Uncycloversity:Course Catalog

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Department Section Course Title Instructor Credits
BUS 101 Intro to Security Exchanges Charles Ponzi 0
BUS 121 Intro to Business Uncycloversity Staff 0
BUS 123 Economics Ronald Reagan 0
BUS 201 Marketing Uncycloversity Staff 0
BUS 222 Voodoo economics Uncycloversity Staff 0
BUS 256 Quantum Economics George W. Bush 0
BUS 301 Ponzi Economics Bernie Madoff 99
BUS 256 Management Science Dick Cheney 0
Fine Arts
ART 101 Introductory Nude Posing David McCovney 0
ART 201 Intro to Rainy Afternoon Activities Van Gogh 0
Note: Students must sign indemnification waiver covering loss of bodily appendages prior to course
Culinary Science
CUL 107 Culinary Arts Hemingway 0
CUL 212 Basic Recipe Design Swedish Chef and others 0
CUL 255 Cooking for One TBA 0
CUL 404 How to cook a baby Einstien 0

CUL 311 Advanced Professional Catering Sinatra 0
HIST 267 American History (advanced placement) TBA 0
HIST 105 Australian History (for Americans) José Cartmenez 0
HIST 123 The Biography of Sir Uncyclopedia Sir Uncyclopedia 0

Home Economics
HOME 210 Home Appliance Repair Chopra/Cameron 0
HOME 319 Lawn Care and Landscaping Techniques Chopin 0
Note: Students are required to supply their own scythe
HOME 303 Advanced Home Invasion Techniques TBA 0
REL 169 The Orgasm and the Ethereal State Deacon Dickens 0
Cross-listed with: SEX 069 Nerdette and Geekette Studies
REL 450 Islam and Humor: Practical Applications Bin Laden 0
REL 650 How to Repent and Be Saved By God Pope Benedict XVI 0
PREREQUISITES: LANG 215 - Introduction to Hebrew; EDUC 238 - Intro to Killing
Sex and Gender Studies
SEX 101 Educational aspects of porn José Cartmenez 0
SEX 210 Women's Studies José Cartmenez 0
SEX 069 Nerdette and Geekette Studies José Cartmenez 0
SEX 301 Linguistics Dick Cheney 0
Self Defense
DFNS 502 Plane Desnaking (AKA Getting those Motherfucking snakes off this Motherfucking Plane) Samuel L. Jackson 0
Political Science
PSci 501 Internship: Congressional Buttrape Rep. Johnson 0
BIO 189 Biology of the Kitten 1 Uncycloversity staff 0
BIO 289 Biology of the Kitten 2 Uncycloversity staff 0
BIO 496 Advanced Rat Torture B. F. Skinner 0
BIO 666 Intelligent Design TBA 0

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