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Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie
| Score:+8 bowls of noodles Featured picture candidate
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 Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
Featured —rc (t) 06:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- SN+F This image is also text-based... Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 23:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against, the first reason that I like it is because it is text based. But the reason that this vote is a Strong For has something to do with how the cookie is blurry and the text isn't. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:27, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against —rc (t) 00:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir Tripod2282
cun vfp talk Active ~01:40, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For---Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against I doubt this is the best Unc has to offer... – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif ...·º•ø®@» 19:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against The joke is only an "eh" to begin with, but the execution is also uncannily poor considering that MO made it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:12, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against It sucks chink balls so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick?
19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - It sucks Sliferjam's balls. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For Hilarious. I laughed at this one out loud.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Rogpyvbc 00:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Much better than that other fortune cookie image. ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:24, 04 June 2007
- for - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk
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- Weak For Blah Blah Blah 06:48, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
For. i hate that i have to eat all the time, it's ceaseless - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 19:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- Against. Good jokes, meh execution (coming from MO). --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:17, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- For. I like it kid.--Witt,
of 
UNion Entertain me* 03:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- Oh for the love of god! And this time a Strong One. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:51, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
- Ah. For. -- [sir] e|m|c [TALK] 00:51, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
- For and its been on VFP so long that I'm hungry again. Put it on the blasted front page already! Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:21, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Don't think this is MO's best work. Against, sorry. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 11:30, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- Mhaille! PFP...noob. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 10:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Goatsebusters
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 There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call? Image credit: RadicalX |
| Vote: Goatsebusters.jpg |
Score: 8.5 deleted images |
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| For Votes: 12.5 |
Featured —rc (t) 06:07, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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| Against Votes: 4 |
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Carpet Muncher
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 For the Lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old. Image credit: Splaka |
| Vote: Carpet muching 1.jpg |
Score: 9.5 carpets munched |
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| For Votes: 13 |
Featured —rc (t) 05:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
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| Against Votes: 3.5 |
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VFD Garbage Bag
| Score:+8* 2005cruft articles Featured picture candidate
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 Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE |
Featured —rc (t) 05:29, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
- self-nom and for. i slaved at this for half an hour, and since many people on irc seem to like it, why not give it a shot? --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png 00:46, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For This is Hilarious.--File:Small Pineapple2.png 00:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Very funny... kudos for the craftwork... on a garbagebag -- Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:02, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:09, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - It's gneomI 03:30, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - Double plus if Euroipods is in the bag. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:57, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against, 1) injoke, 2) not really that funny, 3) injoke, 4) not really that funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:40, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against. As Zb, mostly. I'm not undead, nor am I a baron. So, not all that much like Zb after all. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 17:58, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Fore A certain band can't fit in it. Yay! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- /me is hit with golf ball Anyway... FORE! /me swings club Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines
- For. Too injokey. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 15:02, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- For –—Hv (talk) 20/05 16:12
- Against Are you kidding me with this? – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f2/FuhQ.gif http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/84/ZDsig.gif ...·º•ø®@» 19:07, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against The Matrix thing was The Matrix + in-joke. This is just in-joke. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:58, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against - Wayyyyy too much of an injoke for VFP. It's good enough just in the VFD instructions.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against Bad in joke. Bad! RadicalX (Holla!) 14:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against It sucks garbage balls so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For This works on so many levels. Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:00, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Since you put a lot of work into this, I'm voting for. -- 01:04, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- Not Against --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:28, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- For if it fails, put it in the VFD instructions anyway though --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/GeorgeRI.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5f/30px-Coatsmxa.png 07:40, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- Weak against---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:40, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against, decent picture, but injokes should never be VFP candidates. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:52, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- For yeah, that's what i do. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Recursion.JPG --AmericanBastard 19:24, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, It's the Communpedia Potato!!! Premier Tom Mayfair10:18, 29 May 2007
- Comment Since when was VFD an in-joke? I know it is a voting page to decide the fate on articles, but I never thought it was an in-joke. Someone shine some light on here please. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:37, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- Show a picture to a random person who knows nothing about Uncyclopedia. If they don't understand the picture, but we do, then it's an in-joke. This image definitely fits in this catergory. In other words, VFD itself isn't an in-joke, but this image is. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:44, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
- For--Theo 00:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- For - It is quite funny, as an In joke. Besides, IPs don't matter, only us Uncyclopedians. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 01:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Full Metal Jacket
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 In Full Metal Jacket, a U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects jacket potatoes have on his fellow Marine recruits from peeling them in basic training to the brutal food fights in Vietnam. Image credit: Olipro (with clever addition from Severian no less!) |
| Vote: Fmj.jpg |
Score: 11 Snuffed Gooks |
| Nomination: | Prof Olipro  KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) |
| For Votes: 13 |
Featured —rc (t) 06:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
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| Against Votes: 2 |
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Nuke Me if you can
| Score:+14 mushroom clouds on the horizon. Featured picture candidate
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 Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you! Image credit: Olipro |
Featured —rc (t) 04:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- Very for. Also nom. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- Comment - What about the hat? It's gneomI 11:42, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- Dig hah, thats funny --THINKER 11:48, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~14:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- Fore!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- For –—Hv (talk) 2/06 14:56
- For --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:09, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- For works for me! Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:12, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- For--Theo 00:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 00:01, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- For, hat or not. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:03, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- For. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 02:34, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Lego Assassination
| Score:+24 Killer Blocks Featured picture candidate
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 The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay. Image credit: Sliferjam |
Featured!--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- N&F - a work of genius. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For. One of the Jam's best. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- herr doktor needsApistol
[scream!] 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. • • • Necropaxx (T)
No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)- Yes! Looks much better! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC)- For - Now that the image is PNG. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- COMMENT Oi Vey... I fixed some things people were having problems with, and I think it looks the best as it has ever looked. Yes? Oh, and the offer to lego-ize scenes for people is still up. I kinda like doing it. I've sure gotten better at it. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 21:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Oh, the sweet Lego memories. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 21:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Yup, the memories (/me trails off...). –—Hv (talk) 23/05 21:12
- For Rogpyvbc 00:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For--Holy S**T!! All I asked for was a photochop, not a work of art!--Sir Shandon 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. The more I look at this picture, the more impressed I am with it. Good work.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 02:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Support --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/20/Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:48, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - and its on my Christmas toy shopping list... Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Now I just need the Ford Theatre playset...RadicalX (Holla!) 12:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For <insert smart comment here> -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 12:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- AGAINST --Such horrific rubbish. This is what I expect from careless liberals who spend their worthless time poisoning our children's minds. You're pretty much saying "ITS OK TO KILL YOUR PRESIDENTS, HECK ITS OK TO KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD, HECK KILLING IS JUST GRRREEAT" well sir you ARE WRONG....DEAD WRONG....no actually I just don't find legos amusing (anymore). --Kingkitty 13:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: If you're going to be that sensitive, then get the hell off this site. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment: If you're going to be that sensitive, then get the hell off this site. --Sir Tripod2282
- For. Amusing.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. And yes, Zb, you are too a 'joykill'
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I guess Zombiebaron never played with LEGOS when he was little. They were the shit. -- 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- Weak For Funny, could be better. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- For because now Oswald doesn't stick out like a tore sum. Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 06:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
- Plor Private Gert5 UGotM
- Hell, I still play with Legos. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:52, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:00, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/GeorgeRI.jpg http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5f/30px-Coatsmxa.png 07:39, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
- Dig --THINKER 21:43, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Tombstone Kops
| Score:+12 Flans Flung in Anger Featured picture candidate
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 The 1997 film Tombstone Kops, one of many Hollywood movies based on the historic events surrounding the now infamous Bunfight at the OK Corrall, is considered by many to be the nadir of Slapstick Movies. Image credit: Mhaille |
Featured —rc (t) 06:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- SN&F couldn't resist it.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 00:45, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I loves it.--File:Small Pineapple2.png 23:59, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- For because Mhaille can't resist. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:02, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against Helen Hairburner 01:40, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I've keyed in my code, and two pair of plans. RadicalX (Holla!) 13:32, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:17, 11 May 2007
- Dig, though I feel Chico is getting slighted a bit over there.. --THINKER 08:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- <3. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 01:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment Less than three? What the hell does that mean? You kids these days... Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 07:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Groucho's lookin' kinda svelte there. RabbiTechno 11:14, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Against. Bad play on words, good idea, blah execution (which may be due to a dearth of available pics for Bobo Marx on the left and Lupo Marx on the right. Jessica Biel is all over the internet, but the Marx Brothers, noooo! Damn her and her big, sexy lips.) Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 07:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)- Aw, heck. It's the Marx Bros. "You knucklehead!", "But Mo! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.", etc. For. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 20:18, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Well, this didn't make me laugh out loud, but it's well-done, and I think "Man, I want to see that movie" when I look at it, so I'm going to give it a passing grade.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 20:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- Agianst --AAA! (AAAA) 10:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- For –—Hv (talk) 18/05 22:12
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - marvellous. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:36, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For It sucks magical, gold-plated, jewel-encrusted balls so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. • • • Necropaxx (T)
