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5go is the antethesis of 42. To find out why you must find the correct question.

5go is a The Cute Little Sweetheart. Though this is my only account for now.

Almost impossible to detect under normal circumstances, this type - a form of Wiki Mule - is usually created solely to post content that the original user might be embarrassed to submit under his original user identity. These sock puppets are usually harmless, and in some cases make positive contributions to the wiki. However, in some cases their popularity might quickly become greater than that of the original user, at which point the user either decides to inhabit the sock puppet full-time (often leading to wikiphrenia), or becomes jealous of the sock puppet and gradually abandons it. Not coincidentally, this type of sock puppet is also the most likely to present itself as having a different gender than the original user. Since most wiki contributors are male geeks with no appreciable social life, the introduction of an identifiably-female user can draw enormous amounts of attention. Since attention is precisely what the original user usually craves most, he might seriously consider gender-reassignment surgery simply to maintain the "high," or actualize it into his meatspace reality.

(I stole this from this article Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet. I am suprised the haven't found they have the fake yet.)

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5go is the secret identity of a super hero that goes by the name Woman

de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
tx-P This f****r speaks Texan heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sp-G This user does not speak Spanglish and furthermore believes Spanglish to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Spanglish.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
pika-N This user is a native speaker of Pikachu.