User:Banjo2e

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Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

DANGER!!   Viewing or reading this page can be deadly ... or worse (due to the fact that this user knows Somedudeyoudon'tknow). 240 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, and disfigured for daring to see this page. If you just got here and are feeling dizzy due to losing a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, then lay down in the gutter and pass out.

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WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Megaman Bows Down to his Supreme Template-Creator Master Guy

Megaman bows down completely to the awesome guy who created his template. Indeed, he even acts as if he is a mindless robot...but that couldn't be the case. If it were, Chuck Norris would have to kill him. And that would be a pity, because Roll would cry a river and drown the whole world. She'd look so sad in photographs... Immediately thereafter, some boy band guy would then write a song about how he loves her when she smiles, and Satan would be most pleased as to how chaotic everything has become.

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File:Soldiers in water.jpg This user is Commander in Chief of the Army Of banjo2E.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user has eye beams.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.

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gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.

pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

password This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user's IQ is 142.

This user loves pi

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

You like me!  You really like me! Like Sally Field, this Uncyclopedian appreciates your praise.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Do NOT view this page!

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one for a while.

Dawn (I am saving this page from huffment.)

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Robot Chicken (I have a feeling the original shall die, so I'm saving it just in case.)

Bambi (Adopted page)

In addition, I have made the following templates:

Template:Megaman

Template:Megaman Disapproves

Template:Endorsement

Template:Gamefail

Template:Contradictory Userboxes

Template:Adopt

Template:Dora's Hitlist (This one I made because Dawn was added to its category, but it got QuickVFD so I just hope the category does too)

Also (and this is probably illegal) I have a multi sockpuppet named "Home" who I made into a stupid n00b on purpose. In fact, the only reason why User:Home exists is because of my page on Wikiality. Which will probably be was deleted anyway, so who the HELL cares.

[edit] The Army of banjo2E

Any user that is in this category has sworn to fight for me in the Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War. That's basically it. WORD!

(Sadly, it got QuickVFD for some reason, so only once someone else joins up will I have authoritAH to recreate the category.)

To join, go here.

[edit] Images I Likes

OMG! Too many LOLs!

[edit] Articles I Likes

• Taahgaarxians
• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
• Kitsune