Uncyclopedia:VFS

The coveted golden sandwich. Vote for Sandwiches Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sandwiches to give it its full title. This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favourite sandwich at any particular moment in time. The winner shall be proclaimed ''''', and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion. Rules Only sandwiches may be nominated.† All nominations must be edible by humans. Votes are limited to 1 per household. IPs may only nominate half a sandwich.∆ When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like. †: Though "sandwich" could mean anything. ∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs. Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast

Past Winners

Schnitzel sandwich • Nigger Dogshit Sandwich • Ménage à Trois • Double Cheeseburger? • That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow day • Chicken Parmesano • Knuckle sandwich • THE Grinder • Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 • Bacon Sandwich • BUTT POOP!!!! Sandwich • Fries with that Sandwich • Bread & Butter Sandwich • Sandvich • The sandwich that a kind black man shared with me • Template:U • Taco • My penis between two pieces of bread • A sandwich which is certainly not a song • A jesus sandwich • Me • An allegorical sandwich • Sushi • Wait:What? • Toasted Michael Jackson on white bread • Sand witch • Sandwich Sandwich • Tomato and cucumber on whole wheat, with only mustard and bean sprouts • Admin sandwich • Pink Taco • File:Body sandwich.jpg • An open penis sandwich with maple syrup • Boobs sandwich

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