User:Absurdism

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Preceded by:
Albert Camus
De-facto Ruler of The Absurd
1337 - 2074
Succeeded by:
Gir


You learn about stuff like this in Western Studies. That is an inside Joke, but be glad you don't get it!Be very very glad.
The Revolution will not be Televised, But it will be sold for $5.



Absurdism
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Name:

<td> Absurdism

Gender:

<td> Man,Guy,Boy,Male,Men,Boys thing.

Birth Date:

<td> June 32, 1874 A.Y.

Location:

<td> Being eaten by a Grue

Occupation:

<td> Not knowing what to do with my life

Religion:

<td> Buddhism, Taoism, Communism,Paganism

Politics:

<td> People's Front of Judea

Aliases:

<td> Some Guy Who can't log in for various reasons

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Interests


Handle with extream care.

~ Oscar Wilde on Absurdism

I'm Insane. I scare people.

~ Absurdism on himself

One does not discover the absurd without being tempted to write a manual of happiness.

~ Albert Camus on Absurdism

You could have learned Japanese in your childhood.

~ User:Stuck in Limbo on Absurdism


I am Absurdism. I...oh look some pie..

I've got a wikipage too.[1]

When life gives you lemons make lemone pie. I bet you were no expecting that huh. Yeah totally I just owned you n00b.

I am justifed by the holy Puppy.

What is THAT YOU SAY? You say there is a cow in a apple. Toast what am I goin to do about that.

I...I...I...I dunno

Nietzsche is thinking.Please don't bother him.

^_^ V_V ^_V O_o o_O O_O o_o >_< <_< >_> <_>

Vandalism/example on wheels!

It's not nice to poke insane people.

There is an article on Absurdism that is not me, Absurdism.

Those quotes at the top at my page. They are so cool, I wonder who put them there?Anyway that is a REAL Albert Camus quote. I also said somthing to the degree of the Absurism quote. If you put Oscar Wilde's name at the end of a quote it atuomaticaly gives it credablity so it is true. Stuck in Limbo said that to me in real life(you know that thing you don't have).YEAH. So you see my quotes are real and dead seroius. -_-

Rant

I would like to take a moment and say, WTF took so long? I could not create an account for a while and now my freaking IP adress is all over this site.

End Rant

Anyway I have wirtten: Simone de Beauvoir, I was not a user at the time.(see rant)

I have tired to improve Søren Kierkegaard.

I wrote Georg Hegel.

I wrote Max Stirner

I wrote Chairman Grue

I wrote The Divine Comedy

I worte Subcomandante Marcos

I wrote Stalin V. Trotsky Note: This appears to have no vaule to some people. Fuck them. In fact it is probly goin to be gone in a while so I made this page User:Absurdism/Stalin V. Trotsky V_V

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en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.
uk-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
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Thith uther thpeakth Elvish with a really thexy lithp.
fh-E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school.
la-F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ao-P This f****r speaks AOLer heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ns-X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers.
vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

1337 This user is elite.
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Goldenbuddha.jpg This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
SatanBunny.jpg This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is ARR-some!

What do you see in this image?Your Mom?Well I see a freaking racoon dressed as a samurai.Does that make me shallow?

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