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This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

5/07 This user joined Uncyclopedia on May 24, 2007.

This person was once someone's outrageous sockpuppet but performed a successful Role Reversal spell.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

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This user edits Grueslayer.

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This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user's IQ is 142.

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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is reading your thoughts!

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This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

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Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one.

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Bambi (Adopted page, and saved it)

Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! Done done done.

The Page Without Wiki Formatting Completified.

Shoop Da Whoop (Aw man, I hate vandals. This could make them happy though, but at the same time insult them. YEY!)

Phonetics - Aw man, this is sucha a good idea.

UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies - Uncyclopedian UnNews version of the recent Maple Story disaster. Moved to mainspace.

Story Time

In addition, I have made the following templates:

Template:Megaman

Template:Megaman Disapproves

Template:Endorsement

Template:Contradictory Userboxes

Template:Tilde

Template:Starcraft - YEY.

Images I Likes

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  OMG! Too many LOLs!

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  Uh...houston? We have a problem...

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  IT'S AWESOME.

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  ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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  I totally made this image, and it replaces the Uncyclopedia logo on MS Paint. Oh yeah. I rule.

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  LOL RED RANGER!!!

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  Hooray for Yugioh Card Maker.

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  Speaking of which...

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  RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN!

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  Something I'm likely to use. Here to prevent orphanage.

Articles I Likes

• Taahgaarxians
• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
• Kitsune
• Sony GayStation
• The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times
• The Uncyclopedian Forces (Nexus War) - Because I'm in them.
• Humanity: A Retrospective
• Break Up Letter
• International End of the World Day
• Time Cube
• Slime Cube
• The Dog Dies at the End

UNSOC ACTIVITIES

UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere Done.

Praise

Moved.