Uncyclopedia talk:VFH/summary

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The "mark as voted on" doesn't work - it reverts once you leave the page. Sir Roger 06:34, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

What browser are you using? I think it doesn't work well in IE, I'll look into hiding it from that. Definitely works in FF though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:42, 16 Jul 2007

Yes, I have IE Sir Roger 07:04, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I've removed it because it only works in firefox, due to the way other browsers handle visited links and some css. Badly. I might put a link for firefox users to enable it for themselves, or use a small script to do it automatically. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:23, 17 Jul 2007

I speak on behalf of myself, and I'm sure a lot of others, when I say "YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT MY FEATURES BACK!!!!!1one". *ahem* As I was saying - I miss it, and I would be very grateful where it to re-appear.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      01:44, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Ok, follow the instructions here, and it should work again. I'll add a link to there on the summary page too. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:56, 27 Jul 2007

Yay! Thank you! I'd say you're the best, but somebody else might smack me down for not fellating them as being the best, so I won't.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      00:48, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, no need to say it. It's common knowledge, it goes without saying ;) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:56, 28 Jul 2007

/me lowers the gun. Good ekashp. Good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:15, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Is this a sign of affection? /me runs. Oh wait, I CAN'T. Because IRC is invite-only. I'm reduced to trolling talk pages.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      00:39, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Nah, IRC is all good now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:40, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Yay!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      00:44, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Do we still feature articles with like 10/11 votes? Is there a minimum number of votes to get? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:19, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

It almost seems like there should be... if we keep getting too few votes I'm just going to feature Euroipods again. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:00, Apr 11

Do it! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:25, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Contents 1 Shortcut 2 Adam and Eve 3 WTF? 4 I hate that virtually no articles fail to get featured

[edit] Shortcut

Could you guys maybe add Voatse.cx to the list of shortcuts, just for a cheap giggle?   Her Cajekiness • <14:10, 06 Aug 2008>

[edit] Adam and Eve

If they failed, why doesn't it show up under "Recently Failed"?

[edit] WTF?

Why won't my nomination show up? NM--http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 21:46, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I hate that virtually no articles fail to get featured

On Wikipedia, it's the reverse.75.18.174.159 03:19, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Articles fail all the time. Staircase 03:20, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

65% of VFH nominations fail. And that's because generally only good articles are nominated in the first place. Also, for every article we have, wikipedia has 120. But you know what? None of them are funny! I don't know how they get featured at all! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:25, 15 Jun 2009

I know! How can a wiki operate without laughter? Staircase 04:27, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedia runs on fear. I shit you not. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 04:33, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Fear of...? Staircase 04:39, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Fear itself.    Orian57    Talk   04:59 15 June 2009

This is no time for cliches, Onion. I mean Orion. Er, Orian. Staircase 05:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

My farts smell like boiled toast.    Orian57    Talk   05:13 15 June 2009

I ates boiled toast once! Well flippin' brill! I have them in fridge! Staircase 05:15, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

My farts smell like boiled toast.    Orian57    Talk   05:22 15 June 2009

Deja vu! My head is about to explode! Staircase 05:23, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I have your soda if that does happen. I'm really thirsty.    Orian57    Talk   05:25 15 June 2009

You can have my V8. Running low on soda at the moment. Staircase 05:26, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

an 8" vibrator!! COOL!    Orian57    Talk   05:27 15 June 2009

Actually, I keep mine around six. I'm just like that. Staircase 05:28, 15 June 2009 (UTC)