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Suggestions for Templates[edit]


Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

UnamericanUser... but might as well be...

Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...so patriotically vandalise my user page!
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Transfer to UN:USB[edit]

Perhaps most of these should simply be transferred to UN:USB.

British Houmour[edit]

br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

Etc. Maybe with various British Humour references. --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 06:17, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)


Spock7.jpg This user is Vulcan ... and is logically proud of it.
(List of Vulcan Uncyclopedians)

Courtesy: User:Ogopogo


Vogon poetic justice.jpgRespect this user! They know Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

Courtesy: User:Ogopogo


Alien This user is an alien.


Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

from Wikipedia:Template:User meat (technically correct)

This is fantastic, sporked or no! --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 05:55, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Hear hear! --H2g2bob 10:48, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Binary Code[edit]

0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code


H20 This user is mostly or entirely made of water

technically more correct

More correct than what? -- Pocketfree equality 00:57, 28 November 2006 (UTC)


0 This user is mostly or entirely made of oxygen

technically even more correct

What is the etymology of 0, rather than O, being the chemical symbol for oxygen? -- Pocketfree equality 23:39, 27 November 2006 (UTC)


H This user is mostly or entirely made of hydrogen

...if you're only counting the total number of atoms. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:00, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)


C This user is physically dependent on carbon.

It may be possible to add more drug-specific terminology. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 11:00, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

20+ edits[edit]

20+ This user has more than 20 edits!

Inspired by Edit Counting Templates at Wikipedia. (This was a quick modification of the Meat template, as it's getting late in the night. It could be gussied up a bit.)

Heh, see: Wikipedia:Template:Tonofedits -Spl

Using the code from the WP Tonofedits template:


Discordian Pope[edit]

Apple of Discord.png Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat them right.

(would need resizing and tweaking for Babel, as the code provided is 'userbox')

from Wikipedia:Template:User pope

  • Lovely. I would use it. Can you make ones for prophets, saints, and general Discordian paratheo-anametamystichood paraphernalia? --Verithrax 10:54, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Spaghetti Monsterism[edit]

It's a Wikipedia template at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:User_fsm

For. I say we just spork it. -- neoEva88 MUN [email protected] PS CM NS (talk.to-do)


van-0 This user does not tolerate Vandalic.

Obviously, we just want level 0.

Courtesy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:User_van-0

- ogo

Uncyclopedia Religions[edit]

I don't know if there are any "official" Uncyclopedia religions but here is my take... Could also include FSMism as above. --theRealSheep 15:35, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • I like these (nice design, too). We need one for FSM as well. Also, as the atheist doesn't care it should probably be Apatheism. Doug 14:42, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • We're missing Paganism/Wicca. HouseMDfan


TheJeeMan.jpg This user is a Creationist.
...who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.


Evolutionism-recursion.jpg This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This looks like one i would use. HouseMDfan

Inteligent design[edit]

Crazyfrog.jpg This user was taught Intelligent design.
...and believes that all decent articles are too complex to have evolved.

I couldn't find any better picture.. Some-one else can find one for me, please? </groveling>


BigBrother.jpg This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.

Could have a different picture too...

Eh? That's agnosticism...- 05:32 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.

First draft, modify as you see fit.


Questionmark.jpg This User is an Agnostic.
...who believes the real creator of decent articles is unknowable and undefinable.
  • I made some of my own too.


Starofdavid.png This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Mormon :)[edit]

Moroni.PNG This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.


Virgindeguadalupe.jpg This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.


Goldenbuddha.jpg This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana


Amishman.jpg This user is Amish, and probably shouldn't be using Uncyclopedia.


Muslimbox.jpg This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.


Abuffet.jpg This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.


Biblethumper.jpg This user is Baptist.
This user does not dance.
This user does not drink.
This user does not believe in fun.

~ KappaDelta 01:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)



--Xiao Li 04:00, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Meow meow meow!!![edit]

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

--Xiao Li 04:01, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)


type-0 sakdgjhf sa;g (*&%&$^$sdfio7 5OUDC% S zkufh9P&I% DCZ(&ehbf (*^IGDA O #@!

type-1 This user knows how to type.


tihs userd camn tuyope obver 60 words a mineut

Doug 21:09, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Babel Templates by Ian[edit]

What you type What it does Other crap

Used on
Eyebeams 248 180.jpg This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

Bat Fuck Insane User
{{IanTemplate:Inner Party}}

Used on
Anieye-45-38.gif This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

1984 joke
{{IanTemplate:Fucking Random}}

Used on
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Inspired by my fucking random girlfriend

Used on
NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!

Why the hell not?! :P

I guess I can put my vote For the BFI template, just because the joke is an Uncyclopedia classic. The other two, weren't so amusing, and I don't think anybody will be especially eager to use them. Though do like how the Fucking Random one looks, but I'm Against it because needs a better joke to get my vote. Against on the 1984 one too, on the same grounds. (Nice looking template that needs a better joke.) -- neoEva88 MUN [email protected] PS CM NS (talk.to-do)


sin-0 This user does not sin and is definitely not going to Hell.

sin-1 This user only sins on the weekend and will most likely be forgiven by God.

sin-2 This user frequently sins and quite possibly might go to Hell.

sin-3 This user is a heavy sinner and has a good chance of going to Hell.

sin-4 This user sins constantly and will definitely be sent to Hell without hesitation.

sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

I just hatched the idea out of nowhere and thought to make it a Userbox Template. I originally wanted it to be in the same colors as the Babel templates, but I'm new at this so I only got one color. That can be changed, though, I just want opinions on the idea and the content itself. Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:05, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Um, you forgot one:

sin-666 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where Satan himself will be raped and eaten by them.


Swissflag ani.gif This user is Swiss
...say cheeeeese!
(Your money is in good hands)


ar-G This user does not speak Arabic and furthermore believes Arabic to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Arabic.

-- 20:03, March 13, 2012 (UTC)

Suggestions for new Language Levels[edit]

New languages are easy to create, levels are not. Suggest/comment here. When a decision is made on which new levels to add, they can all be added at in a batch, rather than one at a time (much easier).

Level K[edit]

  • User only knows curse words in this language. In the native country, he'll be diagnosed with Tourette's. Be aware. Acid Ammo 23:02, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
We already have level P for profanity. --Carlb 23:04, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Level I[edit]

  • I User refuses to admit that this language exists and anyone with the misguide beleif that it exists (or worse speak it) are quite simply WRONG! -Elvis
I think 'G' covers this pretty much. -Spl
G acknowledges the existance of such langauges, I contends that they don't exist.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 10:46, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Would you swear on your own grave never to use {{lang|us|I}} ? ^_^ -Spl
Send me the airfare and I'm there :-)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 13:25, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For I need it on my user page. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:32, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually, I don't need it on my userpage, but For anyway. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 05:52, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Level B[edit]

  • B User can only speak this language by copy/pasting from Babelfish. -Splaka
/me likes it. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 05:48, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Concorde. --theRealSheep 14:44, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For And the box should be done in Engrish --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 21:19, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
This box would be so funny! Please do it!! Cardcaptor Stacey 19:18, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
This would be great. Just translate into, say, Japanese and back, to make it seem less intelligible. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH
Agreed. Someone make it. Not me, though. Someone else. That knows what they're doing. Not me. Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:34, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Level ¼[edit]

Level D[edit]

D This user dreams in _______ --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:32, 25 March 2006 (UTC) I came up with this after having a dream in MSPaint....--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:32, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Level 6D[edit]

This user knows someone whose coworker's sister's husband's pen pal has a friend who knows this language. -Ximm the Odd, Defender of The Space Five Inches In Front of His Eyes 26 April 2006

Level T[edit]

This User thinks they can speak this language because they can say "Hello" and "Thank you". Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:34, 27 June 2006 (UTC) I know it's a bit like Level ¼, but there's a difference. I don't care if anyone changes the phrases, though, long as it's funny.

Level $[edit]

This User speaks this language because they are getting good money from it and/or without it would fall into immediate bankruptcy. Proposed by User:Uncyclopediclo 24-04-08

Level S[edit]

This user doesn't understand this language at all, but can copy / paste phrases to pretend that they do.
Quite relevant as this is pretty much how I learned what I know of mediawiki and html ;P
--Jonjammin 01:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)


Bytch and Moahn[edit]

I object to there being an English and British English, there should be English and Incorrect English!!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 12:10, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Add an American English for balance, you just need to edit this project page and create one template (see Uncyclopedia:Language_Templates). We please to aim. --Splaka 13:51, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Sorry but I speak English, anything else is just pretend English </jingoistic></xenophobic> --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 17:36, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Isn't this why we have the English-American Dictionary? --Strong RadX 21:24, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

No comprehendo French.[edit]

  • E User learned this language in school and never used it since.
  • G User wants to remove this language from existence.

Can someone translate these to French and add them to Category:user fr for me, please? --EvilZak 02:46, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)


I would've thought something that was to parody Wikipedia:Babel would have to be known as Uncyclopedia:Babble. --theRealSheep 14:01, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I've changed the caption for the Wikipedia tower image that I had added in the article page to now read "Tower of Babble". I had been planning to do that a long time ago, so I figured that I may as well do it now. --Ogopogo 14:18, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
I managed to babble on far too much on my own user page... --theRealSheep 17:16, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this idea! Someone do it, I'm too lazy. Redirect Uncyclopedia:Babel to it, though. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:48, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Heh, it might be a bit annoying to change the links though. Probably be better to keep it at the correct name (like we do with provinces, names of presidents, and cheeses) and make the redirect Uncyclopedia:Babble point to it. --Splaka 10:53, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
un This user does not speak fluent Uncyclopedian and requires some clarification.
What is your current definition of a bit annoying? - as the large majority of links to Babel are from templates Template:Langlevels & Template:Babel. --theRealSheep 15:19, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
What is your definition of large majority!? as only 13 of those 31 categories use Template:Langlevels, the rest must be changed manually. --Splaka 21:23, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Hmmm... So I guess it is just my back luck that the seven languages that I randomly selected - only one did not use the template? Besides, more than half of the 50-something links use the two templates mentioned above. Anyway. Surely, it's not that hard to edit two words on the remaining 19 pages manually - I would even consider volunteering myself to do the task. I guess the question is, "Is there enough users support to move U:Babel to U:Babble?" --theRealSheep 14:40, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Or Uncyclopedia:Babble could be made a redirect, and {{title-left|Uncyclopedia:Babble}} could be added to the babel page. Then it looks like it's called Uncyclopedia:Babble but without all the hassle of having to change all of the links. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:41, 13 April 2006 (UTC)


See Userboxes page. I can't be bothered to transfer ALL that here right now, but I'd appreciate someone who could. I've got a whole series, including:

אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
--OneTopJob6 01:46, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Bit of a mess, neh?[edit]

I think that Uncyclopedia:Babel has become a bit of a mess and needs a thorough cleaning up. I think that we should remove all of the absurd joke languages (Pie?), some of the redundancy (how many Englishes do we really need?) and generally purge things a bit. While I'm at it, is it really necessary to have the exact same bulletted list for every single language listing; could we get by listing it once? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 02:53, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the Pie language article could be made into a parody of the PIE language. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:37, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Swedish Translator Requested[edit]

I made a Swedish language template, but I am still a poor speaker of it. Could anyone who speaks Svenska please translate the sentences on Category:user sv? Would be very much appreciated. Tack! Thank you!--DiZ 17:52, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Religious Ones[edit]

I think the religious ones are too offensive. We should make them funny, while still not Fatwah-provoking. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH

They were all right until after the Discordian one. After that they got a bit less funny and a bit more offensive. But I would use the Evolutionist one if it was made. By the way, what's Fatwah? Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:23, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
When you write or do something which makes Muslim(s) cry they come after you with guns and bombs and burn images of you and conduct a general campaign of hate against you... - 05:19 8 April (Wow bringing back something from 2006 June! - I wasn't even born then!)Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Where's the Danish speaking boxes??? kjhf 18:56, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I got bored so made my own.

da-N This user is a native speaker of Danish.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a9/Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 11:27, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Would that be a blueberry danish or a cherry one?

Canadian, eh?[edit]

Maybe category:user ca wasn't such a bright idea, as a language code for Catalan conflicts with it. The abbreviation for the Canadian language should be eh?


Can we add a speakonly modifier to our code-thigies? For instance, I am a native speaker of Russian, but not a native writer.

ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.


ru-4 This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.

only mention "speaking", so I don't think it would be a problem to use one of them. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:00, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

How's this[edit]

D2O This user is heavy and is proud of it.