User:Arkanemancer

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Randomness has a 1%-chance of being planned.
I hope U <poop>all</poop> know you know you're

about[edit]

to die.

Things to Remember[edit]

With the exception of you, everyone, but you is stewpid.
Also, since you have read this page, it means you're interested in me. Don't be.
If you are, then to bad, because a pig-ninja is riding a tricycle to your house right now to deliver you a pizza with all the toppings you hate on it.
Too bad, since you probably wanted a hamburger anyway, but that's peanuts.
Right click here to do nothing. Left click here to also do nothing.
Face your fears isn't always easy, so don't. Instead, pig out, by eating candy wrappers.

My Life Story[edit]

While eating random things out of a recycling bin in a park, I spied a man riding a elephant. He had pink skin, the elephant was 3-feet tall and he was charging at me. Something was wrong...................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................... .............................................................................................................................................I forgot the ketchup! I went to the condiment stand to get some, but the man was all out. After I blew his brains out with a potato, I went to see if the elephant-rinding man was okay. He had crashed into a wall and the elephant's tusks had exploded. Then I was born and saved the world from the carrot nation. The End.

Theory of Independence[edit]

P.S. I think we win the war with England and get our independence.

Poll of Masters[edit]

<poll> What is your favorite ninja-pig? Favorite what? LSD-Man One of the guys in the Matrix 4: Happy Kwanzaa Edition A Chicken Rancid monkey-stain Water </poll>

Userboxes[edit]

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