Usavich

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Usavich[edit]

“Usavich is Corean!!!!!”

~Confucius in Korean on Usavich


“For today, I have a dream. That isn’t to save Black guy. It's.......seeing Usavich”

~Martin Luther King on Usavich


“The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of freedom to see some Usavich in the entire world.”

~George W. Bush on Usavich


“Sorry teacher, we didn’t do us HW because Usavich is so amusing.”

~Students on Usavich


“No test today.”

~Teachers that watch Usavich and forgot to create test on Usavich.


“Oh, no!”

~Usavich on Usavich


“Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaah!

~Kool-Aid on Usavich


“Oh daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn!”

~Mr. Kool-aid guy on Usavich


“KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC!”

~Kentuckistan Fried Chicken on Usavich


“Why buy burgers from a clown when you can buy burgers from a king?”

~Burger King talking with McDonald on Usavich




Setting[edit]

Usavich – a funny and unfunny video by an unfunny and funny man who I don’t even heard his name before. But who cares, a Korean stupid guy –Confucius said,”The theme of cartoon is not the author, is the points of the funny.” Usavich (from Japanese usagi, rabbit, with vich giving it faux Russian flavor) is a series of animated short films being produced for MTV (McDomald TV) Japan by Canaban Graphics since 6002. It's about an odd couple of rabbits (they did nothing wrong, just some murder, steal or rob) imprisoned in a Soviet prison (the prison is not so big, just about 1000mx1000mx1000m). While the first season shows the absurd everyday occurrences of the two rabbits' prison life, the second season tells the adventures of their escape and life on the run. Season 3 is tell you how easy 004 rabbit to get a pair of shoe.


Characters[edit]

Kirenenko

Kirenenko wears a fashionable white and red uniform, number 04. He has a safety pin stuck through his left ear. Originally a mafia boss, he was sentenced to death. Generally quiet, but very cute when he becomes angry and goes berserk. He likes order and does not forgive anyone who crosses his path or otherwise "meddles" in his life. He collects sneakers and is generally oblivious (apathetic) to the world around him while he reads his magazine advertising sneakers. He cares for nothing but his sneakers. 1.PNG


Putin

Putin wears a prison uniform with green fashionable stripes, number 541. Has his ears tied together and is good-natured. He likes to dance kazachok on his bed (episode 12 shows him dancing kazachok in his sleep). Although generally dim-witted, when the door gave him a test he was passing with flying colors until he failed to correctly identify the gender of all the chicks when he placed the transvestite chick into the female slot instead of the male slot. Likes fun but often gets in trouble. An honest laborer who once missed a day of work due to hangover and was sentenced to 3 years in jail as a capitalist agent. However, he enjoys life in prison with its free food. He was only one day from being released when he followed Kirenenko out of the cell.

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Leningrad

Leningrad is a frog living in the toilet in Putin and Kirenenko's "Prison". He does little more than croak, eat Komanech, and defecate her out again.






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