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Fate laughs at probabilities. You know, because probabilities are pretty funny.
E.G. Bulwer-Lytton

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Living people

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Dead people

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Non-people

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Literary works

Hamlet ON WHEELS!

Miscellany

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About wheels - The Tragic History of Wheels!

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