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VFD-padlock.png Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus

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  1. No, for many reasons. (1) The page and its absurdly large local fanbase has long ago gained the status of a vanity in-joke, along the lines of Camp Fuck You Die. (2) This isn't a game, so I don't think you can sweepingly delete all the subpages, since the main page is not up for consideration. (3) The people who get this article get it. Most others (such as you) do not, so who are you to judge? I read it (not all, since it is god-awfully enormous, but a lot of it) and I liked it. Plus, it's very well-formatted and (mostly) well-written to boot. This is a niche article, has been for a long time, is incredibly in-depth, and by all means should not be deleted. You can stop making terrible nominations now, Lyrithya. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:25, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Dumbasses... Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - User:Frosty/sig 01:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Even though I don't know nuttin about the history of things around here, I know enough not to delete any of the Wheeling Jesuit University pages. Please send me some of what you were smoking, Lyrithya, and send it to me now! (puff puff puff, thanks!!! puff puff) Aleister, a graduate of WJU 2:14 11-4-'11
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  1. These range from random to stupid to... well, random. The main article isn't so bad, but these really don't seem to complement it at all. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 00:24, 11 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't get it. Somebody spent an exorbitant amount of time making all this, when it all looks like vanity to me. Do we really need so many subcategories for some non-notable school? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:13, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, they're all crap. And an eighth subpage was VFD'd three years ago and nobody cared enough to remove the red-link. The main article isn't so good. Spıke ¬ 01:14 11-Apr-11
Comments
  • It looks like someone built a whole fantasy website here. There is Wheeling Jesuit University/Groups, Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings, Wheeling Jesuit University/People, Wheeling Jesuit University/Publications, Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System... I'm afraid I don't have the time to dig through all this cruft, but I don't see Uncyclopedia as the place for a complete fantasy brochure. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:13, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    It is no joke, and some of its 1300 students have God-awful amounts of free time. I may have stumbled onto this while saving St. Clairsville, Ohio, but didn't stick around. Spıke ¬ 01:18 11-Apr-11
    I figured it was a real school, though the name is just asking for massive amounts of puns and other cruft from Anons. I don't think it's notable enough for Codeine's Mum to know about it, and it all looks like the work of disgruntled students upon initial assessment. I would just VFD the subpages and huff them all in one fell swoop, but I won't do that without some input first. By the way, this looks like a very legitimate nomination to me. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 01:39, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    The nomination is not completely legitimate, since you're asking for the deletion of many pages that only relate back to the broad topic. If you were nominating a game page, in which one subpage could not exist without a prior one, it would be no problem. But this is like nominating 10 different pages in a single nomination, or nominating all the articles in a category. You can't do that. Nominate each page individually or don't do it at all. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:46, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    The nomination was quite legitimate and indicated what pages it referred to until you modified it during the vote by deleting "and subpages" from the heading. And what does it mean to say, "The people who get it, get it"--except to portray as unfashionable those who disagree with you? The crufty subtree Lyrithya is proposing to prune is hardly essential to the school's main page. Spıke ¬ 02:06 11-Apr-11
  • *shakes head* MadMax 01:29, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Well, that was 2:15 that I'll never get back; and for what? Spıke ¬ 02:14 11-Apr-11
  • Closed. TKF claimed this nomination was not legitimate in the first place, despite both precedent and ye old UN:IAR indicating to the contrary, but by changing the nomination itself after the fact he has invalidated it even more effectively - changing what people are voting on in the middle of voting on it might work if one is trying to make them look stupid, but it also completely undermines any chance of reaching a consensus, as it removes both the history and the understanding of what is going on. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:39, 11 April 2011

VFD-padlock.png Template:LOGON

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As far as I can tell this is used about seven times. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:35, 9 April 2011
  2. Required somehow I'm sure... - User:Frosty/sig 22:21, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Invalid nom. Not on;y is this fine, but you forgot the {{VFD}} template. That invalidates the nomination. --User:Magic man/sig 02:29, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:30, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh yeah, do we really need a Template with only one use? - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 20:13, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • And that's a reason why we can't just write down a sentence? What. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 20:46, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah, no {{VFD}} means an invalid nom, guys. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:03, 11 April 2011

Navy FIELD

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Saw an IP blanking this page and couldn't disagree with him enough to ban him. This article has got all terrible things rolled into one: vanity, images from photobucket, and general lack of funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 22:00 Apr 09, 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 22:06, 9 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg MAKES ME WANNA GO PUNCH MY GIRLFRIEND AND RAPE THE BITCH. Articles about your favorite on-line game must superficially resemble an encyclopedia article on the game, not lists featuring your twenty best rants about the game and the people who play it. Spıke ¬ 22:16 9-Apr-11
  4. Skullthumper! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:26, 9 Apr
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - User:Frosty/sig 22:41, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 10:42, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More angry than funny. Btw, the Wikipedia article has also been voted for deletion. --Scofield 10:54, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Sheer fancruft. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 00:32, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Robert Oppenheimer

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  1. Just basicly a wall of text, its not really amusing either... - User:Frosty/sig23:13, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect. To J. Robert Oppenheimer, quickly. Thoughtful author links twice to the far superior article before proceeding not to improve on it at all. Spıke ¬ 23:24 8-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 00:04, 9 April 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate...  and Redirect per Spike. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 02:30, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  • 2009-cruft, redirected. If anyone feels any of the content is worth saving, go get it from the revision history and merge it into the other article. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:28, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Gypsies...those crazy motherfuckers

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Elapsed Time: 74046 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is poorly written and formatted, and generally inferior to the article on this subject at Pikeys - Our Friends. --User:Coronium/sig 12:53, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just charming. Redirect, say, to Those dirty Jews. I endorse making gentle sport of any race or group, but this unvarnished hate is another of those things that is not funny because it's too hard to tell from the real thing. Spıke ¬ 13:10 8-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A steaming pile of ugly unfunny. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:43, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Somebody maed another one for the disposal. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 23:26, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. --Black Flamingo 09:41, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just terrible. And rubbish. --Scofield 18:02, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:MYOWWcmd, Template:MYOWWheader, Template:Myowwl

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 74048 hours
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  1. Sectional templates only used in userspace. --User:Coronium/sig 11:45, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --And only on one page. (The second is also used in an Abridged version.) The first template offers no savings or benefit even there. Spıke ¬ 11:49 8-Apr-11
  3. What... I don't even want to know what the person was trying to do. I do, however, know that {{VFD}} on templates needs to go in <noinclude> tags... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:41, 8 April 2011
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:43, 8 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace them. These may help the few pages they are used in, but it is pointless to have a one-time-use template. Since huffing them might affect the other pages, we could either manually insert the code into the pages, or we could just move the templates to the author's userspace and change the links. After all, the pages are already in userspace, as well. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 23:17, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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World War XX (Video Game)

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Elapsed Time: 74048 hours
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  1. Writing this page entirely in l33t does not make it any funnier. It just makes it harder to read. The contents seem pretty random to me. --User:Coronium/sig 11:18, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We are so cool when we write in l33t. This article, with no other purpose, doesn't even belong in UnScripts. Spıke ¬ 11:46 8-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Format joke..and what else??--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:56, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Funny. No wait. Another word... http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 21:10, 8 April 2011
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG l33tsp34k is teh gr34test!!!11. Like my vote, this article isn't exactly an easy read. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 22:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate.????????????????????????????????????????????????? -User:Frosty/sig 23:10, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete. --Black Flamingo 09:42, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Game:Zork ultimate (and subpages)

Score: 7
Elapsed Time: 74052 hours
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  1. Can we delete this now? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 07:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 07:10, 8 April 2011
  3. I'm all for a mass delete of all the games on Uncyclopedia they're all lame, who's with me? - User:Frosty/sig 07:12, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Unfunny crap  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 07:14 Apr 08, 2011
  5. Symbol wtf vote.svg Wow. That's quite awful. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 07:33, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Yes. --User:Coronium/sig 11:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 11:38, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Arthur C. Clarke

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 74063 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No real humour concept, mostly listy. Only alternative to delete is to blank and start again. User:Coronium/sig 20:34, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. So it's funny that this could be condensed into a sentence, despite having all that other stuff, eh? Bah, the guy deserves better. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 23:38, 7 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Deserves better. Echo. Aleister 22:19 8-4-'11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To make room for someone to rewrite --Sog1970 10:24, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rendevous with Rewrite. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:56, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The joke about Arthur C. Clarke is that his science fiction is two hours of lifelike drama (more, if you don't go to the cinema for the condensed version) to develop a punch line that could be told in one paragraph; that is, genius in the service of nothing in particular. The intro comes close (also accusing him of devising innovative ideas only slightly after they happened in real life, which is okay). But the body of the article is awful lists. Seeing how many ways you can make fun of the format of the name of 2001: A Space Odyssey is especially limp. Spıke ¬ 22:08 7-Apr-11

B3ta

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  1. Annoying fantasy nation. User:Coronium/sig 20:25, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg The main religion on B3ta is masturbation. Fantasy nation "off the coast of England" by virtue of being in the middle of the river that divides London. Wikipedia quotes the Guardian that B3ta.com is a "puerile [that means childish] digital arts community," but the nonsense month name is the trademark of Illogicopedia, to which we should trade this pointless article back, in return for future draft picks. Spıke ¬ 22:02 7-Apr-11
  3. Simultaneously boring and random... what an amazing new combination that is. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 23:31, 7 April 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Boring is right, it's a chore to read. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 02:42, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bilge. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:05, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG G.P.S. Gay Penis Sex. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 16:20, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. B3ta is a genuine Website, but I don't see why the Author of this Article would treat it like a Deprived Area of London. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 20:31, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Burbizm

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity unbook featuring the username of the author rather too much. User:Coronium/sig 20:18, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only article that Burbz213 wrote during his one-day stay with us, three years ago. Thankfully; and yet, to write another would be like William Shatner portraying a different character. Spıke ¬ 21:57 7-Apr-11
  3. Why did I seriously just read that? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:58, 7 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:29, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Craplocks. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 14:59, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Mossad

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Elapsed Time: 74068 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too much sex, anti-semitism and random without actually being funny. --User:Coronium/sig 15:38, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm writing anti-Semitism, but I'll put it in the voice of Nazis, which will be funny because I'll portray them as unusually extreme...no, that doesn't work. Any member of the Cabal could do a better job on Mossad, as RabbiTechno already did in an UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:47 7-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Probably the same writer as Don't mess with the Zohan. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:51, 7 April 2011
  4. I like our Cabal. They're adorable, in a cuddly way. This... isn't. Doesn't even do anything. Not that the Cabal ever does anything, either, mind; it doesn't even exist. Of course it doesn't. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:08, 7 April 2011
  5. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 21:53, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's amazing that someone actually took the time to build this monstrosity. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 02:36, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mess, padded out with a list. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. This is linked on my current UnNews article, so probably a wikipedia link to Mossad would work better. Aleister 16:52 7-4-'11
p.s. Maybe redirect to here

Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 74151 hours
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  1. I can't turn the lights out now. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep The start made me laugh. If something makes me laugh, it's got to be a keep. Also, we're keeping '100 times Lyfra has banned something', so... mAttlobster. (hello) 19:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keepable by title alone. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep!!!!11111 Did I ever tell you I once went out with one of his ex-girlfriends? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and slap a hard rewrite tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:43, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Please, please, please, can we get rid of this? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:34, 4 April 2011
  2. Emm... User:Cat the Colourful/sig2 05:00, April 4, 2011
  3. *sprays liquid feces all over the article* --Roman Dog Bird 07:12, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate for putting that song in my head again (though I did have it on CD once, just before it was a meme!). -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:27, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A small replacement article is now ready, based on #100-95 and #1 from original, a couple factoids from Wikipedia, illustrations from Rick Astley, and the above comment by TheSlyFox. Spıke ¬ 18:49 5-Apr-11
  6. I'm for Spike's approach. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 20:15, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Flip Per Spike's rewrite. I am increasingly doubtful that mattlobster's approach will come up with enough rhyming AND funny lines in a reasonable amount of time, but he is more than welcome to try in his userspace, as a collab for instance. Also, 100 does not evenly divide up by six. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:46, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like Spikes version. This is just overkill. User:Coronium/sig 20:19, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The first six are things that Rick Astley sang that he was Never Gonna Do, and seeing them set out in a matter-of-fact list in an encyclopedia article was quite funny. But there is just not enough material here for a ritual Uncyclopedia Top 100. Particularly, "Prematurely ejaculate whenever the word, "Spangles" is uttered," the use of {{USERNAME}}, and the use of {{C}}. Rename it Top ten things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do, kill the template, supply a photo, and make 7 through 10 really good, and it's a keeper. Spıke ¬ 12:00 4-Apr-11
    In fact, if you userspace this after you kill it, I'll do the work. Spıke ¬ 12:02 4-Apr-11
    I agree with My Learned Friend. Since you've got to be a good age (ahem) to remember this guy, this stuff could be wound into an article. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:31, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    I've been interested in the eighties for some time now, so I would probably be able to help polish it with images or something. This was actually a mainstay in my car CD player until it became a meme, which pretty much killed it. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:43, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    So you haven't liked it since 2003? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    It's not that I haven't liked it since then, it's just that seeing it all over the TV, YouTube, Internet etc. just kind of wore it out. It probably won't make its way onto a CD of mine again for another few years, at which time it will become old enough to be fresh again. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 23:57, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    As identified, only the first six lines are funny. Would be great if the rewrite could keep the same ryhmin scheme as those lines. Does 100 divide by 6 exactly? Someone must have done this calculation before. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • People, Things #94 down to #2 in this article are crap. Matt has solicited songwriters to flesh this out, in Forum:Who's on board with Rick Astley?; at this writing he has 1 volunteer and 0 new stanzas. My limited research says there is just not that much to write about the guy. If I concede that the original wasn't awful, would y'all please flip to Delete so I can roll in my Reader's-Digest version under its different name? Spıke ¬ 23:33 6-Apr-11
    But that would require people actually read both and compare them... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:31, 7 April 2011
    Not hard to do. #100 down to #95 are the new #10 down to #5. #94 down to #5 are huffed. #4 down to #1 are new, except that #2 is the old #1. Spıke ¬ 17:05 7-Apr-11
    But stuff in middles is less attractive than stuff on ends, or something. Neh, at least something good came of this. *pokes Spike's version* ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:05, 7 April 2011

VFD-padlock.png Detective Bukkake of the 187th Precinct

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 74154 hours
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  1. Keep. Can we start using VFD to delete actual shite rather than things that continue some decent amount of funny. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
    NEVERR!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:02, 6 April 2011
  2. Keep. I like it. {{expand}}? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Apr 6
  3. Automatic Lyrithya nominated article Keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:07, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Woman what is wrong with you? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 08:11, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. There is something incredibly troubling about the senses of humor that half our userbase apparently possesses. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:45, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. this shits all over any feature --Roman Dog Bird 18:03, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. In the beginning of 2007, this was kept, folks saying it could be fixed up and made glorious or some such, and... er... well, someone added a bunch of links in the meantime, but that's pretty much it. It has some apparent decentness, but rather little. Needs an article. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:42, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Disinfect.  Aside from bukkake being a really old meme, this really doesn't have much redeeming value. Is this supposed to be parodying a specific show, or is it just vaguely directed at all seventies detective series? -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:05, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is really just one tired wank joke, in the style of a TV series. Amazing that people expected it to improve. Spıke ¬ 11:50 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks incomplete after the intro/set-up. A waste of time for anyone to spend any time in this article's junkyard. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:55, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • UU: I would have, but I thought it deserved a vote before killing... from the history, it seemed like an expand would kill it without anyone even noticing. But anyhoo... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:24, 7 April 2011
  • Yeah it's kept. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:13, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Random

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 74089 hours
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  1. This doesn't even deserve to be called random. Delete and redirect to Randomness or Random humour. User:Coronium/sig 17:57, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:02, 6 April 2011
  3. Delete One of the worst articles ever. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:04, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This was cleaned up at some point. It used to be worse. Doesn't seem like it can get much better, though. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:34, 7 April 2011
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  As an extremely random person, I can confidently say this article isn't random, it's just dumb. I wanted to link my userpage to it a while back, but found it lacking in randomness... -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:01, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Sadly, to report on this horrible thing. I will have to post examples. Random is a tried-and-true method of writing a horrible page, which this page is. Not saved by being an "Article in the style of the thing it's about." It's just too easy to write a random page; a keeper must be clever as well. Spıke ¬ 16:57 7-Apr-11
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Thee

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg One way to save it. Intro indicates that the Canadian National Anthem promises to "stand on guard for Thee," which sure sounds like a person. The rest of the article needs to use Thee only in the objective case so that every sentence could either be talking about this mysterious person or the second person. Article would also need a theme--rather than a trite superhero motif, some theme that ties together Canadian current events. Spıke ¬ 17:02 7-Apr-11
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  1. Casts the archaic pronoun as a superhero and makes some jokes about Canadians. 0/10 for concept. User:Coronium/sig 17:33, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. A good name for a page, but not this one. Random does it every time. Aleister 17:50 6-4-'11
  3. Too random, another garbled faux historical page. Flush to wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:41, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Redick to Thou --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:35, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Agreed http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:05, 6 April 2011
  6. Random connections, eh? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:33, 7 April 2011
  7. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:04, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Dead Animal Rights Day

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like the title and the concept. Move to Dead Animal Rights ? --User:Coronium/sig 16:01, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yes, I like it. User:Cat the Colourful/sig 05:40, April 5, 2011
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  1. Doesn't really make sense, nor make much of a point save for... being silly. I dunno, this one's iffy. Make of it what you will. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:38, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Pointless, mostly meme-based (PETA), bleah!. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:24, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you want to ridicule PETA, do it with cleverness and humor. This listy HowTo has neither. Spıke ¬ 11:47 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambles off into the Wonderful World of Lists. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Pointless, listy and dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:51, Apr 6
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When a user snores the whole world snores with her. Aleister 17:48 6-4-'11
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Because on WACKYpedia, nobody truly cares. As I mentioned on the Village Dump around the 1st of April, New Monaco actually killed the site, since Illogicopedia moved to a new server rather than accept New Monaco, and only IPs are regularly active on Wackypedia, more often than not to vandalize what remains. On illogicopedia, it would be dumped in the rubbish heap without a second thought. Also, two people here actually like it, and it looks like something that might have been passable in the earlier days at illogicopedia had it originated at that site. Nowadays, anything moved from Uncyc has a 99.9% chance of deletion at Ilogicopedia. By contrast, wackypedia doesn't delete anything since the only active admins there are wikia staff, so they have an open door towards lists and the like. So if I sorta like the article but find it too impossibly random or subpar quality for Uncyc, and on VFD with not much chance to survive, I copy it over to Wackypedia. Wikia doesn't appear to care, either. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:05, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

International Academy of Design and Technology

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Vendetta. A hatchet-job against a for-profit school from an alumnus with bad experiences. Found by Kevillips. Spıke ¬ 17:53 5-Apr-11
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Vendetta. I felt the same way, I could not even think of a way to rewrite it, I rewrote ITT Tech some time ago, but the difference is I think people have heard of the latter. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 18:14, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 18:32, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hatred != funny. User:Coronium/sig 17:30, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. That's just not funny. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:32, 7 April 2011
  6. Borderline slander, found nothing even remotely amusing here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:22, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Slashdot (country)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article which treats a website as a country? Yeah, that's very original. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 20:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. The concept of morphing Unix into a country is promising but abandoned in favor of memecraft, from Oprah to Star Trek to pwnage. I'd flip my vote if it acquired some real relation to Unix. Spıke ¬ 00:53 4-Apr-11
  3. Eh, turning it into a country could work just fine... but it'd need something this just ain't got. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 10:23, 5 April 2011
  4. Delete. Oprah, Comic Book Guy - it has it all! Except originality or humour. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:43, Apr 6
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Erratic flying elephant (Randumbo). --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:02, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Get Kicked Out of School

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  1. This is still a giant, mostly unfunny pile of lists on a duplicate topic. Yes, the approaches differ, but... this one is a giant pile of mostly unfunny list. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:30, 3 April 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG LISTS! Take them out and you have 2 lines of text http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The student responsible for this should serve five years on a Roman galley. Anyone say Ben-Hur? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 06:38, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Hnng - listcruft. Oh, how I missed VFD. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:41, Apr 6
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Erm.... Romartus, Didn't Lollipop write this? He's most definitely not a Student. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 18:52, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
    Lollipop hasn't even edited it... http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 20:56, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Tyring not to get confusion over my similar article, HowTo:Get Expelled from School; which I think is better. --User:Lollipop/sig 20:59, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oops! I got confused there. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Game:ZorkFootball

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  You gotta be fucking kidding me. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 16:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Should have been qvfded - not even a game, just something an IP tried and failed to append to Zork. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:44, 5 April 2011
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG FOOSBALL!!!!!! Promising start, but fails very quickly. Oh, and every link points to some variation of ***YOU ARE DEAD*** -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:57, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Zap this Zork. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 06:41, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:49, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Gauntlet Dark Legacy

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  1. Apparently this game is like every other game. That could almost be funny if it couldn't be said for pretty much every other game these days as well, and if the article wasn't a giant pile of listiness rather like pretty much every other game article... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:53, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING Author evidently spends his life in games and on TV, and doesn't do the minimum to introduce us to his world, much less amuse us once he's there. The final section is anonymous cyberbullying regarding some annoyance on Facebook. Author SmashBros913 returned to the site in March after two years off, but didn't revisit this page. Spıke ¬ 11:55 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Private Doodles. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:32, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg This article Needs food badly. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 17:53, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. In the last episode, he is finally killed by George Bush's penis, and peace is restored to Sumners Resort. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:56, Apr 6
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AAMP

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  1. Apparently the party sucks, someone doesn't like it, or both, but either way, who cares? This doesn't do anything to elicit caring, at least. Not much there, nothing really amusing, yadda yadda. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:21, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub plus a list. Presumably I'd know what he's talking about if I were Australian, or whether this is anything more than randumbo; but between the toupee` and the derrelects [sic], I just can't figure it out. Spıke ¬ 01:32 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only thing I understand is Jane Fonda must wear a hat at all times. er..Yes? What?? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 18:00, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. A dull list plus a paragraph of dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:49, Apr 6
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Bad Name Game

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  1. Game: match up names to make bad names... or something. This winds up being a giant list of names, though. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 00:41, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 100% listy, very little original, including the suggestion that you call up a bar and page Mike Hunt. Spıke ¬ 00:48 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is this a cry from the heart? Was the author of this article 'blessed' with one of those names?? All very Jenny Taylor. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:45, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Listy http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 18:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Just a list. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:44, Apr 6
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VFD-padlock.png Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg First she wants to delete VFD, then she wants to delete DoF; what's next!? --User:Magic man/sig 03:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I mean this in all kindness and with deep affection. Are you out of your fucking mind? I've got this linked where I keep my links on my talk page. It's fun fun fun, partying partying yeah. Aleister 3:58 5-4-'11
  3. Keep You can kiss my ass in a lent thong. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:25, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. All due respect, but you have got to be absolutely fucking retarded. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:33, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ban Lyrithya --Roman Dog Bird 05:54, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Absolutely Keep. This is an absolutely retarded nomination. What where you thinking?? - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 09:26, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep Let's just delete really bad articles and leave it at that. These kind of 'look at me! look at me!' nominations are getting fucking boring. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:17, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Voat http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk)
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  1. This seems dead. PotR proposed sorting out what are games and what are DoF last year and got no response, but we've since killed the DoF sorts of things in the Game namespace, anyhow. Perhaps we may as well kill the entire DoF, as well. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:42, 5 April 2011
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  1. And by "dead", do you mean you've huffed things that are listed on here? Why??? If so, bring them back, easy as that, someone bring them back and restore them. Jeez'z Christ on a polo stick, where is Mordillo and those guys when we need them to stop the huffing? By the way, where has Mordillo been since that meeting at the London pub? He's been very quiet since then. Hmmmmmmm.Aleister 5:07 5-4-'11
    I haven't huffed anything on there! What are you insinuating?! ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:11, 5 April 2011
    From your nom language it sounded like you did. And I'm insinuating that you are a huffer. There, I've said it. Weren't 10,000 pics enough, must we still sacrifice big chunks of the site to saith your appetite? Monster! /blows whistle for Scotland Yard bobbies to come running Over here officers! Aleister 4:16 5-4-'11
    How... er... so? *considers just running for it instead of waiting for a response* ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:32, 5 April 2011
    This is a fun nom, and it lets more people become aware of the article/linkfest that is Departure of Fun. I only meant one of the things I said (can you guess which one?) Partying. Aleister 17:02 5-4-'11

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  • Speedily deleted. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:01, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I thought Frosty did a good job with it, but what the singing muffins put up, they delete. --User:Lollipop/sig 17:23, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh you guys. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:04, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For making us lose the game... and because it will probably make a nice future in-joke. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:20, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 19:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. While this certainly isn't feature-worthy, it's evident that Frosty put in some time and effort, so striking this article from existence probably isn't the best or nicest thing to do. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:57, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.; Why?:Not?. --Sai.png Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 20:08, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? User:Frosty/sig 07:16, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now L is trying to huff Departure of Fun! So this page should be on mainspace for all the world to see and gather around for entertainment, although much of it can be rewritten and improved. Aleister 4:04 5-4-'11

#Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't know that anyone needs a reason, but it's nice to know there are a hundred. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:56, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

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  1. VFD --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:19, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. VFD Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:21, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. VFD--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:40, Apr 3 18:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. DFS mAttlobster. (hello) 19:05, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Sucks I watched this grow from a little baby article with high hopes, but it's pointless rambling. While vanity is all over the place, it has to be funny enough to stand on its own - and this doesn't. It takes a lot of skill to pull of a 100 list and I'm afraid it's not there. Move back to userspace where it belongs, just like a lot of the other "I hate x admin" vanity is.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 06:12 Apr 04, 2011
  6. nonsense --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Dr. Skullthumper. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. On second thought, this really is userspace material. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Not bad But needs to go back in Userspace. No harsh Feelings. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 09:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Per SlyFox, it would make a good future injoke and, per Guildy, Frosty has put in some time and effort, so deleting it entirely doesn't seem fair. However, is there a benefit to having this on the mainspace? A non-user will get nothing out of this - it's basically an inside joke that only users will get. Keep the article, but userspace it so only registered members can get it, like has been done before. User:TheHumbucker/sig 21:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Concur that it's too insiderish to be a mainspace "encyclopedia article," only userspacing something has no effect on I.P.Anon's ability to view it (if he knows what to type). Spıke ¬ 17:59 5-Apr-11
    I did categorise it as an injoke, however perhaps it is to bigger an inside joke for the mainspace, I'll wait to see howv this entry pans out, and leave it for you people to decide where it belongs. - User:Frosty/sig 06:57, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Counting those calling to move it back to namespace (my original intention), the vote is currently at +3, meaning "slight consensus." Still, via HyperboSocky's slightly invisible "5 keeps" rule, I'd say this passes the mainspace in-joke test. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:58, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png DarkSector

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Copy-edited; now borderline keepable. Spıke ¬ 13:07 3-Apr-11
  2. Keep I'll walk the borderline. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:23, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So much random, and in that dry, serious, encyclopaedic tone... just makes it rather wonderful, really. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:27, 5 April 2011
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  1. Game-cruft. User:Coronium/sig 11:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The least consensus the world has ever seen. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Euchre

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  1. I rather like this one. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:45, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Shame there are no illustrations but I don't think it's that bad enough to burn. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:18, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep This has some funny lines in it. Cuts those damn Europeans down to size too. I'm one of them, and I cant tell you, my size has been cut down. It's a little flaccid stump. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Not bad enough... for now. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:25, 5 April 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Droll, photo-less, random, listy, and droll. Done 9 days ago by two guys (the one guy credits the other, and takes a rhetorical bow, at the end of the article) and was minding its own business until author added See also links to unrelated pages to boost his readership. Spıke ¬ 02:26 3-Apr-11
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Leo Fender

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  1. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Uh......... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No photos, ultra-long sentences, rambling in place of a theme, and on and on. Spıke ¬ 02:02 3-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 02:04, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Random and meme-filled... wheee. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:11, 4 April 2011
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VFD-padlock.png Dale Earnhardt

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  1. Naw, I'd say what this needs is cleaning up, not deletion. Not that I can be bothered. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:56, 2 April 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Coronium, do whatever you want, but...dude...the man's a legend...he's dead. --User:Lollipop/sig 22:59, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Earnhardt deserves a page. The only theme here is car-racing fans are hicks, but I wouldn't do much better at a rewrite. Would instantly double in quality if all the Fun Facts sections were cut out. Spıke ¬ 23:27 2-Apr-11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very low humour concentration. User:Coronium/sig 18:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. It disrespects the old #3, but I can't imagine a rewrite would be much better. In any case, I took SPIKE's idea and delistified it. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:24, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Carney --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:45, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Daughters of the American Red States

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  1. Huh? This is the start of a very good article and satirical look at the 2000 election in the United States, an election stolen from the Democrats and handed to a moronic warmonger. The satire is already good, and can be improved. I won't do it as I refuse to have anything to do with Bush or his handlers. Aleister 19:53 3-4-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it is not random bitterness, I believe the VFD is more partisan this this article. The Red States was a real term and the phenom within its historical context was significant. The implicit joke of this article is to suggest the "red state" voters are also within the realm of racism. If users are offended by being grouped into racism and bigotry by geography, then perhaps they should work to insure their geography protects diversity. To dismiss this as "random bitterness" is to ignore the source material which is Daughters of the confederacy, which despite its real denials, is inherently racist. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 19:22, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I’m afraid of the dark,‘specially when I’m in a park. And there’s no-one else around, Ooh, I get the shivers. I don’t want to see a ghost, It’s a sight that I fear most. I’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evenings news. Life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo,doot oot dooo. Life, oh life,oh life doo, doot dooo. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:48, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:52, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 4 April 2011
  6. Okay. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:29, 5 April 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More random bitterness about American politics. Closely related to the already deleted MegaTexas and the currently VFD'd Red States, so it's kind of pointless to keep this. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Related, but cryptic to boot. I don't get the connection between this article and racism, but as the author says it's "the implicit joke of this article," I repeat my comment on Red States: if you want to name-call a region or a party, rather than write funny stuff, head for one of the many political blogs, where they do it so often it's trite unless we add funny new twists, which you didn't. Spıke ¬ 21:17 3-Apr-11
    I do not deny the article is rough, and my proposal stands to re-work the article into something more relevant to today. Underlying themes from this article is - votes are not private (ie a transcript of your voting record if you reside in florida). Sarah Palin could be part of this. I think the issue of stale is more pressing. I do not like to spell out obvious jokes. That is a huge problem for people that want knock knock jokes of spins on current events. I know a lot of my humor is lost on a lot of people. But the ones that find it, find it exponentially more hilarious because the do get it. This one is weak, but it can be improved. Obviously I am more invested in this than any of the anti-voters. Not out of pride for babies, but because I completely disagree that this is a bitter rant against a group of states about the Bush Election. Sure in 2005 it was. Perhaps in 2011, it needs an update. But that was not proposed or suggested. Eradication was. This fits the category of VFD for deletion, but, given my renewed interest in the project it now becomes a wikiwar over procedures, instead of trying to improve the site. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 21:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 21:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Kevin, if you want to completely rewrite this, it does not have to be deleted today. When someone nominates an article for deletion, deciding whether it should be deleted or tagged for a rewrite, the context of the article is weighted against the likelihood of actually it being worked on (at least that's how I do it). Most people don't want to rewrite their articles; in fact, they've usually headed for the hills by the time their works end up on VFD. So we put rewrite tags on items we believe need some entry on the site, even if said entry is not very good. When I nominated this, I did not see it as having any relevance here; then again, I did not see any of the implicit jokes you mentioned. That said, if you want to rewrite it, I will rescind my delete vote. We could have something very good here if the implicit jokes were made a little more accessible. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 07:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:32, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Far far away

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  1. What...? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:31, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It took so many Anons so long to write a stub about butt secks with sheep? Spıke ¬ 01:34 4-Apr-11
    The butt secks is gone now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 4 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Would have been better if they had stuck with one concept. The Shrek one had some potential, but was still weak. Though we could stub it, since Socky did some work on it. --User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:13, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 14:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Go, go away. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:37, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete The only good thing about this article is that it's not directly responsible for someone's death. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Red States

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this is political satire not a rant. Yes I wrote it, and at the time there was a lot of talk about red states vs blue states, but it is still a very real phenom. The Tea Party and Foxnews ites continue to identify as a group, which this page mocks. To dismiss it suggests a political agenda by the dismissers. Or something less than good faith for other editors to imply I am bitter, comes close to name calling and personal disparaging remarks. This article can be improved. This was an early creation of mine, so I am probably a bit biased, but with the popularity of Colbert Report and Daily show as comedy, this article can be worked into a satire piece. Unfunny, is so objective, it is funny in and of itself. Because a joke is not understood, by an individual does not make it unfunny. This wiki is running close to taking itself too seriously in that an arbiter of humor has been self declared. Unnews is ruined --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 19:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Kevin. Please work on the pages listed here with some of the naysayers and others you can round up, and please come back and write some more here. Some UnNews' too. It sounds like you care enough to do some good here. Aleister 19:55 3-4-'11
  3. RANTING RANTING RANTING RANTING BIAS BIAS BIAS ADVOCACY BIAS RANTING BIAS RANTING PARTISAN ADVOCACY ADVOCACY RANTING BIAS RANTING BIAS. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Some are simply more qualified to make decisions about this kind of thing. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because the guy said he'd improve it or somesuch. Though I wholeheartedly agree with Jack Phoenix. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 4 April 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Socky. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 07:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep He's working on it. Praise all of the Gods. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:50, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep on principle. If it still winds up horrible, someone who cares can bring it back here. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:48, 5 April 2011
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. A close relative of the recently-huffed MegaTexas. It relies entirely on political memes and is simply unfunny. In fact, it reads more like one of those examples on HTBFANJS that reveal the bitterness of the author more than any humor that may have been intended. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:54, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For exactly the same reasons we deleted MegaTexas. User:Coronium/sig 10:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you want ranting caricatures of states based on the presidential candidates they voted for, you can go to partisan blog sites, they're dead serious, and this page isn't funny either. Spıke ¬ 12:44 3-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was going to vote keep, but then the page loaded and I saw the map and that other large picture. --Sai.png Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia ads) 20:10, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

#Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 21:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
#Delete Ummmm, yeah...I suppose there has to be a line. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This is linked to and by the same writer of Daughters_of_the_American_Red_States. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 16:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • The author of this article, that Kevillips guy or however you spell is, it doing a major reworking of this. I suggest everyone who voted "delete" switches over ASAP before they look like scrubs when I eventually keep this. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    You might've switched two words around in your above post. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 4 April 2011
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. As I started my rewrite, I realized what utter crap it was. The end result of the CFD was for me to take a look at what it was, that I left steaming 6 years ago, and what others have left on top of it. I am afraid, my defense of said crap was based on an imaginary version I had yet to produce. I hope my progress is within the scope of what people look for in an article. I hope it to be a Colbertian version of Mayberry when I am done with it. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 03:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    As I did on that other article's entry, I will rescind my delete vote if you have an interest in rewriting it. When I nominated this, I intended to criticize the article. No personal attacks were intended, though I do apologize if they appeared that way. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 07:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 04:25, 5 April 2011

Bacon Bits

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  1. Entirely meme based humour. Mentions Michael Jackson and Jesus as two possible inventors in the first paragraph. User:Coronium/sig 18:59, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the first paragraph suggested to me this fucking fails - User:Frosty/sig 22:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not terribly worth reading, unfortunately. Not really going anywhere, either. Needs a proper notion. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 23:00, 2 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Half of it uses many words to say nothing; the other half uses many words to tell you he doesn't know. Spıke ¬ 23:24 2-Apr-11
  5. Symbol wtf vote.svg Ew. What does Michael Jackson have to do with Bacon? Google searching yields only some sort of memey connection between Jackson and Kevin Bacon (??????). -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 04:33, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
    No, bacon as in penis, and Jackson was regarded as a pedophile. Congratulations for finding the only "joke" on the page. Spıke ¬ 12:46 3-Apr-11
    Oh, I see. In that case, my vote of "ew" was appropriate, indeed. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 19:25, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Final Fantasy Versus XIII

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is mostly fancruft, and the humour mostly vacant exaggeration. User:Coronium/sig 18:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Too listy. --User:Magic man/sig 22:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Grrk. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:58, 2 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only attempt to write prose rather than list items--at the start of Section 1--is horrid. Spıke ¬ 23:25 2-Apr-11
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png This looks familiar.  Ridiculously long development, nonsensical numbers, emo, the same old jokes that we see in every FF article that is burninated. I still say we should redirect them all to something else and save the storage space. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:13, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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The Offspring

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  1. .................*spreads cheeks* --Roman Dog Bird 23:52, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is this humor (albeit band-cruft) or a diary? No matter, halfway in, it becomes a vehicle to get us to watch the band's videos. Spıke ¬ 00:15 3-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 02:05, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Nuke. Torturous rambling. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Propane  and bad articles make good things... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 19:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Kerkill Seriously, this sucks. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 4 April 2011
  8. Needs humour. User:Cat the Colourful/sig 05:04, April 4, 2011
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VFD-padlock.png Doctor of the Church

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Fixed. Based on an actual category of Catholicism; an adequate spork-and-pervert of the same article on Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 01:37 4-Apr-11
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  1. Folks with superpowers... that's just not funny. I mean, if someone wants to adopt this and turn it into something, I'd be all for that, but it hasn't even been touched in over two years. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 01:28, 4 April 2011
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  • Nevermind, that works. Yay, abuse of the Spike with VFD! Or is this abuse of VFD with a Spike? Oh, the quadaries. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 02:24, 4 April 2011

VFD-padlock.png Beard

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Meh, needs work, but this is still better than the rewrite... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:40, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
    I'll stick some Chuck Norris in, don't you worry Gamster. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Rewrite's on the way, so this is pretty pointless isn't it? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:20, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Matt lobster is taking his time with the rewrite. In the meantime, let's kill it. --Scofield 15:38, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It needs a lot of help to become worth saving. I think we should just delete it until Matt finishes his version. User:TheSlyFox/sig 06:05, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. If this is kept, that means more work for the poopsmith. If it is deleted, it means more work for the admin. Whom do you think I'll side with? Er... I mean, it's kind of... not good. Still is. Like it was before. Yeah. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:31, 1 April 2011
  4. It's not funny. User:Coronium/sig 19:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Apologies. My recent conversion to Islam has meant I have been growing a beard rather than writing about one. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:45, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • See? The rewrite's actually NOT on the way anytime soon. Until then, we'll have the pile of crap wasting our server space. Let's get rid of it, and Matt lobster can mainspace his rewrite whenever he's ready. --Scofield 16:26, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png International I Hate My Job Day

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  1. Keepable for sure. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:55, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Eh, not bad enough. Has a notion and sticks to it and might turn into something if someone stumbles across it... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:28, 1 April 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs some additions to make the article longer and more complete, but has major potential. Maybe someone from the UK could add a section on the UK in the article. Simsilikesims 06:29, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. hahaha --User:Mimo&maxus/sig6 12:24, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep What is this doing here? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 18:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    It's being voted on. That's what things do. Here. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:31, 2 April 2011
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  1. It's International I Hate My Job Day today. Unfortunately, the article isn't funny. --User:Coronium/sig 16:35, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:32, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
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  • A stub followed by section-by-section commentary on how various stereotypes will read said stub. I don't like the approach at all--sort of highlights the author and not the humor--but don't think it rises to the level of deletion. Spıke ¬ 16:42 31-Mar-11

  • International Kept This Article Announcement. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Codzilla

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep per Spike's edits. Keeping that picture and moving the concept away from a wacky war might make it worth saving. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just about 0 edits since its creation in 2007. Its not funny, formatting is poor also. User:Frosty/sig 03:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kerkill The poor formatting is because of that one new guy putting that quote box and that picture on there while attempting to make the article better. Unfortunately, it doesn't. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    I have cleaned that up, and will now abstain. Spıke ¬ 12:10 2-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif NO REDEEMING VALUE  User:Coronium/sig 19:00, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Carp are prettier. I don't care what you say, though, I'm sticking by my story, sticking to it. That should be enough, right? I'm not an article. I need not do more. Shouldn't articles do more? And that, of course. That too. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:33, 2 April 2011
  7. User:Wilytank/Ugh --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:49, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Leckie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Logorrhaeic rambling on whatever brain fart crosses the author's mind that particular microsecond. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Depending on the ruffledness of his jockstrap. I assume it's vanity. Any better explanation would require the development of a comedy theme. Spıke ¬ 02:37 2-Apr-11
  3. Kerkill This is just bad. I'm fine with vanity when it doesn't suck. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:51, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Dex. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 03:53, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:Wilytank/Huh I thought Robert Leckie was a World War II marine in the show called The Pacific. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 13:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. It's so squishy, man. Squishy little thinky tury wandle waldle saddles upon the dreck... guuh. Tastes like suck, man. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:30, 2 April 2011
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  • Froggy cleaned this up on 27-Jan, signed i should probably delete this because it's blatant vanity but whatever. we've got passable vanity elsewhere--but two wrongs don't make a right. Spıke ¬ 02:39 2-Apr-11

Turnip Worship

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So apparently... turnips I guess... turnips and hard rock bands. Building a bridge between the two is beyond the author's comic writing ability. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Thow Turnips at people until their heads go Kablooey! This is why every user has a Sandbox. Spıke ¬ 02:41 2-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random. Random. And more ranfafosdfiejfijfiasfdskfja User:Coronium/sig 19:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's just not funny. I mean, it's not even... well... it... words. Cheese... mmppht. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:29, 2 April 2011
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It's a mixture of a wacky church, rock music, and a little bit of wacky war; not a good combination. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 03:04, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Snake Sanders

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless ramble of a biography for a made up character. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:42, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png AHH, SNAKES!! BURNINATE!!!!  -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:30, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Themeless ramble. Author wrote no other article and left us almost three years ago. Spıke ¬ 13:19 31-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rhurbarbum. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 15:15, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:24, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Who what eh huh? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:27, 2 April 2011
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Yaphet Kotto

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Almost untouched since 2005, this profile of a B-list character actor is padded out with inane fluff and has no funny content.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:30, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. And the beat goes on. Aleister 10:31 31-3-'11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Themeless ramble. Spıke ¬ 13:20 31-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:24, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Who what huh eh? ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 19:25, 2 April 2011
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VFD-padlock.png Pimp Drummers

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg A Keeper Lots of reasons. It received outside media press (see the template on the bottom of the page), it has Buddy Rich, it has drummers, it has pimps. Whatever it lacks, it has those things, and the lacking could be fixed. Outside press and Buddy Rich! Aleister 9:29 29-3-'11
    So Scene, in reviewing an album, interviews an artist who uses the expression and points to this article. That is hardly "media press" and it could be self-promotion. Spıke ¬ 13:16 29-Mar-11
  2. Doesn't seem bad enough. I guess. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:59, 29 March 2011
  3. Keep Hilarious. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:31, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Looks like media press to me. In any case, we don't want that site's link to go dead, since it might bring some people here. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:16, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Really? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:36, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obnoxious, unfunny masturbation about a made up occupation. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:20, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. Author never explains the concept, and his grating first-person, question-and-answer format delivers no benefit except to put himself on-stage for a session of name-dropping. Spıke ¬ 13:16 29-Mar-11
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  1. Buddy Rich! Aleister 23:08 30-3-'11
  2. This article dishonors Buddy Rich. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:06, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
    Any page that mentions or has a photo of Buddy Rich cannot dishonor, as he rises above that by mere presence alone. But this nom shows the strength of VFD, for by nomming the page you brought about me bringing over another pic of Buddy and adding it to the article "Drummer", as well as getting that article categorized in the inobvious category "Drummers". Aleister 9:45 31-3-'11

VFD-padlock.png Golspie

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. See my Comment below--I'll support this because of the "part funny," and no, don't ask me which part that is. Nominator, on my talk page, expresses doubts on his nomination after seeing the version recovered from the history, and no one else seems to care. Not enough to huff. Spıke ¬ 12:31 30-Mar-11
    Worked on. Most of the randomness is now out; some triteness remains. Spıke ¬ 15:08 30-Mar-11
  2. Keep This is not so badddd now. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Lemons. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 22:36, 30 March 2011
  4. Scared face.jpg Grapefruits. And like any grapefruit, it just needs a little artificial sweetener. It needs work, but I don't see it as being huff-worthy. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 05:22, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. It's been reduced to a stub by the original creator. DJ Mixerr 02:15, March 29, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXER.GIF (talk)
    I'm not sure which part is which... ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:57, 29 March 2011
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VFD-padlock.png The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Cleaned up. I think it's plenty funny. Spıke ¬ 01:48 29-Mar-11
  2. Not horrible, I guess... I dunno. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:56, 29 March 2011
  3. Keep Shouldn't have been nominated. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:36, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. I hope this meets a "grim" fate. It's not really funny; I still don't see how this has been here so long... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:52, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png There's a black hole in my coffee

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  • Symbol wtf vote.svg ??? I could be mistaken, but I believe an initial vote or comment by the nominator is required before a vote can begin... In any case, dating (or post-dating) the nom isn't really necessary. Using just ~~~~ after time= will work. -- User:TheSlyFox/sig 08:00, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • It's also on ICU and will be autodeleted if nobody takes care of it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:37, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Invalid nom; too new, along with the improperly formatted, etc etc. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 09:56, 31 March 2011

Reggie Bush

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  1. Random biography of some footballer. User:Coronium/sig 16:30, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif HATE!!!  Do I need to give a report on why this is bad? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 23:19, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only approaches to humor are violence, rape and sexual references, and both of the predictable plays on his surname. He does not "run faster than the speed of light." Read HTBFANJS. Spıke ¬ 23:54 29-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am Reggie Bush in real life, and even I think this article sucks. Aleister 3:09 30-3-'11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's nothing here that's truly funny, but there is a lot of crap. --Scofield 15:28, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
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Xq91/2

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  1. Keep Why are you nominating this? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:39, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per matt --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:45, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It probably means something, and if not, it could mean anything and is a mirror to the soul. Aleister 3:07 30-3-'11
  4. Awesome The reason for this nomination and the delete votes can be mathematically explained, but then somebody would nominate it for deletion, too. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:03, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. As Oscar Wilde is quoted: "What?" A bunch of mathematical crap and general random, this didn't really get any better since Zombiebaron ICUed it way back when. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 14:02, 29 March 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "This makes no sense to the rest of us." Exactly: Gibberish. There is almost no excuse for using <math> in an article. Spıke ¬ 15:23 29-Mar-11
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  This doesn't really serve a purpose... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 23:22, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Scribble. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:25, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just don't add up. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:09, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. All you people saying "I don't know what it means, but it probably means something, so let's keep it." aren't using their brains. Can you show me what it does mean, or are we going to keep all nonsense articles based on hopes now? --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 13:32, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck Xq91/2. --Scofield 15:32, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing worth keeping. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 21:03, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:09, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • You guys really don't have any mathematical background, do you? The closest thing it has to a joke is saying that the expression is filler in the beginning, but none of what follows even so much as glances upon that. Instead, it just devolves into a pile of namedropping and randomness mixed in with what look like expressions. Starts out with Oscar Wilde, moves onto a poor your mum joke, then wanders into a nonsense biography including interviews with the expression and talking about it as an accepted member of the community, and how it regards said community. It even has parents - bastard Christian parents, that somehow gave birth to it in Australia. If this did not have <maths> tags in it, it would look like just another stupid stub, which, incidentally, is exactly what it is.
You asked why I nominated it. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 10:16, 30 March 2011
Hear hear! And on the keep side, we have incredulity, witty baloney, and disparagement of the community. No one has stated anything good about the article. Spıke ¬ 12:29 30-Mar-11
Keep on trolling Spike. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:41, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Matt, I am not trolling, that is, writing to inflame; I am calling for you to state a real reason, or to flip your vote. Spıke ¬ 18:12 30-Mar-11
This article clearly doesn't meet the standards of deletion as laid out in the deletion thingy thing. Have I voted delete incorrectly in the past? Yes - but I've found Jesus or Mohammed or one of the others and they all say this is clearly a keep. 'disparagement of the community' is lyricly strong, but a bit inflameyous. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:31, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Antifa

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stinky, mouldering relic from 2006. I'm not even sure what it's about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:13, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Unless someone has a good reason to keep it. Aleister 9:23 29-3-'11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How shall we make fun of a skin cream? With a conspiracy, ninjas, Nazis, and orgies. The article is stubby, and you know how it would look if it were expanded to full-size. Spıke ¬ 13:09 29-Mar-11
  4. Neh. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:58, 29 March 2011
  5. Smite lightning.jpg Huh? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 23:15, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.It has outstayed what little welcome it once enjoyed. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:28, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
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The war of Maaadness

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  1. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Nobody's going to write that. I can understand the "Illuminati documents" things as they where supposed to be secret, But this is just shit. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 15:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg A load of shit, and isn't even spetl porprley. That applies to the entire article. We didn't need another in the Wacky War genre, even with the saving grace that no one will ever type the page name. Spıke ¬ 16:09 28-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concept too random for words. I like the fact the author's advertising his birthday... User:Coronium/sig 19:14, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete The was of Maaadness was nothing like this article portrays. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  -bashes head on keyboard, looses tooth, finds tooth- Okay, this article is abominable. This isn't a "War of Maaadness", it is the cause of "Maaadness". These jokes are getting old, and this article must be put to death. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:10, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif THIS IS MADNESS!!!  But thank god, mentions nothing about Sparta. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 22:46, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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ManoWar Discography

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  1. S-H-I-T! Just stupid page. User:Cat the Colourful/sig 12:57, March 28, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Inferior in every way, including spelling, to the existing article, Manowar, on the heavy-metal group--though even that article overuses allegations of homosexuality. The Wikipedia page immediately tells the reader Manowar set a Guinness record in 1984 for loudest performance, and has broken its own record twice since. Can't someone do something with that? Spıke ¬ 13:12 28-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank(Yell at me!) (My Permanent Record) 14:47, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Booo!--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:30, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish and Boring. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 17:02, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2c/JackOfSpadessig.jpg (talk) 19:23, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. This article is total crap. Nothing else needs to be said... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh for gods sake -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:53, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
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