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I collect userboxes[edit]

80px This user is addicted to video games. 80px


This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
30px This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
40px This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
0 This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0 This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This space for rent.

Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
50px This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
50px This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

40px This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
40px This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

55px This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
40px This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird. Help!
40px This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

32px This user's IQ is Over 9000.

50px Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
50px What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
50px Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.


This user is reading your thoughts!

30px This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

45px This user is a mutant.
40px This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

40px This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
50px This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
55px This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
40px This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. 40px

40px This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. 40px

45px This user loves pi
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)


This user is one Jolly Rodger.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
67px This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
45px This user is the random artificial snowflake that vomited his clitoris inside of your snowflake so you must tear him/her with your artificial snowflake.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

75px Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
File:Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
39px This user will give you a seizure.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
File:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
sub subliminal!
sub subliminal!
sub subliminal!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.