Uncyclopedia talk:Top 10 Articles of 2008

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Happy top five everybody --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Of course I'm happy, I'm in it! Also "gay" used to mean happpy. Or something. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:03 2 February 2009

...where's the results? I just see (tied) all over the place. —Sir SysRq (talk) 03:57, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Maybe it's just as they get re-featured. Which is tottally cool I didn't know that was happening. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:59 2 February 2009

You guys don't remember last year? We put them here as we featured them, day by day. It creates a nice countdown effect. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:23, Feb 2

I wasn't around this time last year. Though it does make sense. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:25 2 February 2009

NOOB! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Feb 2

Well if you want to be really picky my first edit was on the first of December 2007. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:47 2 February 2009

FORGETFUL! FOORRGEEETTTFFUUUUUULLLLLLLL! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:58, Feb 2

I didn't forget, I just ignore my embarrassing December edits because I only really started to figure this place out when I came back in March 08. Now stop being so beligerant. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:00 2 February 2009

Quiet back there, you two! Don't make me turn this page around! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:31, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

But he started it! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:32 2 February 2009

[edit] not to rain shit on this extravaganza parade, but

Usually it's done like this:

1.(tied)

1.(tied)

3.

4.(tied)

4.(tied)

6.

7.(tied)

7.(tied)

7.(tied)

7.Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? (tied)

Just be glad I'm the one that warned you. Tennis Mickey was gonna come and baseball bat-rape whoever was responsible for this. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 12:21, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

So So, you ruined my fun! I even went and got a new bat. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:27, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

No no, usually it looks like this -

14:28, 2 February 2009, Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) blocked So So (Talk) (expires 14:28, 9 February 2009 (Stop being so bloody petty with the Androgynous whatchacallit) (unblock)

~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

So when do we get to see the real results and not just (tie) (tie) (tie)? —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:27, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Go to the voting page and do the math. Took me an hour yesterday. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:35, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Or you can wait, and get another one each night at the 12GMT. It's like the Young and the Uncyclopedian! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh, so we get a new one every day. It's like an advent calendar. Only with ducks and Asians and T-Rexs and shit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:55, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Heh, I just fixed that, then read this page. Please don't block me Mr. Mordillo, sir! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:38, 03 Feb 2009

To clarify: It's not a demotion, that's that actual place it got. If you ignore the numbers of the top 5, and then look at the number for the article that placed sixth highest overall - you've numbered it 4. The 4 articles that all shared the 7th best score are all numbered 5. Trust me, this is how all lists like this are done :) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:27, 03 Feb 2009

I promise to read it tomorrow, I'm so tired it's all blurry now. Honestly sir! O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:32, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

I've even made a picture of an annotated list and everything! In the end, this is the only page the numbers will be shown on, so it doesn't even really matter, but if we can't number our lists right, then we're no better than the Template:Random nationality! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:46, 03 Feb 2009

Where's the quarterback? Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:30, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

oh hey guys look! Modus made a joke! =D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:32 4 February 2009

I'm ready, coach. Doc says that my...consuction is...amlost...all...butter! Put me in! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 00:43, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

And he's still doing it! Look guys -- quickly before you miss it! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:56 4 February 2009

Oh thanks MO, I totally didn't realise I'd left him out. I added him back, and also anything else I think was missing from before. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:48, 04 Feb 2009

It's lacking pictures of me beside pages that I wrote. Kudos on the pictures of not-me around the pages that I wasn't involved with, though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 05:00, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I didn't even notice the article titles... has uncyclopedia been doing articles long, or is it a new thing? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:04, 04 Feb 2009

We don't do articles. Mostly, we just complain about how much better things used to be. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 21:58, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I still don't understand...

How UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. got forgotten about, it's by far my favourite thing on the site. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:18 2 February 2009

I still don't understand how after a gazlillion years on the site you still forget to sign your posts O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 18:17, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh god that is emmbarrasing. like forgetting to put on make up before going to the mine. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:18 2 February 2009