Undo

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The Undo button is one of the oldest surviving buttons jesus ever invented. It grants its presser the ability to erase his mistakes and pretend they never happened so that he may try again. Little know about the other function of the Undo button, which is to cause your hand to swell so that the glove won't fit.

Origins of the Undo button[edit]

The Undo button was hatched in 792 A.D. in a small well in Saudi Arabia. There, it lived in cold, dark silence for over 300 years until it was discovered by Satan's former bitch-slave, Hilary Clinton. She then used its power to undo her pregnancy with Jesus and took it to France. In later years, the French were undoing all their wars that turned out bad and became official quitters. However, being losers, they could not figure out how to duplicate the Undo button. So, they sold the intellectual property rights to the Undo button to Britain in 1659, since they seemed to know what they were doing at the time. Thomas Hobbes, the first emo, obtained the Undo button through means he was not proud of and undid his whole life. (Little did he know that the Redo button would bring him back to misery.) The Undo button was then duplicated, stuffed, grilled, and eaten. He died December 3rd, 1961.

How to use the Undo button[edit]

  1. Grasp the Ctrl key with one hand
  2. Press the Ctrl key down towards the ground (not too hard though)
  3. Grasp the Z key with the other hand <== this is important!
  4. Press the Z key down towards the ground (not too hard though)
  5. Repeat until Paris Hilton vanishes

The Undo Button and Uncyclopedia[edit]

The Undo button which exists in the history window of all articles exists as a special function in order to combat efficient the rising tide of disinformation that has been crashing upon the prestiene shores of Uncyclopedia. First implemented on Uncyclopedia, the heretics of Wikipedia have since stolen the sacred technology for themselves. One of the key elements of the Undo button is its ability to reverse vandalism with minimal effUCK YOU JOHN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!GURLPOWERRR

Famous users of the Undo button[edit]

 

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