User:AbaddonGuild
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“AbaddonGuild. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Albert Einstein on AbaddonGuild
P.S. Now refer to me as "The Devil". It's my new Nickname.
Number of people who should go to hell:
    
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[edit] WELCOME TO TEMPLATELAND!
This user is WINNER!
I don't need help with anything! I just like templates!
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| This page is a work in progress But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later. |
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| Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Grues Love this Article
Luckily, it's in the good way, not meaning "tasty". But don't get too settled, they'll still eat you. All the people who edit this article have a .01% less chance of being eaten by a grue. Please note this does not stack, and is non-transferable.
And remember, it's only .01%!
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<-- See? |
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
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| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
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| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! |
| This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki. |
| This user, AbaddonGuild, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here. |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
 | Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact. |
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| sub | subliminal! |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| hey! | The above wasn't my fault! |
| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
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| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
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| "This is a template"
-Captain Obvious |
| Do not remove this template. |
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For some reason, Megaman approves of this article. Maybe it's an article that shows how stupid Metools are. Maybe it's on virus busting, or on how cool he is. Whatever the reason, he likes this article, and you should not defy him by not reading it, as it's a bad idea to defy the wishes of someone with a gun on his arm. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
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This user was brought to you by the letter H and the number 3.1415926535879732384626433832795028841972. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
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[edit] See also
- Templates
- My (our) site!
- Fuckin' Retard Pervert
- My (Satan's) MySpace on Uncyclopedia
- User:NuttyBird96
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