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Taht
“Taht is not Tihs because it is tehr and not ehre.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Taht
Talent
“Sure let's call it that.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Talent
Tastelessness
“I expected these articles to taste like chicken, but they don't really taste like anything.”
~ Oscar Wilde on :Category:Tasteless
Tang
“...Mr President? I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it'd be you...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tang
Taxes
“Let me tell you about the last time I was in Texas. What, you want to know about taxes? Fuck that shit!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Taxes
Teeth
“All the better to eat you with, my dear...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Teeth
The Force
“What do you mean THE Force? Every educated man knows that there are two forces: one for the Jedi and one for sandwiches.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Force
The Killers
“The band's performance at Glastonbury in 2005 made me wet my pants.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Killers
There
“Yeah, I've been all up in there.”
~ Oscar Wilde on There
Thor
“You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Thor
Time, digital
“Counter-clockwise means nothing to a digital watch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time
Time, illusion
“Time is an illusion. That makes lunchtime twice as long.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time
Time, quote
“You think I have time to give a bloody quote on time?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Time
Tip O'Neill
“He was a Speaker, but no one listens to fat people or liberals.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tip O'Neill
TiVo
“Just TiVo it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on TiVo
Toasts
“What better to toast a toasted one with, than toast?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Toasts
Tomato
“I suppose tomatos are- technically speaking, of course- a fruit.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tomato
Treacle
“Treacle, eh? I know that's why I became a dressmaker!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Treacle
Tuesdays
“Tuesdays are glorified Mondays no matter how holy they are.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tuesdays
Twilight
“At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to bone people's daughters without them knowing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sex
