Undernet

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Not to be confused with the “outernet”. The “undernet” is the underground internet network. It is currently located 50 ft below hell. Even Satan complains that it is too slow for his needs. And, being the bitch that he is, he banished the undernet to the far hell, and created "undernet 2: revenge of the internetting web-ocons". Unfortunately this never really caught on in the “over-world” (or earth) and soon enough, the poorly written sequel of the undernet was shunned by critics everywhere. Satan, out of embarrasement, cast a curse in everything "networky" and nothing has ever been the same since. The undernet and and its sequel still resides somewhere out there, unnoticed to this very day.