User:ASHPD

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What are you looking at, pal?
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ASHPD
First Appearance Your girlfriend's bedroom
Final Appearance In your house's toilet
Portrayed by David Hasselhoff
Nationality Uncyclopedian. (duh?)
Occupation What is an occupation?
Favorite Games Playing with your Mind; Sex!
Favorite Villain That WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHA dude.
Rachel Cordingley is too Damn Sexy.

This user worships the almighty sex goddess Rachael Cordingley and has continually combusted from multiple sex drive overloads.

File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

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[edit] March 1st, 2008

POSTED BY ASHPD

Today I present you with this!

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Tags: Babe, Car

[edit] February 7th, 2008

POSTED BY ASHPD

WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE IT IS A PAGE ALL ABOUT ME

my hobbeys include: Laughing at C&C development, laughing at EA fanboys, your mum and waffles. Mmm, who doesn't like waffles? I ESPESCALLY ENJOY MAPLE SERUP ON your mum and MY WAFFLES. NOT ON MY COMPUTER THO LOL la la la la la la la

My name is A. Shepherd and I am 999 years olds and I slept with your girlfriend. She is GOOOODD!!!

When I'm at home iLove to watch other shows tho like Heroes, Hiro Nakamura is so funny! And Im part of a female bowling league (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!). my ex ex gf is a total bitch, i hate her!!!!

THIS IS MY EX GF. SHE IS LIKE THE DEVIL WHORE TO ME SO I DREW HER WITH A PITCHFORK AND HORNS.

MY COMPUTERS ARE MY LIFE OMG. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! look at my custom made casing,made of cardboard, power by the most awesome pentium 2 processor, the fastest processor on earth!!! I have THREE 5 and a halfs floppy disks on my computer and 1 brand new 3 and a half floppy disk also!!! ZOMG!!! HAHA I has new RAMS, 512mb new rams!!! NA NA NA NA!!

I thougth my new gf was sleeping with my best friend pete but I found out she was sleeping with pete's gf, which is okay and I joined in to form threesome. Awesome! I don't have aids, i checked.

These are my favorite heroes: Myself Your Mom You

UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GREATEST SITE ON EARTH!!!!
Tags: Rant; Uncyclopedia

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