User:4096.256.16.1

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Other Stuff (Possibly Not Vandalism)[edit]

Vandalism designed for Hex!! courtesy of Cajek.

Oh, sorry for not writing in "designed for hex" YOUR MAAAAJESTY!!
Hex
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Scientific classification
Kingdom Gilead
Phylum Comediphile
Class Engineer
Order Ascending
Family Under Construction
Genus Mutable
Species Human-ish
Binomial name
Hexus Assass1n
Specifications
Primary armament Satire
Secondary armament Stalking
Power supply ĈħãřМαp
Health ∞²
Mana Ө
Strength ±√71
Intelligence ≠۞
Weight ≥0
Length π
Special attack Mozilla 3.2.1 Spell Check
Conservation status
Belligerent And Numerous
TommyGun.jpg This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....



Alright, What does "Hex" have to do with random bunch of numbers?

Well, for you uneducated-types, 4096,256,16 and 1, are the powers of 16; 0,1,2 (squared) and 3 (cubed). Alright, that means nothing. Be patient, I'm getting to the point...

Anyway, binary uses base 2, 1's and 0's... its what your computer uses, at the most fundamental level. Each binary number represents a decimal number, with an associated character that is used to create code which the computer executes accordingly. Now, Hexadecimal, is the same style of thing, with base 16 instead of the shitty base 2. So instead of 1' and 0's, you have 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F. Hexadecimal code is not only a bitch to understand, but most programs won't realise what the hell it is. Its a bitch to translate and is likely to make your head feel like jell-o when your converting it through decimal to binary.

Assorted stuff I'm working on
  • Women Drivers - I just have a finger in this particular pie, adding small amounts and some pictures
  • User: 4096.256.16.1 - This page, it needs a lot of work
  • My Signature - Yes... it stinks... But I don't want to steal someone's code...
  • Canberra - Big ReWrite with DJ



Planned Works

  • HowTo: Survive in Prison
  • RU-RLY6 -Paedophiles rejoice! New, easy to use, child friendly tranquilliser!
  • Pre-Premptive Text
  • RapeChute Rhymes with GrapeFruit
  • Vocal Gesticulation


























Cajek's Pissed on My UserPage again[edit]

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1 ChiefjusticeDS 175 175 100%
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Top 5 this month (June)[edit]

User:Cajek/Pee
# user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews % of reviews "in-depth"
1 John Lydon 12 11 92%
2= Username18 / Black flamingo11 5 / 4 4 80% / 100%
4= Hiatus Hernia / ChiefjusticeDS 3 3 100%

Top 5 last month (May)[edit]

User:Cajek/Pee
# user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews % of reviews "in-depth"
1 HELPME 8 8 100%
2 Striker2117 4 4 100%
3 John Lydon 5 3 60%
4= Matfen / Why? 2 2 100%


Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg You lost "Are You NXWave?" : As A result, your Ban [[1]] privileges have been removed. The good thing about that is, if you win that particular game you get banned. If you lose, you're a generally alright guy. -RAHB The Legions of MediaWiki staff have proved that this user is NOT NXWave
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Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
Russian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Russian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Italian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Italian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Golf Course - Large, beautiful golf course, a brilliant place to buy golf trophies
Shooting Range - A place to test out all Mafia weapons with live targets
The Rackets Room - A room filled with files on all the Mafia's rackets