United Snakes of AmeriKKKa

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The United Snakes of AmeriKKKa is the actual name of a country which briefly succeeded from the United Spades of America, before succession was forgotten by its leaders after a keg party at Aaron Burr's house. Run by an idiot televangelist named George Bush, a puppet leader of a breakaway faction of the Freemasons, the country was dedicated to blowing up any country that refused to bow at the mention of Jebus.

History[edit]

In 1776, Adolf Hitler, Ben Mussolini, and Miklos Horthy wrote the United Snakes of AmeriKKKa's Declaration of Independence which consisted of a badly drawn stick figure pissing on a British flag (the flag itself wasn't even drawn in the right colors) . After they somehow managed to gain their independence, they wrote the Constitution, which consisted of the phrase "OMGWTFHAX!" written over and over. This resulted in a huge authoritarian fascist piece of crap.

The War of 1812[edit]

The War of 1812 began on April 5, 1824, when der fuhrer of the USA gave the leader of the Empire of Asia the middle finger. They were easily annexed, but the occupiers realized they didn't want a nation as crappy as this one to be in their empire. The Asians left in disgust. That was the end of the war.

World War I[edit]

The United Snakes of AmeriKKKa didn't have much of a part in this war. They sent a single scout to France to help the war. All the other soldiers they supposedly sent were all immigrants who were tricked into coming from their homelands by advertisements written by Joseph Goebbels that said AmeriKKKa was the "land of the free." They were slapped with USA army uniforms and weird machines that gave them American accents. They helped the soldiers who did all the real fighting and took credit for the victory.