User:Acrolo/UnPoetia:I R Poet
- I R Poet
- Guess wat! I dirrn't even knowit!
- Haha! knowit rhymes with poet
- you see? I did it again, so clever
- Even better than John Denver.
- Is poet pronounced poot?
- No, it's pronounced poh-eht
- Where are my boot?
- I couldn't say boots coz it's plural,
- and does not rhym with poot,
- or for that matter root
- Which r belong to a tree.
- I can't wait to put this through pee,
- because it should get an oresome review!
- What rhymes with review?
- Oh! That's right. pee review rhymes with review.
- After that it will go on Vee Ef Eightch,
- and get nommed for awesomeness by <insert name here>,
- and be on the front page.
- All thanks to <insert name here>
- And then im gonna be famous.
- Just like Paris Hilton's anus
- I'm not trying to be heinous
- I R just a poet, that's all.
- Have a nice trip and see you next fall.
- Wait! Why arnt you laughing?
- Oh! Coz i spelled arn't werong.
- Werong is spelled wright.
- Time to have another bong.
- Ok then good night!
Tell your mum i left the muny under her pillow
I didn't mean to write that thats why i scratched it out
- P.P.S.P.S.S Do you have a
rubbereraser I can use instead? To rub out the words so this page dusn't look ugly Like your dad.