User:Alex Devens

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for his/her ability to breathe.
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My Story[edit]

I was born other planet Tatooine or something but then I decided Star Wars was boring and moved on to the Harry Potter universe. There I met Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and a bunch of other idiots. Then I met this one ugly white guy who yelled Avada Kedavra right in my face. He sucked. I'm glad I got away from that guy. Now he has a house on top of him, I think.