User:Abwayax

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

du-E This user only speaks Dumbass because it was a required course in school.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

[[Español es-1]] This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español .

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.

pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

[[Random Humour rh-N]] This user is a native speaker of Random Humour .

vg-F This user got an F in Vogon and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

“The love of Abwayax is the root of all evil.”

~ St. Paul on Abwayax

“The love of Abwayax is the root of all evil.”

~ St. Paul on Abwayax

“The love of Abwayax is the root of all evil.”

~ St. Paul on Abwayax

Abwayax is a relatively unknown something-or-other from the relatively unknown island of Ackphthys.

He is also, according to it, "someone".

He was supposedly born in the year 1318, graduated from the Ackphthys School for the Relatively Random and Unmundane in the year 1337, timetravelled to the year 20XQ to fight the hordes of the cyber-czar Curious George, went back to 1337 when he realized that he forgot to bring his underwear, and lived to be over 666 years old.

Abwayax is one of the hardest words to pronounce and/or spell, coming in at third behind Exlxlblob and Izwzyzx.

Contents 1 Beliefs 2 Quotes 3 See also 4 External links

[edit] Beliefs

• All of you ffall to the stegasooras.
• All of you pphail to the tyrannosooras.
• Something is not right here.

[edit] Quotes

• FOO!!
• BAR!!
• FOOBAR!!
• ACKPHTH!!!

[edit] See also

• ???
• My parody on List of weapons that don't exist, but should, thanks to Izwzyzx who invented the desserts themselves
• ?
• ?

[edit] External links

Abwayax's personal server

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This is a vanity page. This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.