United States of Stop Drop and Roll
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Play to the tune of Liam Lynch's "United States of Whatever"
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[edit] ÜSÂ SÚCKS
[edit] Chorus
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
[edit] Verse 1
And I was in the U.N and George Bush was like "I thought i told you to drop those bombs on Iran"
And I was like, "Stop Drop And Roll!"
And I was on the beach and Westwood said "Get off my chair innit, or I will bang you out with my homies"
And I was like "Stop Drop and Roll!"
And then your mom came up to me and she was like "I'm so fat and I want to have sex with you"
And I was like "Stop Drop and Roll!"
[edit] Chorus
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
[edit] Verse 2
I was in Russia and everyone was like "In Soviet Russia, We Stop, Drop and Roll in YOU!!"
And I was Like "Stop, Drop and Roll"
I was near McDonald's and all the fat kids were like "Must.... Eat.... Crap..."
And I was like "STOP DROP AND ROLLLLLLLLAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I was in Mexico and everyone was like "Hey Hombre! Come and share some Nachos!"
And I was like "Stop, Drop en Roll!"
[edit] Chorus
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
[edit] Verse 3
Some guy on fire came up to me and he was like "DUDE!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!"
And I was like "I can't remember what to do in this situation, I knew there was something you had to do in this situation... feed the cat.. no.."
And then the fire safety guy was like "Stop Drop and Roll!"
And then God came up to me and spaketh "Stop Drop and Roll!"
And i was like "Dude! You stole my line! But that's cool"
[edit] Chorus
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
Because this is my United States of Stop Drop and Roll
