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Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie

Score:+8 bowls of noodles
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Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.

Image credit: Modusoperandi
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille! PFP...noob. User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)


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There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX
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Vote: Goatsebusters.jpg

Score: 8.5 deleted images

For Votes: 12.5

Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:07, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self Nom and For User:RadicalX/sig 14:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Oh my. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Laugh User:Severian/sig
  4. For - Lol goatse... --User:AAA!/sig 23:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Hee. User:Necropaxx/sig 00:58, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. FORE!!! Darn it, my golf ball got lost in a goatse hazard! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  7. For - Because I wish the Goatsebusters were around 4 years ago...--Mggeisen 02:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Si --User:Gert5/wig 10:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
    Strong Si --User:Gert5/sig 16:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Bravo.--User:Rataube/sig 01:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For (but it should be a PNG) -- 16:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For But I agree with the IP. Which is strange.-User:Ljlego/sig 18:42, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For I just love this one! --nxsty 13:23, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. Disgustingly for. User:Mordillo/sig3 08:48, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against, sorry Raddy, but I just don't find it funny. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 15:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against You know, I never thought I'd say it, but goatse has gotten stale. Good image though. User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against goatse jokes on the front page, period. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 01:46, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Strongly Against goatse jokes. Period. --Citation-Seer 09:43, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against - Although this is already featured now, and a great gag, I think it could be a lot better, possibly involving more of the original Ghostbusters imagery. -- User:Mhaille/sig 11:32, 25 June 2007 (UTC) Mhaille! PFP...noob. User:Modusoperandi/sig 10:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Carpet Muncher

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Carpet Muncher

For the Lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

Image credit: Splaka
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Vote: Carpet muching 1.jpg

Score: 9.5 carpets munched

For Votes: 13

Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nomination and For, I remember my first ever visit to RadicalX's corner, and seeing this image, and laughing very loudly. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 20:30, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Well I just don't have a choice, do I -- User:Sannse/Sig 20:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. F☭R, This is just beautiful. Premier Tom Mayfair09:33, 13 June 2007
  4. For because it's done well. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 23:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. Wotta babe. Oh, and the pic is well-done, too. User:Necropaxx/sig 00:59, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. Her facial expression is priceless.--User:Witt E,/sig 03:51, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig Now thats a rug that really ties the room together! --User:The Thinker/sig 04:13, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. The facial expression amuses me every time I see it, so I'm going to give this a thumbs up.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 12:45, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. Disturbing - For Dame http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. for --User:George VI/sig 07:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. for I love Things which are ridiculously wierd.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 20:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For Wonderful concept, wonderful execution. --User:Tripod2282/sig02:02, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3.5
  1. Against - While it looks very good, I don't really find it funny. --User:AAA!/sig 23:25, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against I must agree with AAA!. It's well-done but the joke is a bit weak. User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:03, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Weak Against as above. It is well done, but it just doesn't seem that funny to me. User:Heerenveen/sig3 15/06 19:59
  4. Against. Well done, but I don't get it. Anyone care to explain it? -- 15:55, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

VFD Garbage Bag

Score:+8* 2005cruft articles
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VFD Garbage Bag

Takin' out the trash...

Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 05:29, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Show a picture to a random person who knows nothing about Uncyclopedia. If they don't understand the picture, but we do, then it's an in-joke. This image definitely fits in this catergory. In other words, VFD itself isn't an in-joke, but this image is. User:Cs1987/sig 07:44, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Theo 00:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It is quite funny, as an In joke. Besides, IPs don't matter, only us Uncyclopedians. User:Capercorn/sig 01:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Full Metal Jacket

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Full Metal Jacket

In Full Metal Jacket, a U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects jacket potatoes have on his fellow Marine recruits from peeling them in basic training to the brutal food fights in Vietnam.

Image credit: Olipro (with clever addition from Severian no less!)
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Vote: Fmj.jpg

Score: 11 Snuffed Gooks

Nomination: User:Olipro/sig
For Votes: 13

Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:12, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

  1. Sort-of Self-Nom & For. I had the concept, Severian made it better, I cleaned it up and edited the text some, I like it! -- User:Olipro/sig 20:46, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Mordillo/sig3 20:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Though the caption could use some help...User:Ljlego/sig 21:02, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Strong For. God I love text. Also, I love to see collaberation images. And furthermore, its well done as hell. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 21:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Sound off like you got a pair. SIR, YES SIR!!! User:Mhaille/sig 23:33, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- User:HerrDoktor/sig 22:40, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, but no food-related puns in the title? User:Squiggle/sig 23:53, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
    huh? Jacket... Jacket potato... geddit? - User:Sannse/Sig 13:37, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Weak For as per Squiggle --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:44, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. for User:Jack mort/sig 00:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I forgot he told me that he nommed it. I like the clever additions. User:Severian/sig
  11. For Nice punniage, and a good picture. Plus, it's potato-y, which pleases Sophia. User:RadicalX/sig 12:25, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Nice. The image, not Olipro, who is currently in my books as a git. -- User:Sannse/Sig 13:37, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. Very nice. User:Heerenveen/sig3 7/06 20:37
Against Votes: 2
  1. Even after seeing the movie poster it was parodying, I didn't find it particularly that worthy of highlight. --User:Jocke Pirat/Sig 22:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. No. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  3. Meh. Food-based war humour is tough to pull off. User:Modusoperandi/sig 03:24, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  1. The pun is on "Jacket Potato" and the movie "Full Metal Jacket". Personally, I think it's great. User:RadicalX/sig 12:25, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Abstain Jacket potato? I know of two types of potatoes; sweet and the regular kind that's just called a potato. You classy people with your special names for common food. User:Modusoperandi/sig 14:08, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  1. Can I vote for the spiffy new table thing? --PantsMacKenzie 23:23, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Nuke Me if you can

Score:+14 mushroom clouds on the horizon.
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Nuke me if you can

Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

Image credit: Olipro
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 04:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Lego Assassination

Score:+24 Killer Blocks
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Lego JFK Assassination

The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

Image credit: Sliferjam
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Featured!--User:Bradaphraser/sig 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

  • N&F - a work of genius. -- User:Mhaille/sig 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. One of the Jam's best. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- User:HerrDoktor/sig 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. User:Sliferjam/siggy 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. User:Necropaxx/sig
  • No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --User:High Gen. Grue/sig 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes! Looks much better! --User:High Gen. Grue/sig 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --User:AAA!/sig 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC) - For - Now that the image is PNG. --User:AAA!/sig 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- User:Olipro/sig 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Yes it is. Just like Zombiebaron hates text, I hate JPEG images that have lots of artifacts. I hate artifacts! So I voted Conditional for because I know it can be cleaned up in a PNG version. --User:AAA!/sig 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Tombstone Kops

Score:+12 Flans Flung in Anger
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Tombstone Kops

The 1997 film Tombstone Kops, one of many Hollywood movies based on the historic events surrounding the now infamous Bunfight at the OK Corrall, is considered by many to be the nadir of Slapstick Movies.

Image credit: Mhaille
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Featured User:Rcmurphy/sig 06:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

  • SN&F couldn't resist it.... -- User:Mhaille/sig 00:45, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I loves it.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 23:59, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For because Mhaille can't resist. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 00:02, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Helen Hairburner 01:40, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I've keyed in my code, and two pair of plans. User:RadicalX/sig 13:32, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair02:17, 11 May 2007
  • Dig, though I feel Chico is getting slighted a bit over there.. --User:The Thinker/sig 08:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • <3. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    Comment Less than three? What the hell does that mean? You kids these days... User:Modusoperandi/sig 07:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Groucho's lookin' kinda svelte there. RabbiTechno 11:14, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Bad play on words, good idea, blah execution (which may be due to a dearth of available pics for Bobo Marx on the left and Lupo Marx on the right. Jessica Biel is all over the internet, but the Marx Brothers, noooo! Damn her and her big, sexy lips.) User:Modusoperandi/sig 07:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
    Aw, heck. It's the Marx Bros. "You knucklehead!", "But Mo! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.", etc. For. User:Modusoperandi/sig 20:18, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Well, this didn't make me laugh out loud, but it's well-done, and I think "Man, I want to see that movie" when I look at it, so I'm going to give it a passing grade.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 20:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Agianst --User:AAA!/sig 10:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For User:Heerenveen/sig3 18/05 22:12
  • For --User:Jedravent/sig 23:08, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - marvellous. -- User:Hindleyite/sig 10:36, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For It sucks magical, gold-plated, jewel-encrusted balls User:Sliferjam/siggy 19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. User:Necropaxx/sig