Unrequited

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You want fries with that?

There is meaning to this word, but alas my testicles are trapped in the door of a volkswagen and hence I shall never be able to tell you, for the gap between your comprehension and the truth is insurmountable, and my balls are still trapped in the door of a volkswagen. If you were to understand the terrible wonderful meaning of unrequited or the word massive-rectal-haemorrhage you would have to sacrifice so much that the rest of your life would be a miserable ruin.

The world stands forever between you and the blossoming joy of meaning! A joy that inevitably be short lived as the shuddering juggernaut of consequence did fall upon you and snuff out all hope of happiness and my balls are still trapped in the door of a volkswagen.

If it were not for those that oppose your communication, those who interfere with your understanding, you would be able to comprehend the beauty that is this word.

If your understanding were to be complete the dark oblivion of emptiness shall overcome us all. The world shall rue the day that you are made whole! Endless suffering and weeping, you enlightenment will be cursed in great sobbing breaths until the end of days and my balls are still trapped in the door of a volkswagen.

Forever the definition must be kept from you and my balls are still trapped in the door of a volkswagen.

Oh, the painful eternal meaninglessness you must endure! It has to be so, for the happiness of us all, what complete crap this guy has been spewing for the last 8 paragraphs, someone should cave his head in with a stick and defecate on his lawn in defiance of this lack of energy and entertainment, eat shit and die you human garbage.

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