Uncyclopedia talk:Purge the Old Stuff

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so.... this page seems to contradict itself. is it some type of dogma which if can't be deciphered should be ignored? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.20.7.98 (talk • contribs)

It's possible that there may be something non-factual about it. It's unlikely though, as we are sticklers for accuracy. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
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their posts. Yes but it's also not very nice to write long diatribes at people who don't sign their 
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As for your question...the answer is "yes". ~ButtButterson (speak) Jul 14, '12 11:14am