User:0uch
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| This user's IQ is Over 9000. |
| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| BROTRR | This user is a proud Rigist. |
| Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
| This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
 | And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans) |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine. |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| AA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! |
| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| Usb! | No, really! |
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. |
| [insert content here] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
| 1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
| sub | subliminal! |
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The stripper factory be waiting. |
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable round house. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and throws at the round house. |
| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
| This user will give you a seizure. |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT | 
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
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| This user has eye beams. |
| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die. |
