Unquotable:Quotes in Piratespeak

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Arrrr! Ahoy from the HMS Unquotable, a free online floatin' wreck o' nonsense from scalawags who love scurvy buccaneers beyond your piratest imaginin's, tales o' the high seas in every scurvy language except for landlubber ones, including - shiver me timbers! pirate sources (which arn't thar, you filthy beggar), translations of arrrrrrr! in English, and blighty ol' links to Pirateopedia for walkin' the plank straight into Davey Jones' Locker! The only Pirate renderin' of the HMS Unquotable has, uh, several crew members so far, with lots o' bloody quotes and many insults to your pirateness, too! Ye buccaneers (but not the Miami Dolphins) shall visit th' page for the helpless pirate or fiddle in the Litterbox to learn how you, as captain of yer own boat, can order any crew member, right here, right now, to walk th' plank despite your landlubbery swashbucklin' rickets. Or, just swim over to the signup page and forget where ye were when ye found th' map to th' treasure. ARRRRR!


Random Quote of the ARRRRRR!
Damn, I hate warts. I really do. Warts are just the worst thing ever, worse than painful glandular swelling,
worse than boils in random, embarrassing places, worse even than this quote.

Margaret Thatcher

Arrrr! We're workin' on a new rule for pickin' th' "Random Quote of the ARRRRRR!" usin' black magic. Since all these here quotes immediately have their heads chopped off by our Cutlass-Weildin' Pirate Killer as soon as you read 'em, there's no map to 'em. Be beheaded now...

Rejected Pieces o' Eight   (edit)   Band o' Scalawags
New scalawags

VoltAAIRRRRRR! - ARRRRRRRRistotle - YodARRRRRR! -

Landlubbers

Argh, the Matrix! - William Gates o' HELL! - William ShatNAARRRRRRR! - ChristophAAARRRRR Walken - RAAAAAAAANDUM UNFUNNY QUOTES!!!!!

In Davey Jones's Locker

ARRRRRRRRistotle - ARRRRRRtharrrr C. CLAARRRRRRke - Winnie ChARRRRRRchill - Noel CowARRRRRRd - ChAARRRRRles DARRRRRwin - AlbARRRRRRRt Einstein - BenjARRRRRRRmin Franklin - Tom JeffARRRRRRRRson - Sun-GARRRRRRRRRR! - MARRRRRRRRRRk Twain - VoltAAIRRRRRR! - OscAARRRRRRR Wilde - AARRRRRR Lord an' SaviAAAAAAR, th' scalawag

Unearthly bein's

ARRRRRRnonymous - That ARRRRRRR! creature who looks like the "Davey Jones" chAAARRRRRRacter in the last Johnny Depp movie - GAAARRRRRRRRD - 'Ter Bloody Swede! - YodARRRRRR! - Captain Oblivious

Treasure maps

HARRRRRRRRmlet

WhatevARRRRR!

Quote MAAARRRRRRket - ARRRRRRRussian ARRRRRRevARRRRRRsal - LandlubbAAARRRRs' epitaphs (a true pirate is always buRRRRied at sea) - Last WoRRRRRRRds - Thoughts a thousand leagues deep in Davey Jones's LockARRRRRR - ARRRRRRRR!

 

More Piracy[edit]

Manual of ARRRRR! - IgnARRRRR!able Policies - How to ARRRRR! - Help (ARRRRR!) -

About the Boat[edit]

Avast ye, mateys! - Shiver Me Timbers!

On the High Seas[edit]

Dumbass - 1337 - Fran├žais - Gangsta - Pirate - Deutsch - Obfuscata - On Wheels!


The Unquotable Hall of Lame

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