Ungrateful dead
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“Queersssssssssssss”
~ Gollum
The Ungrateful Dead are a hip-rock band living in a parallel universe next to unconfirmed reports of the living ghost of Lincoln. Undisputedly the most Fucking pathetic greatest band in the anti-world, the band whent on to make 1,223 albums (some of which were actually listened to, and burned in a "Disco's Dead" pile or used for toilet paper afterwards). Unlike their opposing companions, the Grateful dead, their music truly sucks. your mom. Twice have they been given a Swells Like Shit Award and won two Granny's. Not known for being notable hippies, but known for coming to Bugs Bunny's orgies along with MC Hammer to get free auditions for YCUNTU Records
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Born, got cleaned off, showered, handed to mama, suck on bottle, grown up, beaten by drunk father, run away from home, Stole bought guitar, smoked pot, lost virginity (twice), sucked on bottle again, handed to mama, bit chipmunk's head off, and died from sugar overdose. Average, regular, natural rock star life. However, the Ungrateful Dead were a bunch of pusses. The most wild thing they did was sneak into Uncle Tom's Cabin and have sex with the reverend's daughter wife
aunt grandmother great-grandmother. They liked trees. LOTS OF TREES. Sworn in by the president of Tree Hugger Union of The United States North America, they have committed their lives next twenty minutes to save a protect the endangered whales...oh,trees of the world. After the very recent news that 25% of species on the planet where near extinction(of course, Paul McCartney always knew as soon as his wife's head was bitten off by a crazed seal pup), the band decided to protect the species and have some fun while they did. So they went streaking. Streaking, streaking, streaking, streaking, streaking. Streaking with their favorite people in the world, New Yorkers. Afterwards, many of them were going down Main Street, 3rd Street, Bay Street, 34th street, and Wall Street (this caused the '29 crash as the women/men ratio in the group was 11 to 1).
“IT was rough, but we had a naked good time. ”
~ John Bumexpose - band leader
The most funniest thing happened on their way to greatness, their sister phoned the police to report a sighting of Elvis (and that Micheal Jackson was trying toMolest Hersteal their Televison). The police came 35.90345 seconds later and Elvis was too busy to prove of his existence, and Micheal had eloped with a motorcycle manAgainst His Will!. However, the band arrived on time and play their latest tune of which the policemen heads, at that point, blew up in shame. After the mess had been cleaned up and an 'alibi' had been proven, the band saw this as their call to fame and sent their leaders to burn the Reichstag.
[edit] Famous Stoners That Loved This Band
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- Oh, My God. Their is no help coming (4:39) Written by Johnny Blueshwhey and Billy the Kid.
- Please Stop, My Hernia's Hurting (1:30) Sung by Celine Dion, Written by Tracy Chapman.
- You'd Wish You Were Dead (12:35.001) Music by Jack the Ripper.
- Save Yourselves While You Can! (45:89:666) Anonymous, of course.
- My God! I Haven't Been in This Much Pain Since I Passed My Last Kidney Stone (9:01.0000000000000091) Lyrics by Tom Clancy.
- Your Going to Die, You Fucking Bitch! Written by Mike Tyson (Sung by him too!).
- I Liked George Bush's Speeches Better (123:56:59) Written by Gary 'Big Boy' Lee.
- I'm Voting McCain!!! (13,434:90:56.8432882bullshit4233928) Written by a Republican.
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