User:AmericanBastard
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
AmericanBastard: is a highly sacrilegious and inflammatory two-legged mammalian with fingers and some pubic hair. Often claims to be American though some question the nominality as to whether he/she is from the ubiquitous America (U.S.A.) or Brazil. AmericanBastard encourages you to ask him/her this question, even though you probably could care less, please do this so that he/she may proudly ignore you.
Member since Dec 2006. Feedback (-42)
MyArticle/iArticles
- Grand Theft Auto: Reality City ~IN PROGRESS
- Really big "t" - HUFFED* My minimalist article
- HowTo:Antagonize People for Being Different ~NEED CONTRIBUTIONS, PLEASE!
- Columbine: The Musical ~in progress
- Jew bag - HUFFED* by none other than Jewish admins. I thought it was funny; perhaps someday it will live again when i start donating money to Uncyclopedia. P.S. check out this book! - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0374177724/bookstorenow16-20
- DJ cockspank - HUFFED* My first article ever. This article was so incredibly vain that if you ever red it, your veins would've popped out of your skin and slithered away like snakes near a fire. Persistant recreations of it granted me a very sexy ban of 3 months, an attempted suicide over uncyc, and Rasputin's pickled loins... In a jar!!
Banished from Uncyclopedia in 1984 as DJ cockspank for vanity. Felt ashamed, discouraged and unfunny. As a result, I mutated into a caterpillar and sought seclusion in some cave to ponder my greivances for 8 months. Mutated again, only this time into a butterfly and happily returned to the faceless internet community of uncyclopedia to waste more time with people who think they're funny. (see picture; I now serve as the gunpowder in war canons for launching Bibles at primeval heathens.)
Me hope u injoyed résumé,, do I get job now?
| This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls. |
 |
This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal of a fanboy and the grace of manga. |
| This User is cleaning latrines for the Grue Army. DON'T FEAR HIM. |
| ♀♂ | This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know. |
