Universal Conquest

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If you came here by accident, click the back button. For the love of all things binary, do it now!

Looking for something else?[edit]

Yes that's right, you wanted GALACTIC conquest. Here is the link, please follow it back to Galactic conquest and watch what you type from now on.

Why are you still here?[edit]

No sane person comes to this page on purpose. Mabey you are an agent of the anti-Stephen. Anti-stephen minons should report here [1].

Why won't you go away?[edit]

maybe you just don't understand. This page will not lead to to a game called Universal Conquest, or any information about it. In fact, Universal Conquest does not exist. This page will lead to to a horrible death by nerve squirrels. Please, please turn back now.

Too late[edit]

I told you to go away. Now it is too late. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated. Your painfull death will commence in

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I tried to warn you...
hope you learned a lesson
What a mess....

Still not convinced!?![edit]

Fine, I'll give you one last chance. Click here and maybe that grue won't devour what's left of your soul. Maybe...

I Hate you....[edit]

Fine, the link exists. It's right here if you are that compelled to seek pain. Just please go away, and don't come crying back to me when this game devours your soul and makes you watch bad daytime talk shows. I tried to stop you, but some people just won't listen.