picture candidate
Caesar Crossing the Delaware

Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't apologize to me! I just made it. Katie nommed it, apologize to her. There are about 500 other images I've made that'll never be featured, so Against away, my friend! =) User:RadicalX/sig 15:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR Ave Caesar! Ikabus approvus! Ikabu 03:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --167.206.57.78 17:35, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Did I vote for this yet? No? Well, in that case, For!--T.K.F. 22:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device

Score:+21 huffed kittens
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Falstrops Kitten Huffing

Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

Image credit: Sannse
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh, in that case, just forget about it. User:Tompkins/sig 21:15, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For nice --User:George VI/sig 00:53, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Too good to be true! Pip pip, was that a waffle, mate? JOLLY OLE CHERRIO!!! --User:Savethemooses/sig 15:10, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Looks almost real; had this not been Uncyclopedia, I would have possibly believed it. Swordmaster 21:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment-When is someone going to hurry up and feature this?!?!?--User:Zerotrousers/sig 02:53, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Very For clearly the best. absolutely. should win. --Math Poet 01:24, 17 April 2007 (UTC) It absolutely already did. We're still cleaned up after it. Pesky kittens. Also, use PFP for voting on things that are already featured. Like this. Because it is. I don't know if I was clear before. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 01:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


1up Soda

Score:+15 up
Featured picture candidate
1up Soda

Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda.

Image credit: CartoonDiablo
Archive - Discuss this image


Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

  • self nom and for --User:CartoonDiablo/Sig
  • for --User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig 00:26, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Did you mean to say ir, or is that a typo?The Jeff Killer 02:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against on the grounds of textual humor on an image. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 02:33, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Not that funny, and Mario isn't potatochopped that good. --User:AAA!/sig 02:37, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Changing to for - Mario is now potatochopped better, and is in a better spot. --User:AAA!/sig 13:00, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

*Against revenge vote User:Savethemooses/sig 02:41, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Comment See my comment under my cartoon. User:Modusoperandi/sig 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Actual against That Mario is still bugging me. If it were completely gone I would change my vote. --User:Savethemooses/sig 02:32, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 02:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For.It's funny, and the images he chopped in were also curved in the shape of the can.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:51, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against While some of the elements are well done, the overall effect is meh. User:RadicalX/sig 12:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, that little Mario in the corner really ruined it for me. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 15:03, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • comment hey should I remove the Mario completely for those who don't like it, or just put up a new version. --User:CartoonDiablo/Sig
Comment. I think that's a good idea. Mario's image helps with the concept, but hurts the image quality.

User:Bradaphraser/sig 22:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

If it was me, and if I thought mario was needed, I'd make him the same colour as the can.. because let's face it. Maximum profit right? (more colours takes longer and is more expensive to mass produce) User:Braydie/sig2 22:19, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For Blah Blah Blah 10:30, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Pending originality check. User:Tompkins/sig 06:34, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. do-beh-dee-buh-de-reep!!! --User:Anidnmeno/sig 16:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Very For. I don't know how anyone could 'against' this one. Skilled potatochopping, clever allusion, a familiar concept. As for "savethemooses," nepitism in voting(politics) is the candid indication of a democracy's corruption. - Adam Smith AmericanBastard 06:57, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
    • As for AmericanBastard, maybe you should learn what the fuck nepotism actually is before trying to look smart. --User:Savethemooses/sig 02:32, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
That's a good indication otherwise that i pulled the quote from my memory and not a search engine. I knew what it meant; spelling is a bit less imporant.
Hmmm... still not using the word correctly. So, yes, spelling is less important than the fact that you still don't seem to know what nepotism actually is. --User:Savethemooses/sig 15:05, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For-TKF 19:09, 1 April 2007 (UT
  • For Because I don't give a flying feline whether there's text in an image or not. Blah technicalities. For For For!User:Witt E,/sig 05:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Mario is currently in a bad spot. Move him to that empty place just next to the bottom of the one. --User:AAA!/sig 07:28, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For easily CartoonDiablo's best image. User:Squiggle/sig 20:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I forgot to vote when I commented D: User:Braydie/sig2 21:07, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • comment hey guys thanks for the support I've been sick with the flu (and still am) so for voting let's count all Very... And Strong... as + or - 1.5 User:CartoonDiablo/Sig
  • For - probably CD's best work to date. -- User:Mhaille/sig 19:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Added as per request for votes on IRC. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 18:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:Jedravent/sig 19:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Viva La Mario! Ikabu 08:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Feature this already!--User:Bradaphraser/sig 23:34, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Hilarious!Ninja star 03:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru's Paintjob

Score:+9 scaffolds
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Uluru Paintjob

Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.

Image credit: Hindleyite
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Rock Gods

Score:+14.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock
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Rock Gods

Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. Very nice photochop, indeed. -- User:Mhaille/sig 21:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I said I would at the reefer desk.User:Bradaphraser/sig 20:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Greeks knew how to rock. Except for Heraclitus, who didn't. He did the philosophy thing instead. Dink. User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can't say that I understand the joke, but Braydie told me that he would ban me if I didn't. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:43, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I can't say that I understand the joke, but Zombiebaron told me that he would ban me if I didn't. User:Braydie/sig2 22:46, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I like it, maybe lighten it a bit... but still, high-larious --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Rock on, Athena. --User:AAA!/sig 23:34, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Hah. This happened only once. --KATIE!! 23:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes. It's got all it needs to work for VFP - quality, humor, and the lack of text. User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 02:32, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against revenge vote User:Savethemooses/sig 02:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
    Comment See my comment under my cartoon. User:Modusoperandi/sig 07:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For This rocks. --Hrodulf 02:47, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 02:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Hell ya! W00P W00P--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR. Excellent!! Weedle weedle Waaaahr! User:RadicalX/sig 12:13, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR. ....62.253.0.8 17:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC) 18:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wonder if there were Heavy Metal gods also? -- User:Hindleyite/sig 20:43, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yay for sight gags! --User:Contestant/sig 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)


La Trahison des Images

Score:Ceci n'est pas +12.5 votes
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La Trahison des Images

This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia.

Image credit: sannse
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Against. No, and why are people writing "leci"? Ceci, perhaps? You's french is more badder than mine english. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 18:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
And in one fell swoop, I make people wonder what the deuce you're talking about...=P User:RadicalX/sig 12:55, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Yes, you did. You mad beautiful bastard. Editing history like that. I'd be outraged if I wasn't so...whatever it is that I am right now. User:Modusoperandi/sig 13:06, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Changing to Abstain. Yes, I'm an uncultured boor. This with Wilde and a potato might work better. Or not. One of those. User:Modusoperandi/sig 15:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Unclear vote, I'm not going to research other languages in order to run VFP. User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:22, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
FU DIE -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 02:52, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
Death threats! And for. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 15:57, 25 March 2007 (UTC)


Death of Porchesia

Score:+10 "non-existent" countries
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The Porchesian Holocaust

It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured I used the vote counts from last night because I didn't have time to change the feature then. (Actually I think I was two days behind, but let's not split hairs...) User:Rcmurphy/sig 09:26, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Score:+14 Fellatio-related accidents
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Sexual Predator

"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I'm sorry, but I really couldn't help myself. SN+F. -- User:Mhaille/sig 10:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I despise puns but I love predator. I think it's the mandibles.... Also, this is a well-executed pun, a tad unexpected... and mandibles. --KATIE!! 10:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. But perhaps you could make she more predator-like with that fishnet outfit, yellowish skin and black nails. -- User:NeedABrain/sig 10:23, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't get it! -- User:Sannse/Sig 10:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Puns are evil if misused (while the unexpected pun can be funny, the obvious one...not so much). --User:Modusoperandi/sig 11:52, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--User:Rataube/sig 15:20, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For and this time it's rather honest maybe! --User:Kalir/sig 15:35, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For! --User:Lugiatm/sig2 15:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Cazador means hunter; demon is demonio. I'm not votin' for someone who can't even use the right words. And what's with the hand on her/it's shoulder?--The Jeff Killer 22:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Thanks for your vote, the hand actually looks like that on the original image, something to do with the lighting. I know that cazador means hunter (I also know that THAT was the original name that they were going to use before they settled on Predator) but if you look on, for example, the Wikipedia article on the film you'll see that that is the translation that they used. So there! -- User:Mhaille/sig
Really?. Still a silly reason to vote against.--User:Rataube/sig 00:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC)


Not Pink Elephants

Score:+12 Pink Elephants
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Not Pink Elephants

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:13, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Nom and For User:Braydie/sig2 23:16, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I noticed this image on recent changes, and it made me laugh. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 23:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. You're just like kakun didn't get to it first. User:Tompkins/sig 00:50, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: Before I place my vote, would someone explain this one to me? --User:Tripod2282/sig01:56, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Seeing pink elephants is a traditional sign of intoxication.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. --User:Tripod2282/sig16:45, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For because I think the image relies a bit too much on the caption, but I'll let it slide this time. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 02:36, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against needs to be more pink--User:Nappy The Quarryman/signature 02:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Free publicity for one of my articles. User:Squiggle/sig 04:13, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For the first image in VFP I really like in a really long time.--User:Rataube/sig 07:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against - Good image, not that much of a laugh. --User:AAA!/sig 08:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Mulehunter 13:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Procopius 15:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, it makes more sense on the One Out of Ten Doctors page. Come to think of it, so do I. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 16:34, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 17:57, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Must admit when I saw it I considered nomming it for VFP. Hey ho....FOR. -- User:Mhaille/sig 19:07, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for User:Jack mort/sig 20:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against If the title was just plain and simple "animal planet" i'd give it a For. Doesn't fit well at all in the context of the article and that consquently kills the caption.--AmericanBastard 23:39, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For *titter* --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 00:57, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • .1415926535 of a for I'm not necessarily fond of this, but ZB made me do it. --User:Anidnmeno/sig 01:29, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • weak against Get rid of the random dude on the left and I vote for. --User:George VI/sig 00:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Pink elephants don't mean anything to me. --User:Alksub/sig 01:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Fail Against not funny at all this pic FAILS --User:Darkone777/sig
Sockpuppet of CartoonDiablo -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

UnUsual Suspects

Score:+12 Jars of Honey
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100AcreSuspects.jpg

"The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured User:Braydie/sig2 00:34, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Pseudo Iconography

Score:+9 red string bangles sold
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Pseudo Iconography

Unlike many of today's New Age religions Artificial Pseudoscientology maintains a strong focus on iconography as seen is this 14th Century piece entitled "Madonna and Child".

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured User:Braydie/sig2 01:03, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment - check out the accompanying article. 'Tis a reference to celebrity cults like Church of Kaballah and Scientology, with two notable practioners. -- User:Mhaille/sig
Thank you for explaining it to me, but that doesn't change my vote --GAMESPOT=666 03:06, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Madonna, before the artist came around, referred to the Virgin Mary. Also, the newer Madonna is a religious wacko. R 16:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Love it. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:30, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- User:NeedABrain/sig 00:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against so tired of the theme, but cool shop job --User:George VI/sig 04:08, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Agree with above --Mulehunter 10:25, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is good work, and it should be judged on its merits, not whether or not people think that a trend is no longer trendy. If all the people who voted against images tried to create images of this calibre they'd have more apprciation for the time and effort that goes into creating them. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Same reason I took a piss on the Jarhead pic. Clever allusion, single angle/objective (madonna=mary), great picture crafting. Just didn't crack me up. Maybe if her eyes were bleeding makeup or something... something like that... might churn my ecclesiastic sense of offensive humor. --AmericanBastard 00:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment:That would be, like, awful. BTW you're missing the Child/Britney angle that is also referenced in the accompanying article. -- User:Mhaille/sig
Comment - Yeah...might have been topical. But if you look carefully the baby is actually Britney Spears. -- User:Mhaille/sig
  • For. Took me longer than I'll admit to catch it, but that's partly because of how well done it is. --Anyone 19:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yet another bizarre case of something being too well-done not doing well at VFP. A suggestion, and you can take it or leave it, is to make the fact that it's Spears a little more obvious via the caption. It's a key element to the joke, and is hard to catch from the picture itself. Excellent work, however.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 23:02, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For My last, single, inspiring edit before leaving to ski is to vote for Mhaille's image. Mhaille, wherever you are, if you don't mention this single inspiring vote in part of your whoring, then I will do absolutely nothing (I'm not here right now, anyway. Sh.) User:Squiggle/sig 15:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This is a really nice icon picture! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Jedibob5 03:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Againt. It's well done, but making Madonna into a.... well... a madonna, it's not very witty.--User:Rataube/sig 15:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --User:AAA!/sig 02:54, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, but the child should be black. --User:OsirisX/sig 11:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment: You know I did think of that at first, but in the context of the accompanying article it had to be Britney Spears. -- User:Mhaille/sig
Comment and, eventually, a vote that Mhaille won't like but he'll get revenge by letting the air out of my tires. Or tyres. Maybe both.. That's it! It's a 'chop that works in context with its article. Standalone, it's not grabbing me. *Against.--User:Modusoperandi/sig 12:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Angry God

Score:+10 Holes In The Ocean
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Angry God

God is pissed.

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Featured User:Braydie/sig2 00:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The Road Not Taken

Score:+11 dead ends
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The Road Not Taken

Robert Frost has conveyed in a very detailed image about The Road Not Taken.

Image credit: Gneomi
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Featured User:Braydie/sig2 01:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

  • SNF - Take this road instead. User:Gneomi/sig 00:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Make the arrow in the center bigger (like a regular road sign) and consider this a for. --User:AAA!/sig 01:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Considerate Done sir! A bit too big? User:Gneomi/sig 03:11, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Uhh, I meant pointing the other way (to the right). --User:AAA!/sig 03:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
LOL, ZB and Rad want it to the left while AAA wants it to the right. What should I do now??? User:Gneomi/sig 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait, now I get it... --User:AAA!/sig 04:10, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against WOT THE HELL! There are two ways! Why does it say "One way"! Plus, the joke doesn't work without the text and a whole bunch of other stuff about the decline of VFP. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:25, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
No need to scream, Sir. Also, thankfully we use caption on Uncyclopedia, and every featured picture has a caption. User:Gneomi/sig 03:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
First off, the caption is not why it is featured. Also, that doesn't explain a thing... --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For With the new "One Way" sign this acctaully made me chuckle. Good old Canadian poetry... --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Could use some darkening though. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:52, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
I've darkened (is that a word?) that. Hopefully it's enough. - Cheers -- User:Gneomi/sig 03:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
'tis good now dear lad. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 04:04, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I know you've worked hard on this one. You have my vote, sir. R 04:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For literary references (even if it is Frost, blech. The Pulitzer prize is totally a popularity contest).--User:Modusoperandi/sig 04:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

For. User:Mordillo/sig3 13:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Piglet's Mugshot

Score:+13 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial
Featured picture candidate
Piglet's Mugshot

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:12, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

  • SN+F. I saw how much fun Zombiebaron had nominating his poo picture, so I'm nom'ing my Pooh picture. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 17:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Brilliant. User:Mordillo/sig3 17:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:AAA!/sig 02:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
discussion moved to Piglet's house
  • Conditional For, the comment has to be changed to Modus's vote summary. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Conditional comment. I tried. I really did. But, if anything, it made it too funny. I can't be responsible for that. I'm just one man!--User:Modusoperandi/sig 23:14, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Done. --User:Modusoperandi/sig 06:09, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Hm, now I'm thinking the numbers could be arranged in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing way. And it could use some plaid. Somewhere. User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:17, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for User:Jack mort/sig 12:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 20:35, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Blah Blah Blah 07:10, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For. The picture is alright, but it's the caption that makes it good. Don't quit your day job Modus. (your day job being writing) --Anyone 19:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Thank you for the picture of me! :) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:11, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Doesn't look like piglet at all.Isn't he supposed to be pink? Jedibob5 03:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment Um... --User:Modusoperandi/sig 03:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • AH! For! Had I not voted? I thought I voted, like, third. Right after AAA!. Oh well. Anyway, I have fond memories of Pooh Bear from my own childhood... which, unlike most of your own childhoods, was two weeks ago. User:Squiggle/sig 15:37, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked

Score:+17 Popups blocked
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Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Against, despite making Squiggle giggle a little. (Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle. Say it with me).--User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
For ...got a security update from Microsoft. New feature: random crashes. Hurrah! --User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - two people here laughed out loud the moment they saw it - David Gerard 22:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For - Make it more clearer (I suggest PNG) and this will be a for. --User:AAA!/sig 22:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
    • For - Now that quality is better. --User:AAA!/sig 01:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Just increase the resolution and I think you have a winner. --General Insineratehymn 22:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, though I'm with the two dudes ahead of me.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 23:41, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Updated it to a PNG (I actually had to redo the entire process and make a new screenshot, because I couldn't find the old file). Blah Blah Blah 23:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. User:Tompkins/sig 00:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Text-based jokes (which I don't get). --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. What good is a popup blocker that pops up to tell you when it blocks a popup? That's why it's funny. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Jarhead

Score:Drop Maggot and give me +15
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Jarhead

A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

Image credit: One-eyed_Jack
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

  • THIS is my rifle, this is my gun...I mean FOR. FOR, SIR! -- User:Mhaille/sig 11:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR!!! --General Insineratehymn 12:18, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't get it. - User:Sikon/sig 12:19, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
    • What do you mean you don't get it? He has a jar for a head! --General Insineratehymn 12:26, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
      • THAT I get, but I don't find it funny. - User:Sikon/sig 12:38, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
        • Its a reference to both the film of the same name, AND the nickname of the US Marine's (due either to their distinctive hairstyle, or emptyheadedness, depending on whom you speak to). -- User:Mhaille/sig
  • For. Sikon's comment seems to typify responses to Jarhead -- some think it's funny, perhaps because it is so obvious; other's think it is not funny, perhaps because it is so obvious. ----OEJ 15:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. User:Tompkins/sig 15:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Jarhead was one of my first articles, and recently I saw that someone had replaced my crap image with this one, and I though "This is bloody amazing, I should thank them". Well, consider this both a thank you, as a support. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 16:22, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

For-The Jar fits nicely where it should be, and it looks great. Love the pun.--User:Witt E,/sig 16:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

*weak against --User:George VI/sig 08:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)


Chill The Fuck Out

Score:+15 screaming creams
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Chill the Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

  • N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 21:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's mine, I'm obligated. =P R 21:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Rad doesn't have enough features.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 21:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Remarkable photocrafting, brilliant concept. Don't really get the caption but that don't matter --AmericanBastard 22:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yeah, if RadicalX gets this featured.. then I think he'd qualify for that Potatochoppers' Guild that someone created. Even better! he'd be a Fellow Potatochopper because he'll have one feature. RadicalX for Potato man! User:Braydie/sig2 22:46, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. As if "Cherry Garcia" wasn't good enough. User:Tompkins/sig 22:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 23:09, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - One, please! --User:AAA!/sig 02:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, and Tompkins stole the line I was going to use. User:Squiggle/sig 03:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:Alksub/sig 09:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Greta idea coupled with fucking great photoshopping. --User:Tripod2282/sig13:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For It made me laugh...but its text based....but its Radical... --User:Zombiebaron/sig 15:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Anyone 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I think a lot of the people voting at VFP need a bucket each. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 19:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For LOL! --GAMESPOT=666 02:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:George VI/sig 04:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. - User:Sikon/sig 03:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Fox News: Middle-earth edition

Score:+13 fortresses besieged
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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:12, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

  • N+F. - User:Sikon/sig 12:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --ynnaD 12:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I thought this was already voted in. Strange...--User:Bradaphraser/sig 13:17, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I bet $500 Zombiebaron won't vote FOR. User:Gneomi/sig 14:12, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The last time this was nommed I didn't like it so much. Now I guess its alright. At least the text takes away more then it adds. Also, Gneomi ows me 500 American Dollars. None of those Canadian Dollars, eh? --User:Zombiebaron/sig 15:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Hahahahaha. Damn you! Nah by the way I bet with Jimbo Wales. How come I bet with you if you're the main subject of the betting. Hehe - User:Gneomi/sig 23:52, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. True, flag with the white tree would be a lot of funnier.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 19:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Last time this was nommed did we confirm that it was original? I can't recall. User:Rcmurphy/sig 01:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
    • A Google search for "foxspoof.jpg" only yields a link to this Uncyc image and forums that link to the Uncyc image, except for this. This is the last revision of the previous nomination just before you removed it (I totally forgot it was nominated once). Originality was never questioned then. - User:Sikon/sig 06:44, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Jack mort/sig 21:15, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 03:58, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --User:AAA!/sig 07:49, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ethereal 12:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Mulehunter 13:37, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. User:Mordillo/sig3 17:16, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Glaven!!! --AmericanBastard 22:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against thanks to Sikon's comment. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  • For Blah Blah Blah 17:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 03:21, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For funny and original --Xsine


Jihad My Ride

Score:+12 A Splosions
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Jihad My Ride

Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb".

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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Self-Pimpin' and For I don't know what it is about this one, but I like it. So often, I'm disappointed by my own work. I hope you feel the same. Well, that you like this one, not that you're disappointed by my work...=/ R 19:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Braydie/sig1 at 19:44, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, am I the only one who's scared that he's the least insane symbol of authourity in Iran?--User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:George VI/sig 21:22, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 22:06, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Peer pressure. --User:AAA!/sig 22:34, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - BRILLIANT!!! Just needs a couple dismembered hot chicks on the roadside. --AmericanBastard 23:22, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I thought about nomming this one myself when I saw it at Image Request, then was pleased it was already here.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 23:39, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I was going to VFP it too!! And don't forget to vote for the article ;) - User:Gneomi/sig 23:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Was wondering if someone was planning on nomming this... User:Tompkins/sig 23:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against No, I am not the next "Grinch of VFP", I acctaully find it not that funny and with sub-Rad's-normal-high-quality head swap. --User:Zombiebaron/sig 03:18, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 04:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Jack mort/sig 13:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --User:OsirisX/sig 10:55, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--User:Rataube/sig 12:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Blah Blah Blah 21:03, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedios

Score:+13 Choking Kids
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Uncyclopedios

"The cereal where you eat the box!"

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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 07:38, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

  • Nomination and For I really like this image. While the text does add to it, it works well on its own, esspecially the Sophia shaped cereal already in the bowl! --User:Zombiebaron/sig 19:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Must admit I was quite impressed by the image the first time I saw it, and more importantly, it made me laugh. Also, its great to see different types of images in here, particularly cartoons. For. -- User:Mhaille/sig 19:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although I'd rather see the actual box less cartoony, it's still really good. --User:Tripod2282/sig19:55, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That thing's got a lot of Star Trek communicators in its ingredients! There's only one thing worse than having Uncyclopedios for breakfast and that is "not" having Uncyclopedios for breakfast. --AmericanBastard 20:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Braydie/sig1 at 20:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Its nice to see something different, and its fortified with "Adminicine" for strong teeth and bones. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.User:Mordillo/sig3 21:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. "...and either this bowl goes, or I do."--User:Modusoperandi/sig 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --User:AAA!/sig 07:50, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. quality User:Jack mort/sig 20:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I better get a Captain Obvious doll in the end. --General Insineratehymn 21:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
    Comment *slap!* Strawberry Shortcake = doll, Captain Obvious = Action Figure --User:Modusoperandi/sig 21:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. They're parodically delicious! Swordmaster 22:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for, it's hilarious --GAMESPOT=666 00:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

mehHarmony

Score:+6
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For those guys who just can't handle the truth, our new online dating service, mehHarmony, brings quick and un-satisfying results to even the most egomaniacal of men

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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 03:55, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

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