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Tasty sandwich. [edit] Vote for Sandwiches Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sandwiches to give it its full title. This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favourite sandwich at any particular moment in time. The winner shall be proclaimed Sandwich of the Month, and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion. [edit] Rules Only sandwiches may be nominated.† All nominations must be edible by humans. Votes are limited to 1 per household. IPs may only nominate half a sandwich.∆ When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like. †: Though "sandwich" could mean anything. ∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs. Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast

[edit] Past Winners

Schnitzel sandwich • Nigger Dogshit Sandwich • Ménage à trois

[edit] Nominations for September

[edit] Chicken Parmesano

• Bless. Let's try it one more time! Originally Italian, and somewhat popular in America. Chicken and mozzarella and marinara and oregano and parmesan and Italian bread and delicious. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:33,1September,2009

[edit] Double Cheeseburger?

• I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 03:06, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• oh god —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 03:40, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Yes. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:59, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Knuckle sandwich

• nom + 4 made from only the finest of Captain K'nuckles's knuckles, obviously.--Mn-z 05:55, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• For. And for so many deserving recipients... :) --T. (talk) 22:38, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow day.

• N&F. Best sandwich ever. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:03, 1 Sep
• For. Ah yes. Many times I have been around to OptyC's mums house for a um... sandwich. Yes. Very tasty. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 08:37, Sep 4
• For. I fondly remember the days of snow sandwiches expertly made by OptyC's mum. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:59, 05 Sep 2009
• For. Except that mom makes it when there's a sandstorm. It doesnt snow over here, you know. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 02:14 September 5 '09
• for. i remember walking to opty's house in blizzards just for one of these sandwiches. i can't recall how many ways were uphill, but it was at least both. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:36, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Brie and Cranberry

• Nom and for. It's brie and cranberry, dammit! Nameable • mumble? 15:29, September 5, 2009 (UTC)