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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is whenever he's got nothing better to do. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
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Gender: Male
Member since: 28 November 2006
Occupation: meh
Favourite Article: None
No, not even this.
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods
IRC name: AAA^
Weapon of Choice: Medieval flail
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About me[edit]

Template:Wikipedian I've been lurking around this site for about a month now as an IP. But now I decided to get an account so people would notice me. And since this is like Wikipedia, I already know how to do things like editing and that.

And yes. My name is taken off AAAAAAAAA!. Or AAA. I can't remember.

See also my awards


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This user is an incoherent piece of drivel.
And that's why we love him...
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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