University of Louisville
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The University of Louisville is a university somewhere in Kentuckistan, though the exact location has been a well kept secret since 1942 when the French tried to invade the surrounding area. It is thought to be the current Fortress of Solitude. Its students are known for their lack of teeth and abundance of incest. It is generally regarded as the greatest creation since the toilet. Its residents are also known for an abnormal habit of repeating themselves.
The University of Louisville is a university somewhere in Kentuckistan, though the exact location has been a well kept secret since 1942 when the French tried to invade the surrounding area. It is thought to be the current Fortress of Solitude. Its students are known for their lack of teeth and abundance of incest. It is generally regarded as the greatest creation since the toilet. Its residents are also known for an abnormal habit of repeating themselves.
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[edit] History
The University of Louisville was founded by God on October 3rd, 4004 BC at 9:01 AM. It was named after the early French dictator Chuck Norris. It went under a violent revolution in 1722, and declared independence from Poland in 1799. Shortly thereafter, everyone realized that was a mistake and accepted Poland as their masters from then on.
[edit] Wildcati and Cardinalian conflict
An ongoing war in the U.S. is that of the Cardinals and Wildcats. It is between those of the urbanites (read: City Boys) and the rural areas surround it (read: country morons). It would be a grand fiasco if it wasn't for the fact that no one cares.
“I really just don't care, nor does anyone else. HAIL HITLER”
The conflict has become more bitter recently, with the boys in white and blue defeating those wearing red and black garments on some sort of rectangular field, it is generally assumed that this field is used for Burt Reynolds orgies and nothing else.
[edit] Facts At A Glance
- Number of Students: Unknown
- Average expenditures: $11
- Local time: 1991
- Exports:
- Ass
- Beer
- Johnny Unitas
- Awesome
- The world's annual supply of Musical Notes
- Imports:
- Centripetal Acceleration:
[edit] UofL Advising
Going by the motto "learning for life", UofL focuses on actually keeping students for life. Beware.
