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Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one.

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Bambi (Adopted page, and saved it)

Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! Done done done.

The Page Without Wiki Formatting Completified.

Shoop Da Whoop (Aw man, I hate vandals. This could make them happy though, but at the same time insult them. YEY!)

Phonetics - Aw man, this is sucha a good idea.

UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies - Uncyclopedian UnNews version of the recent Maple Story disaster. Moved to mainspace.

Story Time

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UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere Done.



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