User:Alpha

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“Dear me, what have i done??”

“He is so... Butt-Ugly..”

~ Oscar Wilde on Alpha

“I play Munchkin with him every Saturday Night”

~ Nuck Chorris on Alpha

“YEOUCH!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Being kicked in the Nuts by Nuck Chorris and Alpha
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable couch potato. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and recollects at the couch potato.