User:Acrolo

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Featured Article: UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2009

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This user is South African ...and therefore keeps elephants as pets.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

20 This user has written 20 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Sycamore.

Contents 1 Articles 1.1 Random 1.2 Unnews 2 My Manipulations 3 Misc Pages

[edit] Articles

[edit] Random

• UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken (FEATURED!)
• HowTo:Host an emo pity party
• Bland Gift Manual, Prison City
• Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle
• Why?:The Long Face?

[edit] Unnews

• UnNews:Obama swats a fly, causing the death of future maggot (Lead)
• UnNews:Michael Jackson not dead, M.J. Phone Home
• UnNews:Michael Jackson's death saves global economy (Lead)
• UnNews:Man suffers caffeine underdose (2nd and 3rd Lead)
• UnNews:Mary-Jane cought with pot! (3rd Lead)
• UnNews:Seven Ate Nine!
• UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked (Lead) (Audio by Zana Dark)
• UnNews:Satan considers retirement! Blog discovery reveals all
• UnNews:He shoots, he misses! (3rd Lead) (Audio by Zana Dark)
• UnNews:Swine flu cured using blue dye found in M&M's!
• UnNews:Man makes headlines
• UnNews:PETCO releases revolutionary new dog beer product (Lead)
• UnNews:Queen Elizabeth requests new underwear for her sore tush (2nd Lead)
• UnNews:Mrs. Christ arrested for fraud!
• UnNews:Indian woman unveils world's largest pair of scissors

[edit] My Manipulations

The official GTA spoof	Extracted from the game	Extracted from the game	Obama the fly murderer
Mary-Jane	All your drugs r belong to us!	I have the full collection	Need milk.
Uncyc is good shiiit maaaan.	Mary Magdalene's arrest.	Mary was a gold digger.

[edit] Misc Pages

• Thank you for voting templates, because I am a shit voter apparently
• If you are be a good to me I are be give you something
• My snazzy sig!
• Reviews
• Dead ends