“One of my bests”
“He's like a brother to me”
“That was stupid”
Hiya. If you're reading this, is because you clicked on my name. Which means you probably want to find my address so you can proceed and kill me.
Unfortunately, I'm not giving you my address and instead, I'm getting yours through IP and proceed to kill you in your sleep.
I was invented 18 years ago, by the crazy doctor bastard people call "Your dad", but I prefer to use the term "High profile bitch". He was also helped by a sweet high school girl he raped and made his bitch. Nobody has ever tried to stop him, because he will probably make you his bitch if you try to.
After that, I decided the world sucked, and so I began a scheme to destroy it. I'm being helped by people like Your Mom, George W. Bush, Cookie Monster and Santa. You have to be smart (Or rich, in Bush's case [Or a woman and get naked, like your mom]) to enter. This means you're not welcome.
Taking Over the World
I'm not telling you how I'm taking over the world. Just Internet rules RULE is part of it, and you suck.
Stealing Your Girlfriend
If you're a girl, you can leave your phone number, address and AIM/MSN here so I can go and
rape help you in your work out.
Crap Articles I've written in here
- The Internet rules.
- More stuff, while they appear under your name, I actually made them.
- Your articles too.
This is true and you know it.
Everytime you see the word "Microsoft" remplace it with "Micro$hit", for the sake of the truth! And Stuff!
If you don't, you suck
- Nobody Cares
- Internet rules
- You suck
- Nobody cares
- Childish stuff
- Anything you didn't write.
Nobody Cares about Grammar
- flip off*
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