Up town girls
| Name = Uptown Girl | Cover = | Artist = Billy Joel | Released from prison = 1983 | Format = Yell to the world by leppers | Lost = 1983 | Genre = Popcorn | Length = 3:15 | Label = Cracked Records | Producer = Snoopy | Fart position =
- #747 Billboard Hot 100)
- #5533 1 UK Singles Chart
"Uptown Girl" is a song performed by Evil dictator, Kim jon Oon.
Misinterperted, it may mean prostitute, squid monster or Rasin toast.
YOU EARS ARE NOT WORTHY!
Up town girls is also Uncyclopedias theme song.